The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:46 pm

[whisper]*pssst* let's go get him, guys![/whisper]

*sallies over and sits in BHA's lap*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:47 pm

BHA wrote:*enters talking to self, stage left*

Hmmmm. It's getting to be the end of the day and seeing as such, it's time for a quiet little drinky. I shall sally over to this here bar and see what's what.

Ah--the usual cast o' characters. Hope they won't notice as I slip into this booth and flag that charming bargirl. Pssst!

well, howdy, stranger....what can i getcha...?

little chicken wrote:how'd you get a photo of me?!?!?!

heh, heh, heh....i haf mai vaysssss......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:49 pm

a round of cement mixers for all my *pals* here...
except BHA, make him something nice.
if you would, darlin.

can i have a 'skip and go naked', please?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:53 pm

i'm afraid i don't do cement mixers darlin'. moral objection...no one deserves that.

'skip and go naked', however, i *will* do!!!
1 cup Gin
12 oz Lemonade concentrate
24 oz Beer
24 oz Water
Mix all ingrediants together in a pitcher. Tastes and smells non-alcoholic, but packs a wallop!!!

teeheee!!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:56 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:actually... she looks younger... and shorter...
Are we talking Lucky size here or maybe Mini-me.....

Mini-me, defiinately... but not as sweet tempered...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:57 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:a round of cement mixers for all my *pals* here...
except BHA, make him something nice.
if you would, darlin.

can i have a 'skip and go naked', please?

Yipes.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:57 pm

Smooooooooth, BHA... you got it, Dude!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:58 pm

samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:actually... she looks younger... and shorter...
Are we talking Lucky size here or maybe Mini-me.....
Mini-me, defiinately... but not as sweet tempered...

Damn! And how am I supposed to get near enough for a picture? At this rate you sending me after a midget with the temperment of a badger.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:59 pm

rian, is that you on the front page of the website in yer sig?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:00 pm

Jason wrote:

Damn! And how am I supposed to get near enough for a picture? At this rate you sending me after a midget with the temperment of a badger. Jason

BINGO!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:01 pm

samtzu wrote:Jason wrote:
Damn! And how am I supposed to get near enough for a picture? At this rate you sending me after a midget with the temperment of a badger. Jason
BINGO!

Got any kevlar I can borrow for the decom?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:02 pm

For those of you missing the music today here is a link to an old dj mix I did in 2002 http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?PID=216851&T=5146

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:04 pm

tisha2 wrote:rian, is that you on the front page of the website in yer sig?

not unless they changed it. i think that's the madame.

you peeps are mean.

thanks tish, it's good to know what exactly i drank the other night.
DPW katie made it, but said she didn't know what was in it....
go figger

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:07 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
tisha2 wrote:rian, is that you on the front page of the website in yer sig?
not unless they changed it. i think that's the madame.

you peeps are mean.

thanks tish, it's good to know what exactly i drank the other night.
DPW katie made it, but said she didn't know what was in it....
go figger

I am innocent bystander being pulled into a feud of some sort. I will make my own judgements at the decom.....of course wearing kevlar in case of attack.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:09 pm

indeed, this:

is not me but rather our lovely Madame.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:12 pm

but i am somewhere in here:

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:13 pm

Hey Rian, could you move a little to the left, pleaze?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:16 pm

[innocent] of course, but why do you need me to do that? [/innocent]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:18 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:[innocent] of course, but why do you need me to do that? [/innocent]

So I can reach my beer.

*bada-bing!*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:27 pm

The waitress is BACK!

Rian, be nice to BHA... or I'll have to spank you (and you'd have to like it)...

Yes yes, to all of you who venture over to the CHAC on monday nights, I'll be there...

now, who needs a drink!?

I know I do: I'll take a jameson's neat, please...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:29 pm

I don't need a drink right now....just a swift kick to the ass will do.....Thanks

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:30 pm

you got it, GE baby...now *get back to work*!!!!! these lushes are runnin' me ragged today!

*flops into booth*

phew! somebody fix me somethin', huh?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:31 pm

don't worry, i'm always nice to BuckIt.

maazbuut, ya qalbi?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:32 pm

tisha2 wrote:you got it, GE baby...now *get back to work*!!!!! these lushes are runnin' me ragged today!

*flops into booth*

phew! somebody fix me somethin', huh?

passing non-tobacco smoking pipe in the non-tobacco smoking section towards tisha....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:33 pm

What're you drinkin', Boss Lady?? I'll fix you whatever you like...

and DJ, here's a swift kick in the ass *kick*, and one to grow on *smack*.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:34 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:and DJ, here's a swift kick in the ass *kick*, and one to grow on *smack*.

You better not charge me extra for the smack I only asked for a kick....

Oh just realized how bad that sounds....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:35 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:don't worry, i'm always nice to BuckIt.

maazbuut, ya qalbi?

<i>Lamma bshoufak, qalbi byouqaa’ byouqaa’ minnay

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:37 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:you got it, GE baby...now *get back to work*!!!!! these lushes are runnin' me ragged today!

*flops into booth*

phew! somebody fix me somethin', huh?
passing non-tobacco smoking pipe in the non-tobacco smoking section towards tisha....

yeeaaahhh......thas what i'm talkin' 'bout....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:43 pm

Hey waitress! Remind me about the hottub last night. It was fabu, right? And while yer at it, how's about getting me another drinky? Maybe something smo-o-o-o-oth.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:43 pm

Sorry to keep running in and out like this, but that whole "work" thing keeps interfering with real life.... so, to sort things out:

Sandwichman: don't worry about needing Kevlar... Rian always puts your intestines back and tapes the opening closed after she rips your insides out. I think she just wants to show you she can do it.

BHA: Uh... share the babes, would ya', Dude? Just 'cause you got four arms doesn't mean you have to have each one around a woman! I mean, I would share with you ... yeah, if you ever got near more than one woman.... Shut up!

Fishy: I'm still trying to work out that whole, "Who's the mother, who's the father?" thingy. Keep me informed.

Joel: Loving the Jon Stewart post!

Tisha: You are looking good, sprawled out in that booth... do you have curtains for that thing?

GE: I still love the suit!! Whoo-eee!! .... Yeah, she brings good things to life... like me! Yeah, me too.... Me too....