ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Fellow burners:
Unfortunately, I will be unable to match any of you in the smoke challenge. Nor a booze challenge, as those days are past. My last major incursion into the challenge arena was in 2008. Needless to say, the Chinese will never again say, "Bottoms up!" in my presence. They're not up to the challenge, as 3.2% beer makes them loopy all to quickly.
But what happens in Beijing stays in Beijing.....lol...or so some folks say......
Unfortunately, I will be unable to match any of you in the smoke challenge. Nor a booze challenge, as those days are past. My last major incursion into the challenge arena was in 2008. Needless to say, the Chinese will never again say, "Bottoms up!" in my presence. They're not up to the challenge, as 3.2% beer makes them loopy all to quickly.
But what happens in Beijing stays in Beijing.....lol...or so some folks say......
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
This is great....Can I be the judge?
Bloodshot eyes....check
Cannot stop eating Funyuns....check
Can only respond to questions in a mumble....check
Winner, winner, and then we all eat the chicken dinner!
Of course I may have to compete as well....hmmmm.
Bloodshot eyes....check
Cannot stop eating Funyuns....check
Can only respond to questions in a mumble....check
Winner, winner, and then we all eat the chicken dinner!
Of course I may have to compete as well....hmmmm.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
When I was 17, 5 friends and I tried to smoke a pound.
Made it through 4 ounces that night!
Made it through 4 ounces that night!
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Remember the huge rolling paper that came with Cheech and Chongs Big Bamboo album? 5 of us rolled 2 OZ's up and tried to smoke it all. We never made it but I don't remember what happened to the last half of that joint. LOL.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
I just went out and bought some leather boot lace.. Then to the electronics store..
I say"wheres the roach clips?". Quick answer "isle 9 left side"..
Back in the day I had a leather necklace. It was simple.. A boot lace with spaced knots.. Each end had a alligator clip.. It was used for a idiot string for a hat or holding a dieing roach.. This year it will be used to keep Mr wind from putting my hat on the trash fence..
I say"wheres the roach clips?". Quick answer "isle 9 left side"..
Back in the day I had a leather necklace. It was simple.. A boot lace with spaced knots.. Each end had a alligator clip.. It was used for a idiot string for a hat or holding a dieing roach.. This year it will be used to keep Mr wind from putting my hat on the trash fence..
Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Any law enforcement officer browsing ePlaya knows when & where this fantasy smoke-off has been scheduled, so it's, uh . . . back to a drinking challenge. 
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I don't know nuffin about no smoke-off!
I thought we were just talkin about our glory days.
I thought we were just talkin about our glory days.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Oh, some of you were totally talking about glory days, and some were joking around about the future in a way that would never publicly pan out, because you guys aren't idiots, but--I still don't want some undercover LEO dropping in on the M&G with a new eplaya login asking everyone for "candy". 
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
We'll send them over to International Incident and tell them the code is to just hug her! 
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
I have never heard an idea so fantastic.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
I gotta million of um!
Some are dimes, some are diamonds.
Some are dimes, some are diamonds.
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We could never have this contest on the Playa for real. Can you imagine how much smoke would be pouring out of Figjam's tent?
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Seal the tent.. I partied in an old bread van all closed up tight.TT120 wrote:We could never have this contest on the Playa for real. Can you imagine how much smoke would be pouring out of Figjam's tent?
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TT120 wrote:We could never have this contest on the Playa for real. Can you imagine how much smoke would be pouring out of Figjam's tent?
What tent???

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Them's fighting words... :twistedFIGJAM wrote:We'll send them over to International Incident and tell them the code is to just hug her!
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I'd pay a nickel to watch!!International Incident wrote:Them's fighting words... :twistedFIGJAM wrote:We'll send them over to International Incident and tell them the code is to just hug her!
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HA!!!
She'll be singing a different tune when she has to clean my bloody corpse up off the playa!
She'll be singing a different tune when she has to clean my bloody corpse up off the playa!
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There may be time to get that into the WWW guide.FIGJAM wrote:HA!!!
She'll be singing a different tune when she has to clean my bloody corpse up off the playa!
Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Ok, but no tarps or dropclothes!
To the victor go the spoils.
To the victor go the spoils.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
This year I will try try try to make it, no Roller Derby to interfere with my attendance on Wednesday night!! Just the BuMPies FB M&G that is earlier in the day. I will bring the white wine I promised last weekend and now I have to bring some FireBall for Graham.....
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fresh wrote:This year I will try try try to make it, no Roller Derby to interfere with my attendance on Wednesday night!! Just the BuMPies FB M&G that is earlier in the day. I will bring the white wine I promised last weekend and now I have to bring some FireBall for Graham.....
thats graidawg or GD. i just liked the tiny bottle it would fit under my hat so nicely
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I'm a cheese head from WI..
Was transplanted in OR..
So you get Tillamook instead of the great Wis. cheese..
Was transplanted in OR..
So you get Tillamook instead of the great Wis. cheese..
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was born in cumberland wis , dad found oregon in 1969 and we been there sinceunjonharley wrote:I'm a cheese head from WI..
Was transplanted in OR..
So you get Tillamook instead of the great Wis. cheese..
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I think if we all do it there might be a few survivors.International Incident wrote:Them's fighting words... :twistedFIGJAM wrote:We'll send them over to International Incident and tell them the code is to just hug her!
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
And I think you're an opptimist. 
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or masochistFIGJAM wrote:And I think you're an opptimist.
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Hey, Why can't I hug her? I'm a greeter. I know how to hug. I'm not creepy. I bet she would let me.Drawingablank wrote:I think if we all do it there might be a few survivors.International Incident wrote:Them's fighting words... :twistedFIGJAM wrote:We'll send them over to International Incident and tell them the code is to just hug her!
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Ratty, Can I take out a life insurance policy on you?
I could use the cash!
I could use the cash!
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Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
International Incident is going to stay at my place a day or two before she heads up to BRC. I'm not going to attempt to hug her...but i might give her a noogie
Oh my god, it's HUGE!