Audition to be Rude on eplaya

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Sham » Sun May 19, 2013 4:56 am

Isotopia wrote:You want rude?

Why don't one (or more) of you little amateur bitches come tap, tap, tapping on my door.

For all you little new, eplaya neophytes that think they have game.

Bring it on.

Seriously. Come to mama - you little shits.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lemur » Sun May 19, 2013 8:26 am

id like to note that i was the only one who was just rude. (when i spoiled all those films)

i dont particularly find vulgarity and brash attitudes rude... i guess you wimps do, cuz thats all you did.


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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lucky420 » Sun May 19, 2013 11:46 am

Mmmm I believe rudeness is somewhat subjective
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by knowmad » Sun May 19, 2013 12:01 pm

yeah you probably would but then agian you probably have a bunch of hippy-dippy beliefs, like; "feelings are real", or "you make me mad". now STFU and go make me a sandwich.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by littleflower » Sun May 19, 2013 12:31 pm

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lucky420 » Sun May 19, 2013 12:56 pm

:lol: :lol: knowmad, hilariously rude
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lucky420 » Sun May 19, 2013 12:56 pm

Ewww and I just took a closer look at your sammich lf.....poop sammi
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by knowmad » Sun May 19, 2013 3:59 pm

yeah the last couple of days has left me full of vile, glad we can make a play space to get it out. just remember friends, this razor sharp tongue and it's associated wit comes standard with my never wavering loyalty pack. Someone getting to you? just let me know; I'll rip em a new one.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lemur » Sun May 19, 2013 4:59 pm

yeah.. theres this guy on eplaya named 'knowmad' ..... and he smells.

im lettin ya know here..
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun May 19, 2013 5:18 pm

I thought I told you not to talk to me before I've had my breakfast. You didn't listen, did you?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by maryanimal » Sun May 19, 2013 8:51 pm

Excuse me, but you've mistaken me for someone who cares...
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by BBadger » Sun May 19, 2013 9:01 pm

lemur wrote:id like to note that i was the only one who was just rude. (when i spoiled all those films)
Pfft, that's not rude; that's more like weak-ass trolling. Hell, you pulled out before blowing your load by not even announcing that Snape killed Dumbledore.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon May 20, 2013 5:24 am

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Post by unjonharley » Mon May 20, 2013 7:48 am

Captain Cowdamnit looks like a bucket of smashed ugly..
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by latchseeker » Mon May 20, 2013 12:48 pm

"Hey, (fat girl), I'ma have you sit behind (passenger) cause there's more room.."

"BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING OLD, GRANDMA!"

*walks into busy restaurant, sits at table, tells server"we're sitting here." Proceeds to order alkaline ice cubes in water*

*approached by greater for a hug and welcome "Yo Bro, Dont fucking touch me. The fuck is wrong with you?"

*chews out little kids for non gluten free bake sale

"BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING FAT, MOM!!"

*gets tattoo of mothers tits on back for dads viewing pleasure ................wha?

* blatantly ignores eplaya based rudeness for real life stuff, whilst calling everyone here a sissy, with bad grammar.

"well she shit all over me so i just kicked her ass the fuck out my truck, shitty drawls and all"

*tells college students government is "Us"

* tells midget he is thought of very little
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Mojojita » Mon May 20, 2013 2:31 pm

Rude = the Aussie that cut in line ahead of me at the airline boarding gate yesterday. I told him he was rude, he said in an exasperating lecturing tone, "ALOHA". I said, "Fuck yer day", and went ahead of him. It's funny that the rude thirty-somethings don't think a middle-aged dumpy lady is going to challenge them.....
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by gyre » Mon May 20, 2013 3:04 pm

People like that never think anyone will stand up to them.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lemur » Mon May 20, 2013 3:26 pm

'listen, kid, ive got mp3s older than you'
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 20, 2013 4:37 pm

Fat jokes are lazy.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by lemur » Mon May 20, 2013 5:01 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Fat jokes are lazy.

the jokes should get a haircut, and get a job... the lazy fucks
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Isotopia » Mon May 20, 2013 5:45 pm

Yeah, fat jokes are pretty lame. Only the clueless use them but then if cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Isotopia » Mon May 20, 2013 5:46 pm

BTW, your mama's ass is so big that it bends light.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon May 20, 2013 5:49 pm

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by BeeWeeDee » Mon May 20, 2013 8:05 pm

PSSSSSSSSST... HEY YOU! YES! YOU! DICKHEAD!

Let me show how this thing works - DUMBASS!! Gimmmee that and I'll show you how it works.

NOW - look what you've done - You broke it! Ya IMBECILE!!!

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by maryanimal » Mon May 20, 2013 8:18 pm

Are you in yet? whattaya mean your finished???
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by TT120 » Mon May 20, 2013 8:29 pm

She said: Ha! Who are you gonna please with that?

I said: Me!
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by ygmir » Mon May 20, 2013 9:03 pm

TT120 wrote:She said: Ha! Who are you gonna please with that?

I said: Me!, if you get off, it's purely coincidental
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by JayBobBoy » Tue May 21, 2013 8:49 am

Just tell her/him....

"Shut the hell up. this ain't about you right now!
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by unjonharley » Tue May 21, 2013 8:59 am

(having a working dog i assume your hard of hearing)

WHAT A NICE WORKING DOG> HERE BOY< COME TO ME>>I'LL SEE IF I HAVE A COOKIE FOR YOU IN MY LUNCH BAG
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue May 21, 2013 10:21 am

Too Sooner?
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