FUNDRAISER: POSIWID: "Agent pOrnj" Seattle 6/14

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Yes, ☆Affair "AGENT pOrnj": SeaCORE 5/STAR Party Fundraiser☆ is going down this weekend.
Please join us for a night of sultry exuberance and help bring Seattle Regional project "POSIWID" to Burning Man and CriticaLand.

- DJs from NYC, PDX & SEA
- World Class light show
- Regionally renowned Suspension, Pyro & Burlesque performers
- Gorgeous Auction items to bid on
- Plethora of pink and orange sexiness

Event info:
Tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/392919

WHEN: 6/14, 9pm-4am
WHERE: Waid's Lounge - 1212 E Jefferson St, Seattle

Bring your friends, get your pink & orange on, and see y'all at "AGENT pOrnj" THIS FRIDAY!

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RUNDOWN:

Voila! This SeaCORE* fundraiser bash is our best one yet, and you are invited!

*SeaCORE (your Seattle Chapter of Regional Effigies) is a community arts organization representing the Pacific NW on the Playa. Our last year's installation "Tendrillar Woods" was a huge success, and we're at it again. Join the effort here:
http://www.facebook.com/SeaCOREproject

Tickets:
If you are able to purchase at a higher tier, it will allow others on a tighter budget to attend at a lower price. Limited amount of tickets available

ALL proceeds from ticket sales support SeaCORE 2013. Full dossier below, short 'n' sweet here:

LINEUP:

- Friar Tuck
(http://www.thegoodfriar.com)
This legendary Disorient Resident DJ is flying out from NYC for the weekend to spearhead our epic event!!! Can we get a RAWR YEAH?!!

- Haaps
(http://www.themidnightsons.com / Broken Grooves)
This staple breakbeat celebrity on both the East and West Coasts and a resident at Seattle's longest-running breaks night, "Broken Grooves", is ready to serve it hot and fizzy.

- Gray Ayer
(http://www.ilikegray.com)
Catch this PDX Burnstar - known to spin with Heyoka, MartyParty, Low B, Rena Jones, SPL, Mochipet, Ladytron and DJ Assault - here first before he shreds at "What The Festival" (aka WTF; attendance in thousands)! 'Nuf sed.

- Gabraham
(Bellingham)
An eclectic animal waiting to bring dance fruition to you, the people.

VISUALS AND LIGHTING:

- Shado of Psychedelic-Television
(http://www.youtube.com/shado)
None other than Seattle's one & only stellar VJ illusionist delivers supreme, custom visuals to tease & please.

- CRIMSON HAZE
(http://www.crimson-haze.com)
The adepts who outfit DECIBEL and SHAMELESS events will be propelling our party with full color animation lasers, big sexy colors, and dynamic moving lights!

PERFORMERS:

- Magic Kat, Beyond Ordinary, & Manda Panda
This pyro squad invokes the power of flames to razzle-dazzle.

- Renee Aerial Nurse
(https://www.facebook.com/RubyLadyhawk)
Aerial and suspension stunts to razzle-dazzle.

SILENT AUCTION - FTW!

DRESS CODE: Pink + Orange + Sexy = pOrnj

Polish up those shiny boots of leatha', dust off your stilettos, fluff your furs, ruffle those feathers. Nothing is too much, nothing is too little: Cheap, Classy, Posh, Sassy - make it orange, make it pink, make it sexy.

NOTES:
- All orange-colored beverages on special.
- You’ll need to show 21+ ID to get in.

Au revoir!


*********************DOSSIER IN FULL*************************

To All Undisclosed Recipients:

We herein bring to your attention Operation "Agent pOrnj". A thorough portfolio review has been conducted, and contact with a select group of special agents established. Your credentials qualify you for participation in this highly classified engagement. Advance acquisition of custom security-clearance tags is highly advised: code "Early Bird" is in effect, and the number of prospective entrants is projected to exceed rendezvous capacity. Additional intel encrypted below.

Signed,

"SeaCORE/Seattle Chapter Of Regional Effigies"

SYNOPSIS:

As stated in prior memoranda, top-secret Project "POSIWID" (alternate ID: "Seattle Regional Effigy_TEITD") is well underway. But alas: a horde of pseudo-unicorns is after the Prototype, and the heist must be derailed. In this *Level Ornj* divergence maneuver, the Elite Forces (you) will infiltrate a local gala to create a peppy smokescreen while undercover investigations are conducted.

OBJECTIVE:

- Practice. Your. Secret. Moves. Now.
- Gain access to the designated building
- Arrive in character, blend in, and party like it's 1999
- Engage all unicorn impostors to diffuse threat and ensure successful deployment of Project "POSIWID" on the Playa

Over