The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:02 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Okay, just checking. Didn't know if I should be worried about you or not...

You should always be worried about me...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:04 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Okay, just checking. Didn't know if I should be worried about you or not...
You should always be worried about me...

Just hang yourself around my neck like an albatross, will you?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:04 pm

well, of course. I just meant: more worried than NORMAL...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:05 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:well, of course. I just meant: more worried than NORMAL...

Just a deep thought kind of day....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:11 pm

Next drink...

Time for a....

Brain Pain Killer

1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Jose Cuervo (Preferably the Jose Cuervo Especial)
1 oz. Mezcal
1 oz. Creme de Banane (Optional)

Shake well and serve in a cocktail glass

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:17 pm

Next drink....

Estonian Forrest Fire

1 oz. Vodka (Chilled)
12 drops of Tabasco Sauce
1 Kiwi (Slice)

This is a painful drink. Mix vodka and Tabasco in shot glass. Shoot. Eat kiwi

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:23 pm

Damn all goes quiet when I mention some drinks...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:37 pm

For those of you wanting to walk away from work here is a perfect tool.....

http://www.esquire.com/cgi-bin/humor/to ... esign.html

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:08 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Damn all goes quiet when I mention some drinks...

we just went to lunch, baby! you forget most of us are at WORK. i'm sure everyone'll come tromping back any minute for their afternoon libations...let's seeee....

gin & tonic....check.

single malt scotch...check.

club soda & fresh limes....check.

margarita fixin's....check.

all set!! Bring it on!!!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:17 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:...it freaks Sensei out when the short people in his life show up tall. soon you, too should have the chance to play that mind fuck on him.

Bring lube. Lots of it.

Our (cute) little Rian has a Napoleonic complex of King-Kong like proportions. She so wants to be tall. Fortunately, God knew better than to do that to the rest of us... He can be merciful, after all.

Hey G.E.; you're going to make it to the LL Monday, right? You and Rian in the same bar... It'll probably create some sort of disturbance in the space/time continuum. Remind me to wear the kevlar body armor, too. And for pete's sake don't forget the hearts. YOW!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:17 pm

tisha2 wrote:
margarita fixin's....check.

all set!! Bring it on!!!!

i'll take it! thanks tisha!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:22 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Damn all goes quiet when I mention some drinks...
we just went to lunch, baby! you forget most of us are at WORK. i'm sure everyone'll come tromping back any minute for their afternoon libations...let's seeee....

No you all are supposed to be here to entertain me.....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:23 pm

you got it baby!!

damn! you, GE, and Sensei all in the same bar next Mon.!! I'm wanna go!!!!

hey - didj'all just see that chicken run by the door there?????

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:26 pm

and i have a hunch we'd all agree that we'd love to have you.
if we get really lucky Lydia will come after her rehearsal. sometimes you can get 'goddammit the amazing disappearing pushover' to come.

come ooooon up!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:27 pm

tisha2 wrote:
hey - didj'all just see that chicken run by the door there?????

*cocking head* buh-gawk??

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:27 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
hey - didj'all just see that chicken run by the door there?????
*cocking head* buh-gawk??

it occurs to me that 'cocking head' could be a dangerous phrase to use 'loosely' around here.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:29 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
hey - didj'all just see that chicken run by the door there?????
*cocking head* buh-gawk??
it occurs to me that 'cocking head' could be a dangerous phrase to use 'loosely' around here.

*Giggling* The images *giggling*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:30 pm

I stand corrected... She has a Napoleonic complex and she's a pervert.

Damn, I loves me some midget!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:36 pm

Sensei wrote:I stand corrected... She has a Napoleonic complex and she's a pervert.

Damn, I loves me some midget!

ah, fuck you, you self important little poser.
you're not that tall yourself.

smoooooooooooooooch

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:36 pm

that is some funny, funny shit right there.....hhooooo!....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:36 pm

don't mind sensei, he's just coveting my new moon shoes.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:37 pm

moon shoes?? you have moon shoes????? lemmee see!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:39 pm

yeah, i just got them last monday at the bar!!
they're hella fun.
i'll bring them to PDX; Sandwichman can take a pic and show ya.

glad to see you laughing, Tisha!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:40 pm

do ya look like this???

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:42 pm

THey look exactly like that. And that little girl bears a remarkable resemblence...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:42 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:yeah, i just got them last monday at the bar!!
they're hella fun.
i'll bring them to PDX; Sandwichman can take a pic and show ya.

glad to see you laughing, Tisha!

If my camera decides to work I will get a pic and post it. It has a tendency to only work when it feels the mood. If I get a pic I will post for all to see.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:42 pm

actually... she looks younger... and shorter...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:44 pm

samtzu wrote:actually... she looks younger... and shorter...

Are we talking Lucky size here or maybe Mini-me.....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:44 pm

*enters talking to self, stage left*

Hmmmm. It's getting to be the end of the day and seeing as such, it's time for a quiet little drinky. I shall sally over to this here bar and see what's what.

Ah--the usual cast o' characters. Hope they won't notice as I slip into this booth and flag that charming bargirl. Pssst!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:44 pm

how'd you get a photo of me?!?!?!