The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:39 pm

When I was in High school we could smoke in the parking lot just off school grounds, A guy I knew had really long hair and while using a Zippo lighter just like that one started his hair on fire. burned one side up above his shoulder...

be careful with that bunnyman!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:42 pm

Why thank you, my twice-shpinctorally(sp) chested freind, for the occasion to clarify.

It would not be "panting" as in out of breath from labor, but yes, I would indeed be postulating over having sex with the tree and panting. Happy?

It'll be one year on October 29. Got a problem with me falling in love before then?!

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:44 pm

Nope. Not happy. Not me.

~hums queitly while walking away from man with boner-in-brain~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:50 pm

Thanks, Zulegona, for the tip! It burns, it burns!

~fluid unlit running down leg~

Ah, those helcion* days of our youth.

Oh, and paps? I am thankful for the release you gave this morning.

~pants off, to sleep~

*name the only band to use helcion in a song, sucessfully and win a ten-speed english touring bike, courtesy of the DPW & Johnny on the Spot, on all hit Burningman Radio!

~bartender changes radio station & all in bar look at each other like WTF?~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:59 pm

I'm going to try to call it a night early. see you tomorrow........

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:37 pm

~speaking to self as setting 5lbs of fair price whole organic coffee beans from Mexico.. not htat he is politcally correct, just that they are that damn good & he was lead to them by seredipity after suggesting the name of a horiticulturist to someone & later finding out that he volunteers four months every year in the mountains of Mexico (poor sod! lol!) to teach/learn about beans which GROW without need or want in that climate thus enabling that populace to effortlessly prosper moreso)

Oh! I almost forgot the hand-grinder!

~clunk! sets small grinder on floor behind bar~

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:41 pm

~Too/two/to many typographical errors, brain explodes, patrons lap it up~

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:29 am

Vack witgh the whialey in my blosd

fuckes meissed meshdidiny ya,

toart to uou alll

whao si sutill heres

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:40 am

nolone i am goinrto bed

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:23 am

G'morning!

What a fuckin mess. Quite the party last night.

Guess I'll get the coffee going. Sounds like uBeRpLaYa will be needing some today.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:35 am

*stumble* Make it strong.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:55 am

Wow!! What happened to this place? Looks like they held rickshaw races, or something, here last night. Any coffee.... hmmm... lottsa' beans laying around... I'll just grind some up...

Man, I slept like a baby last night.... well, maybe not like a baby, seeing as how I'm over six feet tall and over two hundred pounds... plus, I wasn't able to clamp my lips over a breast several times in the middle of the night... nor did I wet my diapers... as a matter of fact, I don't wear diapers ... not yet!.... shut up... soooooooo, after careful study and consideration, I realize that I didn't sleep like a baby.

Well... I slept. Fuck it.... is that coffee ready yet?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:00 am

oi. good morning, all!

i walked into this bar (bet ya didn't notice!) in a spectacular mood -
the meeting last night went really well, thanks largely to our subcommittee's work between meetings. i'm finally getting excited about DOING shit here.

I'm looking for an awesome Mahmoud Darwish piece for you all (can't believe you had poetry night without me!!!). i'm trying not to get uber pissy over the recent news from Qalqilya...

hey, anyone see paper and a pen? i need to write Sandwichman a note:

well, happy Friday-eve, as we say here...hey, S-man! what happens if my decomp tickets don't arrive in the mail? how do i get in?

cool. thanks.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:38 am

*pops groggy head out of tent*

ungh!....g'mornin, sunshines....*fnumble, snrf*.....

damn, tha' was some dream i was havin'...rickshaws and everyne all lovey dovey...FUCK! did someone slip us all E last night???

fugget. goin back to sleep. i'll be back...shift starts about 10 today. somebody get these cretins their coffee.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:54 am

Good morning all...

coffee, si vous plait..

Sorry I missed poetry night... Damn. But thanks, Sam, for sending me a note inviting me... and that painting is FANTASTIC! And oh so sweet....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:55 am

Shit: I just realized that I haven't changed out of my bathing suit yet.

