Savannah wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:God finally got a ticket. He's pretty excited as you can imagine.
Oh, GREAT. God always looks at me with big puppy eyes, and is all like . . . "Can I have one of your iced coffees? Pleeease. I don't wanna bike all the way to Center Camp. It takes me seven seconds."
Then he causes an 8-hour whiteout.
And it's like, YouDammit.
Jesus H. X-mas, i'm surrounded by Monotheists...