JUST BUY A FUCKING TENT!!!!

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JUST BUY A FUCKING TENT!!!!

Post by TomServo » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:08 pm

Homemade shit like HexaYurts and fucking Monkey Huts are definitely D.I.Y! But, where will they be in 3 years? Most likely, in a land fill. Just buy a god damned tent! or/and a carport! Those you can sell back when the dust was too much for your hair! And, they are playa proven!

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Post by Turtleburp » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:02 am

Only if you can guarantee the fucking
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Post by graidawg » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:37 am

third year with our monkey hut.
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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:59 am

Rats. I suspected all along we were doing it wrong.

What are your thoughts on domes? Box trucks? Lederhosen? Barbed wire?
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:50 am

Only if you can guarantee the fucking
Only alcohol can do that.

grai..you've been 3 years already? How do you fly it back to London?
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Post by some seeing eye » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:56 am

Mr Tom Servo to the rescue!

Really should have named the topic Are All Your Burningman Efforts Going To Waste?

I agree. BM is a display culture unconcerned with waste.

I will say that except for the tywraps, my monkey hut pipe became sprinkler, underground wiring pipe, I still use the tarps, bungies and rebar. Friend's domes are used a few times a year, ditto carports. Both valuable for sunny and rainy climes. Domes, carports and tents are resaleable. And since a tent is in for some testing on the playa, buying one on Craigslist is ideal.

Insulation foam yurts are definitely a 1-5 time use item before landfill and hard to store, very sad.
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:18 am

What are your thoughts on domes? Box trucks? Lederhosen? Barbed wire?
Domes are fancy Car Ports and definitely re sellable. I wish I owned a Box Truck! I FUCKING LOVE leather shorts! I prefer Razor wire.
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Post by FIGJAM » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:55 am

Every RV should have a "Fucking Tent"!!! 8)
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:07 am

Shit. Now that's one more thing I have to set up.
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Post by maladroit » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:23 am

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Post by TT120 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:53 am

FIGJAM wrote:Every RV should have a "Fucking Tent"!!! 8)
Makes MUCH more sense when you put the emphasis on the right word.
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Post by unjonharley » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:55 am

Feed up with that big ass car port.. Sold one, cut one to 8X14 and have one/w sides stored.

Dug out the first style car port joints.. The joints receive 1/2 inch conduit..Cut the conduit for 6X8 shelter. For the top there's a 8X16 truck cover net.. One cheap backed reflector between the net.. (Extra net attaches to the van). Cook and lay around in the shelter..Sleep in a BED in the van.. The shelter go's up in 10 min. Staking another 20.. Turn the right seat around to set and read or ride out a dust storm.. Fuck your tent.. I,m to old to crawl around in the dirt.

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Post by dragonpilot » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:46 pm

Pg 6 of my Dragon Wagon Survival Guide:

"Spanketh Not Thy Monkey in the RV – Well, maybe that’s OK, but puhleeze...no couple’s type sexual activity INSIDE the RV. This is also a fast track to festering resentment to those of us who are either jealous or disgusted. This is another reason to have a tent. You may have sex on the roof, underneath the RV, or anywhere else, but please, not inside! Hey, here’s an idea…do it in your fabulous new friend’s RV! NOT OURS!"
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Post by trilobyte » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:50 pm

Alternatively, you could ignore the OP's post and do whatever the fuck you like. One of the great things about Burning Man is that most of the problems have many solutions, which may work anywhere from great to poorly (or not at all) depending on your needs and experience. Be radically self reliant, do a bit of research and make your own decision.

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Post by unjonharley » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:20 pm

I have designed A 10 foot X 7.5 version of a gypsy caravan.. I swear by cow it will be on the playa 2014.. Bucket cooler on the toungue and soler tube lighting..

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Post by otakup0pe » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:55 pm

You can have the deteriorated remains of my carbon intensive hexayurt when you pry them from my playa encrusted hands.

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Post by lucky420 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:00 pm

Yep otakup0pe, totally agree.

4th year using my yurt. 5th time camping in it for over a week in the desert of n. Nv.

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Post by tattoogoddess » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:16 pm

Being married to Tom I can say... He is head strong. Do t try to rationalize with him lol. I like yurts to but will never be able to get one. I like spending the night at luckys last year. That thing was warm and comfy at night sleeping alone!
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Post by 5280MeV » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:54 pm

Really though, you should telecommute to Burning Man.

The jet fuel expended in just getting to Reno is probably made from enough oil to manufacture enough PVC for several monkey huts.

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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:44 pm

I witnessed a yurt explode last year. Poorly built, or shitty material..I can't say. But, it was fun mooping that mini disaster.

If it's "Fucking" you want, get a bounce house. The fans should fill that fucker up with playa dust within a few hours.
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:58 pm

trilobyte wrote:Alternatively, you could ignore the OP's post and do whatever the fuck you like. One of the great things about Burning Man is that most of the problems have many solutions, which may work anywhere from great to poorly (or not at all) depending on your needs and experience. Be radically self reliant, do a bit of research and make your own decision.
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:17 pm

And I third that.

Think long and hard (sexual innuendo aside) about your commitment to attending and your plans for disposing of said structure when you're burnt out. Tents, carports, domes, whatever... are not always eco friendly in a land fill either, but they can be re purposed or sold. Fucking Monkey Huts are almost there..I just don't trust PVC.
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Post by Canoe » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:11 pm

TomServo wrote:...If it's "Fucking" you want, get a bounce house. The fans should fill that fucker up with playa dust within a few hours.
Sounds like those fans need to be housed to make a swamp-cooler... :D
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:15 pm

Sounds like those fans need to be housed to make a swamp-cooler
A BIG swamp cooler! We just used computer fans.
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Post by Canoe » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:42 pm

It's already got the fans...
needs a housing on their intake for irrigated pads.
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:45 pm

The fans keep the bounce house inflated, and don't move any air inside the house.
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Post by Canoe » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:50 pm

TomServo wrote:The fans keep the bounce house inflated, and don't move any air inside the house.
ah
one's I've seen let the air leak out to the enclosed space above, under positive pressure
guess they're not common

could you reroute the bounce-pad exit air?
(just curious, not a project for me)


just throw one of FIGJAM's box coolers on it
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Post by TomServo » Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:56 pm

I imagine it could be done..but think of the mildew. Like playing used bag pipes.
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Post by otakup0pe » Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:07 pm

TomServo wrote:I witnessed a yurt explode last year. Poorly built, or shitty material..I can't say. But, it was fun mooping that mini disaster.
I want to hear more about the exploding hexayurt. I saw just as much polyiso board blowing through the outskirts of town last year I did pieces of tents and shade structures.

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