The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:55 am

Rian wrote: Quote:
plus, there WAS nekked soccer.

was waiting for that one....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:06 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian wrote: Quote:
plus, there WAS nekked soccer.
was waiting for that one....

can you believe i forgot about it until now?

i was only there for seniors week once,
but i do have the t-shirt, of course.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:13 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Fishy: do you get migranes often?

I'm much better than I used to be. It's a metter of making sure I eat properly. With a job and husband I was skimping on myself and spent yesterday in bed proving it's a bad idea.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:14 am

I occaisionally forget about it...

I played 3 years out of my 4... Pres. Torgerson put a big kibosh on it my last year. I actually KNEW the first 3 people who got arrested once they cracked down. It was pretty silly, actually. They did it on purpose. Sort of a "damn The Man, save the Empire" sore of move... they went to the Library Lawn, dropped trou, and were instantly siezed by the SPO cops...

$1000 fine (for Decorah, not Luther), and kicked out of their dorm rooms. Parking stickers revoked. The funniest thing about it was that it was 3 sober Dean's List students... A honor roll, all that shit. Kinda hard to get everyone to believe it was hedonism perpetrated by drunk frat boys after that...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:16 am

nipples wrote:~signals mysterious man in black sunglasses for a beer.. holding up empty can~

Dang--has the FBI infiltrated us?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:17 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Fishy: do you get migranes often?
I'm much better than I used to be. It's a metter of making sure I eat properly. With a job and husband I was skimping on myself and spent yesterday in bed proving it's a bad idea.

Wow... I'm always amazed at what an effect diet has on the body... is there a specific thing that you eat that makes them better, or worse, or causes them? This stuff is just so damned interesting...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:19 am

mornin' ladies!!!

wow...looks like the eplaya auxilary in here today...I'll get some mimosas going...

i discovered my migraines were directly linked to red wine. hated to admit it, but cut the red out and no more migraines ever.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:21 am

oh my god, i forgot about the SPO cops!!!

anyone i'd know arrested?
good on em - taking one for the team.

i liked the nekked marching band and BBQers, personally.
i was there in 2000 - had moved into the middle part of Brandt for the last bit since i was sticking around to play graduation with LCSO. my window looked out onto Library lawn, as i recall. but it was the racket that woke me at 3 am.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:24 am

tisha2 wrote:mornin' ladies!!!

wow...looks like the eplaya auxilary in here today...I'll get some mimosas going...

i discovered my migraines were directly linked to red wine. hated to admit it, but cut the red out and no more migraines ever.

...while I discovered that other people's migranes were linked to my consumption of alcohol...

... go figure...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:25 am

tisha2 wrote:mornin' ladies!!!

i discovered my migraines were directly linked to red wine. hated to admit it, but cut the red out and no more migraines ever.

aw, shucks. No red wine??

We'll just make sure to keep some riesling or something back behind the bar, then...

At one point, I was having some serious wierd swelling going on with my fingers... they STILL don't know what was up (I'm calling it stress... more amazing things to me: the MIND'S affect on the body). Anyway, they had, at one point, diagnosed it as gout... and a doctor friend of mine gave me a list of food that aggrivate it: BEER was number one on the list. I almost passed out.

Luckily, that diagnonsense went out the window, and I got to drink beer again. Which was, coincidentally, the culprit of my headache this morning... ahhh, mack and jack's....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:25 am

tisha2 wrote:mornin' ladies!!!

wow...looks like the eplaya auxilary in here today...I'll get some mimosas going...

i discovered my migraines were directly linked to red wine. hated to admit it, but cut the red out and no more migraines ever.

can you have them in the e-bar without repercussions?
i still haven't figured out if i'm allowed to have internet food and alcohol. so far i've just been ordering it and holding it.

i can be like Sensei. he just sits there and sniffs at his drinks. it's hilarious.
it's because he's a lightweight, i think.
what a doll.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:29 am

Rian Jackson wrote:oh my god, i forgot about the SPO cops!!!

anyone i'd know arrested?

I dont' think you knew them.

