The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[Bounce530]

The NSA is going to tag everybody coming through the gate with chips in order to track your conversations throughout BRC, since there is hardly any cell phone service there.

[FIGJAM]

They won't be able to make heads or snails out of those convo's!

[geospyder]

Repent repent for thine destiny is in the fiery bowels of hell with it I think I'll have a beer

[tattoogoddess]

the "TALL WHITES" will make a guest appearance.

Most likely will. They are down the road at the Air Force base, didn't you see the video with the Canadian head of defense saying he has met them at the base in nv? (Not was not a joke btw,the video)

[Gonzo Frothwood]

We are moving the event to Mars because the conditions are better and it is cheaper than paying BLM ransom dues for law enforcement more than the minimum we need.

[Isotopia]

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

[ygmir]

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

related?

[Ugly Dougly]

YES, there is SAND in the Black Rock Desert!

You can get together and stitch together a conspiracy of LIES and tell everyone that there is only "dust" out there.

But those of us who have seen the true SAND of the playa, will not be so easily swayed.

I tell you, there IS sand out there. Not in copious quantities, but it is there.

I have seen it. The lies cannot go on forever... What? What is this? I have my rights you know. Who are you? what? Now that...

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

[Simon of the Playa]

The NSA is going to tag everybody coming through the gate with chips in order to track your conversations throughout BRC, since there is hardly any cell phone service there.

oh Snap!

[Ugly Dougly]

You've heard about a certain Norse pagan and his secret mission to erect cell phone towers for our wise and kind government. Now please forget that I told you.
Hong Kong is very muggy this time of year.

[Simon of the Playa]

i don't know nothing.

[ygmir]

there's scuttlebut related to a re-appearance of a certain German crew and their underground power generation device, to try again, now that their "leader" is out of prison. could radio towers and underground passive power generation be linked?

[Simon of the Playa]

my stage name is "Bubbles Darlene"

[ygmir]

[media]

[theCryptofishist]

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

Wait, Stalin was a Mountie?

[Eric]

Best Rumor: That many long timers within the DPW are being purged this summer.

Wait, Stalin was a Mountie?

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[Roberto Dobbisano]

Larry is Most Certainly Going To Jail

[Eric]

Larry is Most Certainly Going To Jail

"Finally, six months after the raid on Tebeau's property, they accused him of "maintaining a drug involved premises" — a violation originally intended to punish landlords who lease houses to crack dealers." (emphasis mine)

Larry doesn't own the land, so they can't get him on the same charges. They probably could use that statute, however, go after the Federal Gov't, the Gov'ts of Washoe & Pershing Counties & the State of Nevada, all of whom "own" or have jurisdiction over the land where BMan takes place. That would be fun to watch.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

for that matter they should go after John Ascuaga at the golden "Nugget"...



i hear you can get nickel bags at the buffet.

[knowmad]

there's scuttlebut related to a re-appearance of a certain German crew and their underground power generation device, to try again, now that their "leader" is out of prison. could radio towers and underground passive power generation be linked?

fuck I've gota start checking this thread before I make project donations.

But the Rumor I heard was the real reason SOP never goes naked on the playa is there's another set of some very controversial names Tattooed down there.

[Zhust]

But the Rumor I heard was the real reason SOP never goes naked on the playa is there's another set of some very controversial names Tattooed down there.

I hate to be that guy ... Butt ...

[Simon of the Playa]

yes my ass is tattooed.

no,

no one has come up with the $28,800 usd to tattoo my schvanz yet.

[AntiM]

When I hit the lottery, boy-o, look out.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

dude, some of these assholes have money.


do not tempt fate.



there are not enough painkillers in the world to make that all right.



balls are not really an option either.


i suggest you raise the price to $288,800 considering all that money you owe the IRS....


and remember, it has to say "Cheney"...

[Simon of the Playa]

DickStarter™

[FIGJAM]

Undie-a-gogo?

[Ugly Dougly]

God finally got a ticket. He's pretty excited as you can imagine.

[theCryptofishist]

No more phoning it in...

[Savannah]

God finally got a ticket. He's pretty excited as you can imagine.

Oh, GREAT. God always looks at me with big puppy eyes, and is all like . . . "Can I have one of your iced coffees? Pleeease. I don't wanna bike all the way to Center Camp. It takes me seven seconds."

Then he causes an 8-hour whiteout.

And it's like, YouDammit.