The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:55 am

Zulegoona wrote:It might not be a bad Idea to wait till your less affected to try to up load it.

affected is the tuyrth we ahsll waitf,

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:56 am

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:58 am

Zulegoona wrote:Good

so how afrected am i

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:00 am

It seems a bit, but in a virtual reality who knows.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:03 am

Been another quite night in here?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:04 am

Zulegoona wrote:Been another quite night in here?

beennmlou d here woerklingon tunes

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:05 am

loskt count osfbererages

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:09 am

My computer has been fucked up for months, I haven't had any sound on it, so I have never heard any of your tune posts.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:11 am

Zulegoona wrote:My computer has been fucked up for months, I haven't had any sound on it, so I have never heard any of your tune posts.

sadd ays foa ya

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:15 am

It's 3:15 central time and I need to go to bed you have a good night. talk to you tomorrow.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:15 am

aboitu ti,e for some slsopee bntu first a xsmole plea siue forgice me in hte morn

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:15 am

nighntnman

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:26 am

And on that note I say "Good Morning Playa"!

Coffee pot is going for the early risers.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:22 am

Well, how-dee-ho! Isn't it just a beeeeautiful morning. Mmmm. Thanks for the coffee, Sput. No more elephant jokes, I promise.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:58 am

samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:Chicken Little wrote: Oh, so right... and oh, so wrong...
btw, zoo, i still don't get what's 'wrong' about this.
??
"He" and "Balerina" in the same sentence. The images are too disturbing to my testosteroned mind (testosteroned?). Yeah, yeah, that just proves I've got dinosaur DNA in my blood, and I need a transfusion, but... well... wait a minute.... I was going to wear a slinky black number at BM (I couldn't find the fuck-me pumps, remember) and I'm not averse to wearing a tutu in fun... so.... what's my problem? Shit! I'm not turning into my grandfather, am I? Fuck!!

My apologies to whomsoever I may have offended. For penance I will wear a tutu at the next M&G... providing I can find tutu and tights that can fit my lard ass...

Shit... gimme' a beer...

damn, Zooo, where's your usual progressive self?
did woodrow run off with it, that little rascal??

now, about the fuck me pumps, i told you where you could find them.
all you had to do was get your ass (which is not lardy, as i recall) up the goddamn road to visit.

you have no excuse and i'm not going to accept snivelling lightly.

now, as far as the dino bit, perhaps. maybe you should modify your avatar again?
speaking of which, i miss the old eye-patch days. the holiday passes and we act like piracy was just a passing trend. *sigh*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:01 am

buckethead alien wrote:*unrolls yoga mat*

If anybody has a problem with me doing a few asanas in here while I sip this here beer they can kiss my parivrtta trikonasana.

i realise i'm a little late, but... can i??

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:06 am

GuinivereElise wrote: "I'm savoring samsara, even though the candy's hallow
It's all on my tongue, but there's nothing here to swallow
I know all these flavors keep me here in Hades,
But it tastes so good, I keep incarnating..."

how much do i love this?
even if it reminds me (after yesterday's dishing) of Gereon Kopf.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:10 am

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:a friend and i sang quite a bit on the playa this year but most people ran instead of listening.

When I sing, people tend to stop and stare. That, and I was wearing a corseted dress that left my breasts exposed.... but I'm sure it was my VOICE they were stopping for.... yeah, that's it....
We would just make up words about people around us and shout them loudly more than singing them. We worked on improving Canada vs US relations. Actually we will probably be tormenting people with our singing and shouting at Decom in Seattle he is coming down from BC.

Jason

you can't leave me hanging. who are you on about today?
do you know Bhak? you should. he's funny... and an *expert* oggler, if you ever have a need to be ogled. anyway, Kanadians rock. did you make it for Vancouver Horns 'N' Halos? Were you there and i was unaware?

hey, for this weekend it sounds like i'll probably hit out with the seattle camp (good views of the mountain, i hear). if i can't find you, you should find dj diem, our co-regional. ask him for his wife. (he'll be the one with the bunny ears...)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:13 am

good morning bar denizens!...today, it is both church and bar for cowboyangel.
Love

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:49 am

Sensei wrote:* Sensei rushes in out-of-breath *

Sandman, I gotta ask you something... Do know if fish yawn? I need an answer right away.

Don't ask.

Staying well away from the horse's mouth, as it were?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:51 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Sheesh... it's empty in here...

Still working on the eplaya echo function.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:00 am

samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:Chicken Little wrote: Oh, so right... and oh, so wrong...
btw, zoo, i still don't get what's 'wrong' about this.
??
"He" and "Balerina" in the same sentence.

Shit... gimme' a beer...

And then there's the misspelling, which I for some fishy reason read as Baleenrina. Tutu at your own risk.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:05 am

A Bloody Mary if you will.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:21 am

Good morning all!

If there's anyone behind the bar, I'd like a mojito, please.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:27 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:*unrolls yoga mat*

If anybody has a problem with me doing a few asanas in here while I sip this here beer they can kiss my parivrtta trikonasana.
i realise i'm a little late, but... can i??

Sure thing!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:29 am

Hmmm, guess I'll have to make my mojito myself...

*climbs behind bar, searches for shaker and fresh mint*

Anyone want anything while I'm back here?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:30 am

Hey! How's it going? Could I get a ....HOLY SHIT!!!!... uhhhh GE.... that is uh.... well.... nice, I guess.... but.... well, hmmmmmmmmm.... that would be a small swim suit... but... giickkk... you haven't worn that since you were six, have you? Did you realize that.... ummmmmmmm... you've..... well....... expanded since then ..... Yeah, me too!! I'm expanding even as you look at her... Shut up! Hey, what's going on up there..... Yeah, where's the party?!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:33 am

Yeah, well... those little hearts still cover all they NEED to cover...

I mean, it's more about body adornment, as opposed to, say, concealment... (is that a word??)

But thanks for noticing!

(Oh, and I think I was 4 the last time I wore this)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:39 am

yeah, it's a word.

dude, woodrow, you've been to BM. and you weren't, um, expanded all the time. i mean, i *think* we would have noticed.

unless Zoo has been lying about your dimensions all this time.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:42 am

yeah, it's a word.

Good to know. Though I'm not opposed to making them up, and then using them until other's use them as well...