I'm getting this great picture of you holding a ton of drinks and food...all just piled on your lap... for your reference, those veg sausages from yesterday aren't AT ALL good cold... but you can always reheat...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:32 am

Rian -
I've officially decided that part of the beauty of the eplaya (kinda like the real playa...) is that you can do whatever the fuck you want (except piss people off, of course) with nary a repurcussion. That's why i sit in here chatting and drinking all day (which is what i'd *really* like to be doing) while my default self is droning away at work. (did i use parantheses enough in that post?)

Mornin' Guinevere! and what are we wearing today???

Mimosas are up! The best bubbly and fresh squeezed OJ! What's for breakfast?

Top o the mornin' Sam! You seem to be the only fella around today....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:37 am

Zulegoona wrote:Steart wrote
shit

see what I just did? See what mock-ups do to overly proud souls? They make them break their self imposed ban on the shamefull* practice of e-miming. Yeah, I just coined that fuckin term. You know, the cutesy habit of typing *so and so enters bar and does this*. Next thing you know I will be e-miming flogging or some such shit.

bih and bleh

*excluded in this is the oh so popular <smooch>. Yeah, that's right. I am making up the mother fucking rules baby.
Do you think Stuart might be sensitive to "cutesy" because he works for Disney, or did they hire him because he naturally an antidote to the to cute?

That 2nd makes no sence. Unless they don't want the antidote walking free out on the streets outside their control. I get the feeling that they are grade a control freaks there.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:40 am

Top o the mornin' Sam! You seem to be the only fella around today....

Lucky Sam...

I'll take one of those mimosas... seems that no one caught my request for a bloody mary... Oh, MORNING TISH! didn't want you to think that I'd forgotten... today, your beloved cocktail waitress is wearing one of her freshly finished outfits for the diego decom...

A leather corset, wth a black tutu, pink and black striped stockings with a black garter belt, knee high chunky boots, and a black shrug (too keep the arms warm).

Suitable, Boss Lady? Or am I wearing too many clothes?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:40 am

Zulegoona wrote:Stuart joined September 4th 2003 and Rian joined September 19th 2003.

But if they are the same person I think they are distinctly different personalities that likely don't even know the other shares the same body.

Remember that Rian is the voice in Rob the Wob's head, that Rob the Wob is my sock and that Rian and I are the parents of Chickenfish. If you want to throw Stuart into that menage, I suppose I can't stop you. But I still maintain that I fathered Chickenfish through the miracle of fishy transgenderism. We are not going to say that Rian fathered him through the use of Stuart's gonads in their shared body!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:43 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Top o the mornin' Sam! You seem to be the only fella around today....
Lucky Sam...

I'll take one of those mimosas... seems that no one caught my request for a bloody mary... Oh, MORNING TISH! didn't want you to think that I'd forgotten... today, your beloved cocktail waitress is wearing one of her freshly finished outfits for the diego decom...

A leather corset, wth a black tutu, pink and black striped stockings with a black garter belt, knee high chunky boots, and a black shrug (too keep the arms warm).

Suitable, Boss Lady? Or am I wearing too many clothes?

oh, i think that'll do just fine, darlin'!
sorry i missed yer Mary...it might be better for yer poor head...here ya go!

And Fishy...i kinda like the use of Stuart's gonads idea...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:46 am

Oh, the head's getting better quickly. But I think I'd rather have the Mary, instead of the mimosa... I need something salty, I think.

But seriously, folks: it's only 10-fucking-40 A-fucking-M! Oh my goddess! This day is going to be a killer, I can already tell.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:48 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Fishy: do you get migranes often?
I'm much better than I used to be. It's a metter of making sure I eat properly. With a job and husband I was skimping on myself and spent yesterday in bed proving it's a bad idea.
Wow... I'm always amazed at what an effect diet has on the body... is there a specific thing that you eat that makes them better, or worse, or causes them? This stuff is just so damned interesting...

