CRUSH THIS

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:21 am

tisha2 wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:oh! - and I *crush* you in all yer baseball fanaticism for lookin' out for me!
Women love to be listened to, I will give you as many hours as you need to be listened to for this nice little crush!
Love cowboyredsoxangel
aawwww....!!! that is *so* sweet!

...hey, aren't you married...?

...sure but aren't we supposed to be dogs? ....catsuit...? when I have apurrfectly good dog suit.....

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:25 pm

This thread is getting way too mushy-crushy...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:48 pm

*pssst*

Captain... it's the *Crush This* thread... that's what it's *for*...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:59 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:27 pm

SUBMIT

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:01 pm

Hey! I just remembered why I crush GE. She was the first person to catch my Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass references lo those many pages ago. But since then there's been so much worth crushing her about it's, like Crazy Eddie said, insane.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:03 pm

Crushing Nipples for giving me Loggin Man. It's a 3' statue made of logs. Really cute, and perfect on my front porch.
The necklace and incense were a nice touch too.

Thanks Nipples!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:05 pm

BHA: and I crush you right back, for making the alice comment...

I've got a bit of an obsession with Alice... I was supposed to play her, for a show we wrote (arranged) for the Philidelphia Fringe Festival... fell through, unfortunately..

(I also crush you for a dozen other reasons, none of them appropriate to name...)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:16 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:BHA: and I crush you right back, for making the alice comment...

I've got a bit of an obsession with Alice... I was supposed to play her, for a show we wrote (arranged) for the Philidelphia Fringe Festival... fell through, unfortunately..

(I also crush you for a dozen other reasons, none of them appropriate to name...)

The sun was shining on the sea,
shining with all its might.
It did its very best
to make the billows smooth and bright,
and this was very odd
because it was the middle of the night.

Obsessed, you say???? Among my goals for BM05 is to memorize the entire Walrus and the Carpenter so I can declaim at the drop of a hat whenever and wherever the fancy moves me.

Have you seen the relatively recent English version with Robbie Coltrane, Whoopie Goldberg, and oh my lord, Peter Ustinov as the Walrus?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:20 pm

No, but I've recommended it to many a traveller...

We should get together and do something Alice-esque for 05... I'm an actor/singer/dancer.... what can you bring to the table? I'd love to do something...

Oh, and i crush BHA for reciting... and I crush Alice for existing...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:33 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: We should get together and do something Alice-esque for 05... I'm an actor/singer/dancer.... what can you bring to the table? I'd love to do something...

Well, not to co-opt the Crush thread or anything, but wouldn't it be fun to re-enact the Tweedle Battle? That's Looking Glass, though, right? What about Lawn Flamingo Croquet with little rubber hedgehogs? A tiny house with you as Alice trapped inside while Nipples throws rocks and a lizard climbs down the chimney? Sensei as the Mad Hatter. Rob the Wop as the March Hare? The possibilities are endless.

Oh, and what I REALLY want to do, no kidding aside, is dress up as the Dutchess and lord it over the playa with a Segway hidden under my hoop dress.

<i>I speak severly to my boy
I beat him when he sneezes
because he can thoroughly enjoy
the pepper when he pleases!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:47 pm

somebody's gotta do it so I guess I'll be the one...I crush the fuckin RED SOX! YA

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:01 am

BHA and GE.... 'twas brillig!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:05 am

samtzu wrote:BHA and GE.... 'twas brillig!

Don't get us started......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:49 am

(umm, maybe that is impossible to be happy & serious, but please do make a consious effort to realize that you do not have a toothache, for instance, and how the last time you did have one, you realized how fucking lucky you are when not?

i crush nipples for saying the above.
really, i crush nipples in general.
but especially this morning.

besides, how can you avoid crushing someone with a name like nipples?
nipples. here's a crush and a tweak.

and i crush g.e. for yesterday's reunion fun.
what a mind blowing day.

i'd crush the girls at uptown espresso, too, if it was appropriate here, for making me coffee every morning, and the monday night crew at vita, and wednesday because it's payday, and... oops. getting out of control again.

some days i think the BRCAC treatment is appropriate for me. put me in the back of the van, feed me alcohol through a syringe, and take me back to camp as a plaything...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:27 am

The Chicken wrote:

some days i think the BRCAC treatment is appropriate for me. put me in the back of the van, feed me alcohol through a syringe, and take me back to camp as a plaything...

Where's the sign up sheet?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:11 am

does that mean you want to play with me
or be played with by BRCAC?

how about this weekend?
you're dodging the question....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:25 am

Rian Jackson wrote:does that mean you want to play with me
or be played with by BRCAC?

how about this weekend?
you're dodging the question....

Well, the BRCAC is a large group with nets and ropes... whereas you are a small creature with teeth and claws... ummmmm. Can I get back to you on that?

"Yes" for this weekend. I'll be at Portland Decom, but I don't know if I'll camp there or not. I don't think my son and his girlfriend will be going, even though they got tickets... she's having a 'minor surgical procedure' this Friday, and I don't see her dancing too much this weekend. If I can figure out a good tarp rigging off of my truck, I may spend the night on Saturday. We'll see...

and you? Sleeping in your car? (tee hee hee)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:57 am

Crypto, for being not only smart, but also clever.

the boards just wouldn't be the same without ya, fishy.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:32 am

Crushed..................

That's it yeah...........

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:45 pm

I crush myself for getting what I want, my new house. Way to work it Sparkletarte! Way to not give up!

I also crush Eric Francis (.com), who told Geminis that October would be a good month to gamble, a time when my carefully calculated risks would be tossed upside down (because it's not that risky if you eliminate all the risk), and that I needed to awaken my passions in order to be truly creative. I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about at the time, but after smashing some dishes on the kitchen floor and losing my mind when I lost my house at first, I think I get it now.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:50 pm

hey sparkle..you deserve another crush so here's at ya

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:35 pm

Deep, so much passion, so wonderful.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:54 pm

Lessee now,

I crush sonic, for starting that thread of hers. Nice.

I crush stuey, for pickin' a fair fight; with everyone simultaneously.

I crush tisha2 and buckethead alien and geekster and Zule and the rest, 'cause they're barflies - like me.

I crush the Cow College Chicks. No explanation necessary.

I crush Miss Lydia Love. I love it. Miss Lydia Love. Yeee-haaaw!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:59 pm

aw hell, Sensei - I crush you too.

Still **technically** a missus 'cause it takes 90 days for the paperwork to go through once it's been filed...

So I'll be making a big stinkin' deal about it in... um... something like 85 days.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:50 pm

Aw, thanks Cowboy! ...angel...

[I actually typed in Coyboy first, was that my subconscious mind?]

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:58 pm

you are forgiven, now it's Father Cowboyangel, please

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:51 am

I need need need to crush Rian:

Fuck, grrl.

You are more awesome than I could ever have imagined.

Thanks for a great night... *wink wink*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:53 am

back at ya.

you have no idea how many times since then i've been like 'holyfuckinshit that girl turned out to be somethin amazing'

sooo looking forward to catching up on everything we never knew about each other.

and ripping it up at the dance clubs. in the cage. woohoo!

ya made my night, girl. smoooooooooooch

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:11 am

... and I missed it... shit

heading for the Fuck! thread.....

CRUSH THIS

.................................Oh Yeah!...................

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