ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?

[International Incident]

Realizing that I ruffled mooped some feathers here and 3lsewhere by avoiding the introduce yourself threads that I find only slightly less awkward than the first day go around the room version, I would like to attend this here shindig if I may. As far as those threads go, I also don't like putting myself in the box of whatever that days mood or activity would create as my self describing introductory message. Ogres, Onions and me. I would be a bringer of food not libation.

If you put a raw onion near my eyes there will be trouble! Be good to have you at the M&G. I didn't go to the "hi" thread either

[International Incident]

Can I please RSVP for my hubby too? He will help me carry the beer...

Fabbo!

[CapSmashy]

Don't forget to bring the lovely Mrs. Smashy with you.

Aw jeez! How am I going to get lucky with her tagging along?

[MyDearFriend]

Don't forget to bring the lovely Mrs. Smashy with you.

Aw jeez! How am I going to get lucky with her tagging along?

Someone will take advantage of your inattention, never fear.

[ygmir]

Don't forget to bring the lovely Mrs. Smashy with you.

Aw jeez! How am I going to get lucky with her tagging along?

Pal, you are lucky if she tags along!!

[Patsh]

We'll be bringing a couple of bottles of white wine, and will also volunteer to add to the general madness, as I see there are no volunteers signed up there yet. I also see you might need a sign maker... I can bring sign cardboard, a couple of plywood 'sandwich boards' to stick them on, and an assortment of sharpie pens and help with that. (I like making signs, and have done alot of them over the years...) Let me know. I have decent handwriting.
PM some details on the sign needs...

I must say, last year's M&G was one of the best highlights of the whole burn for me. You did a wonderful job!!!

Thanks Triken - Signs are yours to do - we just need a couple of signs that say "Eplaya Meet & Greet - closed function from 6-9pm", If you can manage some fine print that says "If you participated on eplaya you would have known about this event so don't complain about not being allowed in" or something wittier than that.

How's this? It will be in nice lettering with nice colours, and I'd have added a fine example like that but it won't allow any of the extensions I have access to, so you'll have to pretend it looks nice.
____________________________________________
EPLAYA MEET & GREET
CLOSED FUNCTION FROM 6 TO 9PM
EPLAYANS ONLY
TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED *
*line starts at 7:30 and D
___________________________________________

(I just got the OK from TnT to use the last line on the sign)

[Savannah]

I like it.

[ygmir]

great Triken!!!
*looks for list to violate trespassers*

[^Rhino!]

I'm a bit apprehensive.

I want to go to the eplayan meet and greet, but know absolutely nobody there. You got space for the Rhino to show? I'll put it on top of my list of "burningman places to go" if the answer is yes.

I'll bring something bacon.

[VultureChow]

great Triken!!!
*looks for list to violate trespassers*

*looks for list to be violated"

I'm doing a trial run of camping sushi. If it works, that will be my food contribution.

[VultureChow]

I'm a bit apprehensive.

I want to go to the eplayan meet and greet, but know absolutely nobody there. You got space for the Rhino to show? I'll put it on top of my list of "burningman places to go" if the answer is yes.

I'll bring something bacon.

Pshaw.... You know us. That's all you need. You already have a larger connection here than with 2/3rds of the people you will meet, hug, cry, etc with out there.

ETA: Oh. You're not a virgin. Get your ass over to BDC and have a good time. I knew precisely one person before I went out there last year.

[International Incident]

I'm a bit apprehensive.

I want to go to the eplayan meet and greet, but know absolutely nobody there. You got space for the Rhino to show? I'll put it on top of my list of "burningman places to go" if the answer is yes.

I'll bring something bacon.

By the end of night you will know everyone. Or if you hang out with Turtleburp and Bumble you will have once known everybody but then you will drink too much then you won't remember them.

Either way, I've put you on the list for BACON something

[International Incident]

How's this? It will be in nice lettering with nice colours, and I'd have added a fine example like that but it won't allow any of the extensions I have access to, so you'll have to pretend it looks nice.
____________________________________________
EPLAYA MEET & GREET
CLOSED FUNCTION FROM 6 TO 9PM
EPLAYANS ONLY
TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED *
*line starts at 7:30 and D
___________________________________________

(I just got the OK from TnT to use the last line on the sign)

Love it - thanks!

