The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

No. I admire its ability to be so damn pink, however.
TPBM can still list a half-dozen camp songs.

[Eric]

Nah, I've never really been a showtunes kind of gay


tpbm recently made contact with an old friend

[theCryptofishist]

No, not really.
TPBM is busy making swag.

[knowmad]

If by making you mean drinking then; ja.
But I'll brew more, you guys wouldn't like this stuff, it was bad, gave me a headache.

TPBM had a secret code decoder ring as a kid.

to decode the secret msg hidden in this post; replace the word brew with grow, like with hate and TPBM with DEA.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I was deprived. Two meals a day, shoes from goodwill, and no decoder ring.
TPBM wonders about my obsession with class issues.

[Sic Pup]

I ponder over lots of things but that's never been one of them.... and for the record I've never wondered who wrote the book of love either.

TPBM has big, big plans for tomorrow.

[171/348]

But I'm hoping today is the mythical tomorrow and I finally get off my FLA!

TPBM has a great story (and by great I mean icky) about a tick.

[clocksnmirrors]

ok. in sixth grade one of the kids had a tick - a very unfortunately situated tick. a tick on his dick. ick.


tpbm believes in crystal light

[lucky420]

Well it'll do if I don't have any diet soda but water is really better for us

Tpbm has always wanted a kool-Aid man costume

[clocksnmirrors]

i would have been satisfied with the ability to come crashing through a wall with a big booming jovial shout


tpbm has an itch they haven't quite figured out how to scratch

[theCryptofishist]

Some days I have athlete's foot...
tpbm is going to a burn-type party next weekend.

[knowmad]

Burning Rainbow potluck on Thursday. Organizing a crew of burners that will be going to the Rainbow gathering to cross pollinate and teach radical self reliance and radical inclusion. We will be discussing our plans to pool money to sponsor a "Rainbow" who shows potential, our semi clandestine plan to save a soul from the gaping mawl of hippiedumb.

TPBM feeds Seagulls or pigeons, and complains about bird poop on their car.

[171/348]

This story is about a seagull and a pigeon... and one turning the other into poop. Close enough?
So a few years back I was in Atlantic City to see The Police. Had some time to walk the boardwalk with a friend first. Saw a pigeon crash into the glass window of the casino we were walking past, went to point and laugh at the silly bird that fell about a foot to the ground and seemed dazed but fine... But before I could get the attention of my friend, a seagull swooped town and swallowed the pigeon whole!!

TPBM is wondering what they did with their keys

[Savannah]

Oo, that seagull story is revolting! . . . Nope, my keys are always in the same place. I hang 'em on the little spring doorstop in my entry hall. I have to have little systems like that, or I'll lose anything and everything I own.

The person below me has a memory like a steel trap.

[Eric]

Only if the steel is completely rusted through. I keep finding myself in the other room with no idea what I was going there for...


tpbm doesn't have to Google slang like "twerk"

[MikeGyver]

Sadly that's true. I'd rather not know.

TPBM keeps reading "The Person Blew Me" Minor dyslexia there...

[clocksnmirrors]

actually i'm surprised i haven't read it that way, now that you mention the possibility

tpbm has been getting eaten alive by critters

[Eric]

Yup, 3 cats & climate change are bringing little bugs out. Time to flea-drop the kitties again...


tpbm prefers grey or foggy days to sunny ones

[knowmad]

if feeling particularly home sick, yeah.

There's one thing TPBM wants to Tell The Person Above Me.

[FIGJAM]

I prefer overcast days as I am NOT solar powered!

TPBM wants something special for dinner.

[clocksnmirrors]

i would have loved a really good home cooked meal

tpbm could use some lotion on their feet

[theCryptofishist]

I'd like to see you try.
TPBM got a package in the mail this morning.

[9ah]

I hope so! I should check my mail for that gift card!

TPBM has recently made a lifestyle/health change.

[Sail Man]

Why yes, I have reduced my weekly beer consumption from 12 6 packs to only 3 cases

I can feel the pounds melting off already.



tpbm prefers whiskey, straight up.

[Eric]

Single malt scotch, neat. (I may add a drop of water to an Isley to open it, but that's it)



tpbm thinks scotch tastes like jet fuel

[clocksnmirrors]

absolutely! i've never been able to see the appeal


tpbm has peptic issues

[theCryptofishist]

Not today, at least.
TPBM has an accordion cover of a Ramones song.

[171/348]

Because nobody told me you weren't supposed to fold the cardboard up like that.

TPBM has the day off

[TomServo]

I have EVERY day off! Then go to work at 11pm. except sundays, now.

TPBM wishes lawn darts were legal.

[theCryptofishist]

Not really. I might be a safety second type burner.
TPBM is stealing from this thread to provide characterizations in his/her novel/screenplay.