I've noticed that more than any particular trigger, it's a pattern of eating. I don't feel like eating enough so I dont, or it's too complicated to make dinner so I go to sleep or something like that and after a couple few days I'm hypoglicemic and headachy and can't eat a thing--too nausious. So then it's a day or two to get back on track. And the mrFishist can't take a hint and make me a steak (sorry, veggies) or go out for chinese takeout, so I'm still a little weak. I do have some almonds around here. And i'll keep noshing sugar for the hypoglicimia. But like I said, this is the first time I"ve been this bad in ages.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:54 am

tisha2 wrote:Rian -
I've officially decided that part of the beauty of the eplaya (kinda like the real playa...) is that you can do whatever the fuck you want (except piss people off, of course) with nary a repurcussion. That's why i sit in here chatting and drinking all day (which is what i'd *really* like to be doing) while my default self is droning away at work. (did i use parantheses enough in that post?)

Mornin' Guinevere! and what are we wearing today???

Mimosas are up! The best bubbly and fresh squeezed OJ! What's for breakfast?

Top o the mornin' Sam! You seem to be the only fella around today.... :wink:

No no never enough parentheses! And nest them! {[()]}! I want to claim back these things from the mathematicians--who only use them to give us space headaches anyway.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:56 am

Odd. ONe of the managers here is trying to get the entire office to sing "Ring of Fire"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:59 am

I'm hypoglycemic all the time... so I hear you on that front. Orange juice, orange juice... I can't get enough of that orange stuff....

Maybe the MrFishist needs a bigger hint: like, take all the food out of the fridge---everything... leave it bare---and then ask him to maybe fix a little snack...

or maybe a good smack on the back of the head... not that I condone domestic violence...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:00 am

That makes me laugh out loud, Fishie! where do you work??

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:08 am

Goooood Morning! Sorry for those of you that are under the weather ... I am just all bright and sunny this morning. The weather is perfect though it is supposed to rain this weekend

Hey, if you want a serious energy pickup, I have discovered a thing called Juvenon ... http://www.juvenon.com/

It is sold as a fogey suppliment but MAN that stuff works! Better than any energy drink that I have ever seen. Just don't take it on an empty stomach if you have trouble with heartburn. And it will make you a little thirsty.

You dont need to buy that product, you can get the same things at your local drugstore. It is basically:

500 milligrams of Acetyl-L-Carnitine
200 milligrams of Alpha Lipoic Acid
100 micrograms of biotin

the stuff is just AWESOME. When I take that with just a regular multivitimin and after only 2 days I am thinking clearer, have more energy. If you take Sam-e with it, after a week or two your whole attitude will take a turn for the better. What was most amazing to me was when I STOPPED taking it ... I felt sluggish and tired and thought ... damn ... is THIS what I felt like all the time before I started taking this?

Well, off to work with my boys and girls. See you all later.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:12 am

GuinivereElise wrote:That makes me laugh out loud, Fishie! where do you work??

The Environmental Protection Agency. (Don't let those anti-event wackos find out!)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:16 am

tisha2 wrote:(did i use parantheses enough in that post?)

n(o)

(oh my god), i'm (starting to) sound like Stui(e)(!!!)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:23 am

many things many things but this, I just, I don't know

*shakes head in frustration and horror*

have you ever seen Stuart and Rian in the same place at one time? I thought not.

Also, I would love to *takes sip of Simard* but it might be off from being open for so long so would you *describes* simard as a mouton type or lafite type of bordeaux.

and lastly, and I know I am gonna catch massive shit but fuckit
could you guys take the Luther reunion action to another thread or PM? Just a civil request.

oh and

ROOKIE

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:25 am

after the hilarity of last night I had this thought...

perhaps some night we could have a party. We could host it in the bar but all sit around and drink our real drinks in the comfort of our locales. Shoot the shit, get canned, whatever.

Oh, and we could all

*describes what I are really doing offline* to our hearts content

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:27 am

sound like Stui(e)(!!!)

feel free to

FUCK OFF

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:28 am

thanks for dropping that other 'rookie shoe, Stuart... the anticipation was killing me.

and, as for this:

could you guys take the Luther reunion action to another thread or PM? Just a civil request.

Just a civil reply: just as in a real bar, there are some conversations that a person just doesn't want to take part in. And, just in a real bar, you are free to leave at any time. Hell, you don't even need to wait around to pay your tab here.