Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Newly Single Staff Camp seeks Art Car(s) for mutually beneficial polyvehicular hook-up and possible long-term relationship.
We don't care what your last girlfriend said: size matters. Must be able to accommodate 20-30 riders for dreamy night time fun all over the playa!! If sparks melt our icy hearts, we'd be up for a long-term relationship, with the possibility of a live-in situation. Penguins mate for life, but even a one night stand with us promises some cool rewards. Compatible suitors and interested parties are invited to send pics and stats to toibox23@gmail.com. Let’s hook up and make Ice even hotter.
We don't care what your last girlfriend said: size matters. Must be able to accommodate 20-30 riders for dreamy night time fun all over the playa!! If sparks melt our icy hearts, we'd be up for a long-term relationship, with the possibility of a live-in situation. Penguins mate for life, but even a one night stand with us promises some cool rewards. Compatible suitors and interested parties are invited to send pics and stats to toibox23@gmail.com. Let’s hook up and make Ice even hotter.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Why don't you build one yourself? Just a thought. 

Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
We would love to, unfortunately we have found that we are pretty busy with the whole running of Arctica thing. That is why we are looking for other options and opportunities to share resources.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
I think prostitution falls under the commerce clause.
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Penguins don't mate for life. Even the gay penguins in the zoo broke up when one of them found a hen. Of course, there are multiple species of penguin.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
just so I understand:
your camp wants someone to bring an art car to go riding on? For mutual fun?
ok, well, no harm in asking.
are you offering anything specific, or just the privilege of partying with you folks?
Do you use "staff" as a descriptive, or, so folks can feel cool hanging with "staff". Does that get you out of any possible kindnesses in return, seeing as you are soliciting? Or is it you work so hard, for "them" that maybe they'd feel good about gifting you their time and car?
Just wondering where this comes from and is heading for?
your camp wants someone to bring an art car to go riding on? For mutual fun?
ok, well, no harm in asking.
are you offering anything specific, or just the privilege of partying with you folks?
Do you use "staff" as a descriptive, or, so folks can feel cool hanging with "staff". Does that get you out of any possible kindnesses in return, seeing as you are soliciting? Or is it you work so hard, for "them" that maybe they'd feel good about gifting you their time and car?
Just wondering where this comes from and is heading for?
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
oh, this is going to be good...
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Do'nt do it!!!!!!
Last year Arctica partied so hard they were all hung over, came in to work late, and I did'nt get my ice!
Last year Arctica partied so hard they were all hung over, came in to work late, and I did'nt get my ice!

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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Well, see, here's the deal.
Big mutant vehicle builders have NO problem finding people willing to ride. In fact it's sometimes hard to control and regulate the number of willing riders.
Really, specifically, what are YOU bringing to the table?!
Big mutant vehicle builders have NO problem finding people willing to ride. In fact it's sometimes hard to control and regulate the number of willing riders.
Really, specifically, what are YOU bringing to the table?!
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
I can see the headline: Hoi Polloi Annoyed
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ARCTICA: LEADING THE COMMUNITY SERVICES DEPT IN BEING OUT OF TOUCH
idiots.
the staff golf carts arent enough?
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Art cars and mutant vehicles come up for sale all the time on Craigslist. You can use searchtempest to search many cities, though that indexes listings that may have expired. Obviously ask around your regionals. You need to act quickly to hit the MV registration deadline.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
toibox wrote:We would love to, unfortunately we have found that we are pretty busy with the whole running of Arctica thing. That is why we are looking for other options and opportunities to share resources.
Really? How busy are all of you months prior to Burning Man with the ice-selling? It comes in on reefer trucks from an outside vendor and you guys unload and sell it when it arrives. Sure there's camp to set up, but we ALL do that.
Ok so it doesn't hurt to ask if someone wants to be your chauffeur. You're getting static because taking applications for the privilege of providing you with chauffeur service sounds so arrogant. I'm sure you're all really cool (haha) but that's like some guy sending out applications to hot movie stars to see which one is allowed to come blow him.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
We added a welcomed new feature to our downtown Arctica location: additional shade for those standing in line. DPW built us a 12'x48' shade structure on the street side of Arctica.
http://afterburn.burningman.com/12/comm ... a_ice.html
http://afterburn.burningman.com/12/comm ... a_ice.html
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
So, you're saying maybe DPW will build them an art car too?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
So, would they be any better received if they had called it a mutant vehicle?
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
Not much, but at least you'd think "staff" would know art cars have been banned from Burning Man for many years now!
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
toibox wrote:We would love to, unfortunately we have found that we are pretty busy with the whole running of Arctica thing. That is why we are looking for other options and opportunities to share resources.
Does this mean that Arctica will be doing ice deliveries?
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
20-30 riders minus stuff is a minimum of a ton to two and a half tons, just sayin'. If you bought a bus, which is not that expensive, you could offset the cost and decrease your carbon footprint by charging a nominal to-from the playa transport fee. YMMV turning a bus into a MV.
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Re: Staff camp seeks Art Car for a good long ride
I think we all deserve a peek at this "staff".
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