Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

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cowpunch
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Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by cowpunch » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:34 am

My camp is building a Cards against humanity deck to give out at the burn this year. If you're unfamiliar with it, it's a game that you can print out for free and play (available online). So far this is what I got:

White cards:
Safety 3rd
Getting really high on mushrooms with your friends and almost accidentally having an orgy.
A real live burning man.
Rebar foot.
The motherfucking playa.
Playa bunny's
DPW
Being in a white out so bad you can barely see yourself having sex.
Shirt cocking to prove a point.

Black cards:
None yet!

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Mr. Just Right
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Location: PNW

Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by Mr. Just Right » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:03 am

I love this idea! I'll try and think of some things to add. My friends and I just played this game the other day. That game is such a riot!

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unjonharley
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Location: Salem Or.

Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:24 am

Like

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Milayna
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Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by Milayna » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:11 am

cowpunch wrote:My camp is building a Cards against humanity deck to give out at the burn this year. If you're unfamiliar with it, it's a game that you can print out for free and play (available online). So far this is what I got:

White cards:
Safety 3rd
Getting really high on mushrooms with your friends and almost accidentally having an orgy.
A real live burning man.
Rebar foot.
The motherfucking playa.
Playa bunny's
DPW
Being in a white out so bad you can barely see yourself having sex.
Shirt cocking to prove a point.

Black cards:
None yet!
Awesome idea!!! I actually played this game for the first time on the playa!

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VultureChow
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Camp Name: Hookers & Makers @ Barbie Death Village

Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by VultureChow » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:56 pm

I love how banal the questions usually are compared to the answers and I'd keep that with the BM version.

The best thing I've tasted this week is _____.

My monkey hut (or shade) is made of _______ and _______.

The potties smelled like _______ this morning.
Sic Semper Spectatores

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Mr. Just Right
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Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by Mr. Just Right » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:58 pm

Some that I've com up with. Hope you like em.

White Cards:
An overflowing piss jar
Art car flattened darkwad
Dusty Boogers
Sparkle Ponies
Billion Shirtcocker March
Full week dust storm
Shushing during Temple Burn
Having sex at the trash fence
Using the trash fence for bondage
Uncleaned Porta Potty
Constant Fucking Dubstep
Accidentally setting fire to the whole city
Throwing up on the Titty Totter
Larry Harvey
The Man
LEOs
Death Guild
Rangers
Lamplighters


Black Cards:
I woke up this morning next to_______.
Last year was better because_______.
The ______ burns tonight. Don't miss it!
______ has been keeping me up all fucking night!
All the ______ is going to ruin this years burn.
Somehow, all I brought this year was ______.
What's the biggest problem with this years burn?
Hello, my playa name is ______.
Finally, ______ is banned from Burning Man.
What would you do for a drink/water?

I'll try and think of much more!!

cowpunch
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Camp Name: Black Rock City Science Center

Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by cowpunch » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:00 am

Oh man I love you right now! I was starting to get worried no one would contribute! :)

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BBadger
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Location: (near) Portland, OR, USA

Re: Trying to build a BM themed CAH deck to give out

Post by BBadger » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:57 am

Black:
Some jerk left _______ in our evap pond.
I fished out a _______ from the porta-potties.
Some camp was offering free _______.
Our camp dues cover _______.
The camp bar is offering a drink called _______.
In the deep playa I found the remains of a burned _______.
I spent all morning picking up _______ by (a) _______.
The MV was shaped like a giant _______.
The camp demarcated their boundaries with ten _______ in the shape of a _______.
At BM I was introduced to _______-flavored bacon.
Someone was giving away fried _______ during the exodus wait.
The gate was checking for _______, as per the new policy.

White:
Thursday-night douchebags
Dirty hippies stealing food
Stupid ticket solutions
Undercover cop dressed in a panda suit
Eurotrash ravers
Half-filled piss-bottle
Piss-stained costume
Airborne Coleman pop-up tent
Strange noises from a hex-yurt
Critical Dicks
"The Man"-shaped buttplug
Weeping people at the temple
Constipation
Soiled labcoat
Feather-costume covered in tar
Bike thief
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