"It's news to me!"

[FIGJAM]

"Satisfaction guaranteed!"

http://laist.com/2013/03/12/socal_chapter_of_the_better_busines.php

[lemur]

http://metronews.ca/scene/604164/sex-to ... ra-octave/

“I know it’s a bit different … I know there’s a giggle factor, but it works,” says David Ley, a professor in the school’s drama department. “It relaxes tension in the larynx … it improves range and projection.”

He makes it clear he’s not a physician or therapist.

[theCryptofishist]

Only took me two years to find out.

[knowmad]

Only took me two years to find out.

from the OA.

....Softwear that allows a single service member to control up to ten online personalities...

Paleeze bitch!
Simon can do that in his sleep.

[BBadger]

To that end, his proposed statute reads, "No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients."

Yeah, but a good sauce can hide anything!

[H.G.Crosby]

Only took me two years to find out.

from the OA.

....Softwear that allows a single service member to control up to ten online personalities...

Paleeze bitch!
Simon can do that in his sleep.

no, i can't.


thats what the 50 monkeys are for.

[FIGJAM]

"Got that Korean Krunk?"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/22/report-north-korea-ordered-its-foreign-diplomats-to-become-drug-dealers/

[maryanimal]

Hmmm...

http://now.msn.com/new-zealand-mother-leaves-baby-in-car-with-note

[FIGJAM]

"I'm too sexy for my rape preventing GPS underwear."

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/engineers-create-rape-preventing-underwear-article-1.1305842

[Ugly Dougly]

Wait, wait. WHAT???

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/local_new ... ased-fares
"In the interest of "keeping airfares fair," small South Pacific air carrier Samoa Air has started charging passengers by weight.

"We have to take care of every passenger. We have to take into account that not all people are the same shape and size. The bottom line is that airplanes run by weight; they don't run by seats," said Chris Langton, Samoa Air's chief executive."

Sounds like this will end badly.


Oh, come one, this is the year for making fun of Pacific Islanders, isn't it?

[FIGJAM]

"Better late than never?" OMG!!!! WTF!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/18/mississippi-13th-amendment_n_2712289.html

[FIGJAM]

Graidawg got mugged?

[knowmad]

yeah, sucks!

[gyre]

Someone got anxious over some powder on a letter sent to a politician.
Authorities are reportedly looking for a drug dealer going by the name Heisenberg.
He was last reported in the Albuquerque area.
The fbi released this photo.
Contact authorities with his location.

[geospyder]

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/apr/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/

We're heading to Iceland in July. This article caught my eye earlier today. I didn't realize how small and related the population was.

[Ugly Dougly]

Shit is going sideways.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/cambri ... index.html

That is all.

[Simon of the Playa]

Larry Harvey is a Commie.

[FIGJAM]

The nightmare is over!

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/twinkies-real-ones-back-store-shelves-july-6C9590050

[lemur]

EAT IT

EAT IT!

EAT IT!

[ygmir]

EAT IT

EAT IT!

EAT IT!

[media]

[maryanimal]

Wherre is Lucy in the sky??

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/world/europe/30hofmann.html?_r=2&

[tinymystic]

Wherre is Lucy in the sky??

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/world/europe/30hofmann.html?_r=2&

I think that would be the perfect way to go!
Some people want to go out Kevorkian style, I want to go out Aldous Huxley style!

[gyre]

China's invasion of india just can't be a good thing.

[gyre]

How much do people love noise?
There were medieval punishments just for djs.
Look it up.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/mirren-dre ... 23709.html

LONDON (Reuters) - Actress Helen Mirren has delivered another show-stopping performance as Britain's Queen Elizabeth after storming out of a London theatre dressed as the monarch to deliver an expletive-riddled tirade at a group of drummers ruining the play.
Infuriated by loud drumming outside the Gielgud Theatre, where Mirren is portraying the queen in the play "The Audience", she burst out in full costume during the interval on Saturday night to tell them to shut up, with a few swear words thrown in for good measure.
"I'm afraid there were a few 'thespian' words used. They got a very stern royal ticking off but I have to say they were very sweet and they stopped immediately," Mirren told the Daily Telegraph newspaper.
Mirren, 67, who last month added the best actress gong at Britain's top theatre honors to the Academy Award she won for the 2006 film "The Queen", said the drumming had got so loud it was disturbing cast and theatre-goers alike.
Audience members said they had tried unsuccessfully to silence the drummers, but the sight of one of Britain's most prestigious actors dressed as the monarch did the trick.

"I literally walked straight off stage, straight up the stairs and straight out the stage door and banged my way through the crowd who were watching and said 'stop, you've got to stop right now' only I might have used stronger language than that," she told the newspaper.

[FIGJAM]

"Miss the point much mom!"

http://americablog.com/2013/05/mom-upset-diary-of-anne-frank-censor.html

[BBadger]

Elderly nun convicted in US nuclear site break-in

Sister Megan said she regretted only having waited 70 years to take action.

A jury deliberated for two and a half hours before handing down its verdict. The three face up to 20 years in prison following their conviction for sabotaging the plant, which was first constructed during the Manhattan Project that developed the first nuclear bomb.

The three, who belong to the group Transform Now Plowshares, were also found guilty of causing more than $1,000 (£643) of damage to government property, for which they could face up to 10 years in prison.

Well, if you're not going to repent, there will be little room for forgiveness concerning your purgatory-on-earth.

[theCryptofishist]

FFfffft! after having to cope with the way the Catholic church treats women and nuns, prison is easy peasy.

[knowmad]

http://www.pasthorizonspr.com



At the end of the day, this entire temple has been destroyed… the largest Maya structure in Northern Belize has been destroyed by a man who seems to think he is above the law.



Srsly WTF?

[Simon of the Playa]

XXX

[tatonka]

http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest-467900.html