The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:56 pm

shaken awaken
does not care for spelling such
lend me please your touch

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:58 pm

thanks for the fire, baby! i went trolling...

here's one martini - and i think you'll find a maritni back here somewhere...

oops - half the town just went dark and my power is blinking...gonna go lest i fry my hard drive.

happy storming y'all!!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:04 pm

~hick~

maritni martini martoony my ruiny my spatula flips over pancakes & soon does eggs runny, though what in this middle of night might i spoon with buttering hams & harpooning tunii.

~hick~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:07 pm

// From nowhere appears, takes nipples bunny ear between fingers like a cigar, and flicks it, in a poor Groucho Marx impersonation //

I don't know about frying her hard drive but I'd like to heat up her software.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:10 pm

You know these corn flakes are kinda soggy now. Any more of those hot Tecates left?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:10 pm

Is there something warm for the decaying cyborg?

Coffee plus or something?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:12 pm

Nipple pull it together man your bar god again to night

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:13 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Is there something warm for the decaying cyborg?

Coffee plus or something?

No coffe but something to keep you going....

Hot Pecker

2 oz. Single Malt Scotch Whisky
1 1/2 oz. Firewater
1/2 oz. Tabasco Sauce

Mix and pour over ice. You will understand the hot part in the morning.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:16 pm

" Hot Pecker

2 oz. Single Malt Scotch Whisky
1 1/2 oz. Firewater
1/2 oz. Tabasco Sauce

Mix and pour over ice. You will understand the hot part in the morning.
And I'm suppose to put this were?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:18 pm

Or where if your paying attention

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:21 pm

Gee there are the 4 of us registered users on and 10 guests Kind of make me want to shut the curtains or something.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:22 pm

People or what ever you are sign up and get in here....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:23 pm

Zulegoona wrote:People or what ever you are sign up and get in here....

I think with some of the skin loss the grammar went too.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:25 pm

Over lubrication can do that too

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:28 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Over lubrication can do that too

You must have been drinking some of these...

Hot cinnamon anal lube's

4 oz. Absolut Currant Vodka
2 oz. After Shock
2 oz. Cranberry Juice

Pour and heat in a microwave on high for 1 minute.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:31 pm

with one of those and the hot pecker you'd have a pretty hot party going.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:38 pm

Zulegoona wrote:with one of those and the hot pecker you'd have a pretty hot party going.

Might as well add a....

Cum in a hot tub

3/4 oz. Orange Juice
3/4 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour Bailey's Irish Cream into the middle of orange juice in a shot glass

Or a....

Kak In The Eye

1/2 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Vanilla Schnapps
1/2 oz. Amaretto
1/4 oz. Vodka
1/4 oz. Hot Damn
3/4 oz. Apple Juice
1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice

Shake over ice and strain into a glass. Add a squirt of whipped cream and a dash of cinnamon and sugar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:44 pm

Now you got a whole theme camp set up.

the cum in a hot tub would have been great with the off brand white chocolate Irish cream I brought this year.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:47 pm

I am sure there are many more too.... I am in one of them fucked up moods. I think it is time to finish the Frangelico I brought home from CA.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:48 pm

Sandwichman, do you have anything special your doing for the Portland decom.?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:50 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Sandwichman, do you have anything special your doing for the Portland decom.?

I am going to be busy as hell at the decom. I am going to be greeting on two shifts then I am djing one set then later playing a live PA. I am also going to help with any needs relating to the sound setup. Other than that it is time to get costumed and consume quantities of alcohol that would knock out an elephant with rabies. Should be a bit of fun. I hope to dance and play in the ashes of our man.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:54 pm

Any Idea of about how many people will be there?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:55 pm

have you talked tisha into coming up?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:56 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Any Idea of about how many people will be there?

They have about sold 300 tickets already. I think there will be a good sized crowd. The property is cozy and should fill pretty quickly. We have a great community here. I think we also have a lot of Eugene burners coming out as well. I think even with the rain it will crazy out there. Three days of camping in Portland in October is crazy.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:03 am

Zulegoona wrote:have you talked tisha into coming up?

Tried but no dice. I did not use enough charm. Maybe if I had a 12 pack of Olympia and a few shots of whiskey. I think she has things going on that will prevent her from making it. That or she really cannot handle my menthol cigarettes.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:03 am

Zulegoona wrote:have you talked tisha into coming up?

Tried but no dice. I did not use enough charm. Maybe if I had a 12 pack of Olympia and a few shots of whiskey. I think she has things going on that will prevent her from making it. That or she really cannot handle my menthol cigarettes.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:03 am

Zulegoona wrote:have you talked tisha into coming up?

Tried but no dice. I did not use enough charm. Maybe if I had a 12 pack of Olympia and a few shots of whiskey. I think she has things going on that will prevent her from making it. That or she really cannot handle my menthol cigarettes.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:04 am

Damn it double posts.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:04 am

Sandwichman wrote:Damn it double posts.....

Make that triple....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:04 am

to bad.

Think I need to head off to bed, it's 2:00 here and I need to ge t up in the morning.

Have a good one...........