Well, I'll just have to go home and find something more suitable...

Keep that coffee warm, will ya?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:59 am

Rian Jackson wrote:oi. good morning, all!

i walked into this bar (bet ya didn't notice!) in a spectacular mood -
the meeting last night went really well, thanks largely to our subcommittee's work between meetings. i'm finally getting excited about DOING shit here.

I'm looking for an awesome Mahmoud Darwish piece for you all (can't believe you had poetry night without me!!!). i'm trying not to get uber pissy over the recent news from Qalqilya...

hey, anyone see paper and a pen? i need to write Sandwichman a note:

well, happy Friday-eve, as we say here...hey, S-man! what happens if my decomp tickets don't arrive in the mail? how do i get in?

cool. thanks.

If you bought your ticket on Pay Pal your ticket will be at the gate. Bring the credit card you bought the ticket with and ID. If no credit card then at least some sort of ID.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:19 am

I think I will start the morning off with a strong cup of coffee.

Jason

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:23 am

It should be plenty strong by now. I'm ready to head out for an afternoon stroll and coffee too.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:28 am

thanks, S-man.
see ya Saturday!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:29 am

Rian Jackson wrote:thanks, S-man.
see ya Saturday!

El Yay!

I will be somewhere around. On Saturday I am greeting from 4-6p that will the easiest way to find me.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:33 am

sweet. and like i was saying, find DJ Diem and he can find me if i don't catch up with you there.

i'm going to be totally unprepared for this jaunt. *sigh* oh well....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:35 am

Rian Jackson wrote:sweet. and like i was saying, find DJ Diem and he can find me if i don't catch up with you there.

i'm going to be totally unprepared for this jaunt. *sigh* oh well....

The only thing you should need is beer and a lot of blinkies. Food can be eaten on the way home Sunday.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:48 am

aaahhh...back at my post.

having a playa-kind-of-day...following what pulls and finding light and laughter around every turn...after dropping the kiddies off i decided to stop off at the co-op - could think of nothing i really needed, but had to go. and OH! there's one of my favoritest burner/cafe friends working behind the counter! and OH! he was *just* thinking about ME!!! heehee!!! I now have beer and firewood and burners descending upon my lawn this evening...yippee!!!

after leaving the co-op, got a sly smirk from guy in car beside me...didn't really get it...then he pulls forward and i see his BRC stickers that match mine....

....at the next light he's firing up a bowl of humboldt crunchies for breakfast and winks at me over the flame. i can't drive when the light changes cuz i'm laughing so hard!!!!

so GOOOOD PLAYA MORNING to all y'all kiddies!!!! Who's got some synchronicity for me????!!!!! BRING IT!!!!!!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:53 am

Tish, it sounds like you're well on your way to getting back to 'normal'... congrats.

I'm still tripping over the syncronicity of the Rian/Guinivere reunion... it's all just so WIERD... in a completely good way, of course.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:04 am

Oh, yeah!!! and the ex called last night...no agenda - just to check in. didn't feel entirely open and positive, but it's a start!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:18 am

I need to check out for a bit...keep my seat warm and the tunes playing....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:20 am

* Sensei enters bar wearing Sponge Bob pajamas *

Geez Louise, look at the time! I'm actually awake before the crack of noon! I can't believe it. So, what's this 'breakfast' thing I've heard people talking about? Is that what you guys call the morning meal? Weird.

Think I'll have a bowl of humboldt crunchies...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:30 am

Okay everyone... I'm hungry, and I'm sure you all are too. So, I'm going to cook!

On the menu this morning:

lemon pancakes with powdered sugar
sausage links (both meat and non-meat)
toast (wheat, dark rye, and sourdough)
fresh tomato slices
fresh fruit with caramel sauce

Who's havin' what?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:34 am

mmmmm!!!!!!!! Perfect! I love it when the bar has a kitchen!!!

lessseeee.....i'll have.....ummmmmmmmm....pancakes, annnnd tomatoes, annnd... whatthehell, sausage!!! it is virtual, after all....but furst........some HUMBOLDT CRUNCHIES!!!! where's joel....