Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Conduit · Post by **Conduit** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:59 am

FIGJAM wrote:I must not be "In" as I got left out!

Sorry Figjam, your were not on the official judging panel (1st or second tier) which is your problem, not mine!

Conduit · Post by **Conduit** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:02 pm

FIGJAM wrote:I must not be "In" as I got left out!

Also, I'm building your swamp cooler this weekend so you're basically like a god to me, only shorter and fatter.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:03 pm

Figjam is Buddha! Learn something new every day. Or maybe Ganesh.

Now class, let's review the difference between "rude" and "personal attacks". We don't want to make anyone cry, now do we? Do we?!

Conduit · Post by **Conduit** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:14 pm

AntiM wrote:Figjam is Buddha! Learn something new every day. Or maybe Ganesh.

Now class, let's review the difference between "rude" and "personal attacks". We don't want to make anyone cry, now do we? Do we?!

Noted... I still hope you stub your toe today

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:33 pm

Ah, so young to be so bitter.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:43 pm

Just sitting here watching you children and picking snot..

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:00 pm

remember to give this schmuck EXTRA Kool-Aid at the meet & greet.

we only have so many bullets, i don't want to waste them.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:03 pm

actually, I'M simon's "rude" sock.

dumb ass.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:04 pm

he must like you.....he called you "dumb ass"...

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:26 pm

A vote for the queen of rude.. the check out clerk that coughed in her hand then handles my produce.. when i told her i didn't want it and to take it off the bill she gave me a Jack Bennie "well!!"..

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:51 pm

I sneeze at your produce!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:54 pm

AntiM wrote:I sneeze at your produce!

That's nice..

fucko...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:04 pm

How was your Cobb salad, sir?

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:05 pm

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:07 pm

Savannah wrote:

plus 1

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:58 pm

AntiM wrote:Figjam is Buddha! Learn something new every day. Or maybe Ganesh.

Now class, let's review the difference between "rude" and "personal attacks". We don't want to make anyone cry, now do we? Do we?!

Anti M....if FIGJAM is Buddha, 'namaste' is pronounced 'lame-assed'

Just sayin'.

The collective attempts at rude here remind me of a woodpecker in a petrified forest.

Frustrating for y'all, but funnier than hell.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:40 pm

I'm just chiming in to point out that I haven't found anything rude enough to be worth my time. This crowd wouldn't survive 5 minutes in a room full of drag queens - and that's before they started hitting on you.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:45 pm

I had that dream once. Meowch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:14 pm

Where is this room of drag queens? After Friday's encounter on the BART elevator, I'm ready for the big time.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:20 am

Eric wrote:Iand that's before they started hitting on you.

would probably take sacks full of quarters, or pork chops before they would hit on us.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:19 am

goathead wrote:
Eric wrote:Iand that's before they started hitting on you.
would probably take sacks full of quarters, or pork chops before they would hit on us.

Rub yourself with a porkchop, Goathead, and I will hit on you myself.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:44 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
goathead wrote:
Eric wrote:Iand that's before they started hitting on you.
would probably take sacks full of quarters, or pork chops before they would hit on us.
Rub yourself with a porkchop, Goathead, and I will hit on you myself.

Ohhhhhh, yeah.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:37 am

Pass the spiced apple rings....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:58 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
goathead wrote:
Eric wrote:Iand that's before they started hitting on you.
would probably take sacks full of quarters, or pork chops before they would hit on us.
Rub yourself with a porkchop, Goathead, and I will hit on you myself.

*notes GH getting ready for party*

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:26 pm

You actually piqued my interest until you defaulted back to this juvenalia;

That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...

I mean, puh-leeze.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:58 pm

Isotopia wrote:You actually piqued my interest until you defaulted back to this juvenalia;
That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...
I mean, puh-leeze.

Marbles on the freeway is actually pretty bland. Especially if the traffic is stacked, racked and packed. It provides something to do while you wait for the accident/incident to clear.

So typical of the dingle and jangle crowd.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:50 pm

Yeay!
But really think a personal attack would have been a bit more flattering. maybe could have used feminine pro-nouns and homophobic slurs to keep it confusingly kinky and true to deushbagery.

Eric wrote:I'm just chiming in to point out that I haven't found anything rude enough to be worth my time. This crowd wouldn't survive 5 minutes in a room full of drag queens - and that's before they started hitting on you.

yeah; my thought was similar.
"oh! you're a snarkist, how cute!"

Two-Wheeled-Adventure · Post by **Two-Wheeled-Adventure** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:42 am

Thanks for wasting my time on this lame shit. Just to show you that they're no hard feelings, I'm going to have sex with your wife.

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