[Sic Pup]

Barring anything preventing me from hitting the playa, and any shiny things along the way I'll make every effort to attend, but you have to promise not to laugh when you see me.

I'll be brandishing something nutty.

[theCryptofishist]

I'll be brandishing something nutty.

Hot fudge sundae?

[Savannah]

I'll be brandishing something nutty.

Hot fudge sundae?

I don't know about you, but I think he's threatening to show up naked.

[PhoenixFemmeFatale]

I'll be brandishing something nutty.

Hot fudge sundae?

I don't know about you, but I think he's threatening to show up naked.

I just pictured Fat Bastard from Austin Powers! "It's a bit NUTTY!" Lol!

[MyDearFriend]

I'm a bit apprehensive.

I want to go to the eplayan meet and greet, but know absolutely nobody there. You got space for the Rhino to show? I'll put it on top of my list of "burningman places to go" if the answer is yes.

I'll bring something bacon.

You might not know my face when you first see it but surely after all this time hanging out here I can say that I know YOU at least.

Please come to the meet & greet, gosh... you know I love bacon.

[ygmir]

I'm a bit apprehensive.

I want to go to the eplayan meet and greet, but know absolutely nobody there. You got space for the Rhino to show? I'll put it on top of my list of "burningman places to go" if the answer is yes.

I'll bring something bacon.

You might not know my face when you first see it but surely after all this time hanging out here I can say that I know YOU at least.

Please come to the meet & greet, gosh... you know I love bacon.

indeed ^Rhino, come to the MnG......it's great fun!! Love to see ya there!!!

[Sic Pup]

I'll be brandishing something nutty.

Hot fudge sundae?

I don't know about you, but I think he's threatening to show up naked.

Har! Rest assured my nuts will not be of animal origin.

...and NO ONE wants to see that.......even I shower in the dark

[Simon of the Playa]

By the end of night you will know everyone. Or if you hang out with Turtleburp and Bumble you will have once known everybody but then you will drink too much then you won't remember them.

seriously....if i drink 3 beers i am flat on the ground doing my planking imitation.

i cannot keep up with mutant australians.

now, if we want to try SMOKING me under the table, there is no one in BRC who can match me joint for joint, Bong for Bong...


i will beat all comers into mellowness.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Simon is of course, referring to the LEGAL weed Damiana, and would never advocate anything illegal on this board...

[tatonka]

By the end of night you will know everyone. Or if you hang out with Turtleburp and Bumble you will have once known everybody but then you will drink too much then you won't remember them.

seriously....if i drink 3 beers i am flat on the ground doing my planking imitation.

i cannot keep up with mutant australians.

now, if we want to try SMOKING me under the table, there is no one in BRC who can match me joint for joint, Bong for Bong...


i will beat all comers into mellowness.

same here ,booze kicks my butt , but me can smoke long time .

[TT120]

By the end of night you will know everyone. Or if you hang out with Turtleburp and Bumble you will have once known everybody but then you will drink too much then you won't remember them.

seriously....if i drink 3 beers i am flat on the ground doing my planking imitation.

i cannot keep up with mutant australians.

now, if we want to try SMOKING me under the table, there is no one in BRC who can match me joint for joint, Bong for Bong...


i will beat all comers into mellowness.

Finally a challenge I can win....

[lucky420]

Ha I believe I could win the challenge Simon threw down! seriously

[Simon of the Playa]

i have lungs of steel.



you are all doomed.

[TT120]

i have lungs of steel.



you are all doomed.

Steel??? Meh....My lungs are a titanium nickel alloy. They cannot be melted.

[unjonharley]

As I get older.. My lungs seem to be made of tissue paper..

[ygmir]

all this lung talk, makes me want to suggest, (in memory of Slim Whitman), a "Yodel palooza" with a final "Yodel off" with alpenhorns and lederhosen. Polka to follow (lift her lega)

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As a non drinker I have to say... Woo Hoo! NOW this is getting interesting!!
Sign me up for the Simon Challenge please!