The Bar

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:51 pm

Yeah, hang on Nipples. Fresh pot coming up. Cream? Sugar? Whaddya need Sensei?

What exactly is that drink a "Buttery Nipple"? That made with coffee?

pulls robe a little tighter around body

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:54 pm

yes.....................
I'll have some coffee too Mam......

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:58 pm

That's what I like; a little respect. Cowboy Angel you probably want it black?

Now, Buckethead, what's this with your mom? I certainly hope your mother didn't dress like this in bars. Now get over here for your spanking.

sips stale coffee

It's never too early for a little discipline.

Fresh coffee's almost up. Anybody need a little extra eye opener innit?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:06 pm

Thanks for the coffee.
Ummm. fresh!

~reaches over bar & under to fridge, replaces one quart bottle of milk~

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:08 pm

black's fine or ...a...... red as in redsox

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:19 pm

Arrgh. I have to go for awhile.

Thanks for the coffee, Sobretta!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:23 pm

cowboyangel wrote:hi BA she's cute and she's from Kryptonite

Howdy pardner. Well, if she's from Kryptonite or Krypton then we're not related, I guess.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:25 pm

Oh lordy, discipline. Well, it's about time someone dusted off GE's cuffs. But I haven't done anything. Wah.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:25 pm

Thanks for stopping by Nipples.

What's red coffee, Cowboy?

Boy, I really should be running along to do some work. My boa constrictor hasn't been cooperating lately and we need some quality time.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:28 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Oh lordy, discipline. Well, it's about time someone dusted off GE's cuffs. But I haven't done anything. Wah.

Oh, a crybaby. You don't like spankings? O.K. your punishment is that you don't get any.

Coffee's apparently working.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:31 pm

Wah wah WAH.

Hey. You know what's freakin' sweet? Not having so many Portland-Seattle types hanging around The Bar for once. Hmmm, they're off camping somewhere. More of Tisha's wholesome trip. I wonder what's the weather's doing up there. Maybe I'd better stroll over and check.

Speaking of check. I never got the check from last night's bottle of '48 Cheval-Blanc. Not that I remember who I drank it with anyway. Better go look for it now.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:33 pm

$1,499 plus tip!?!

Holy fucking sheee-it.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:55 pm

{belch!}

Thanks, bucket. I'm not even gonna say nothin' 'bout that Portland-Seattle remark you made... Until I reprint it in "Sensei's E-Playa Week in Review". Elitist bastard. Still, you have pretty good taste in booze, so we'll put up with ya'.

Note: I finally freakin' remembered to bring up the pics with Miss Cow College Reunion Queen and she went, "Oh, shit!". She had 'em all picked out but... Anyhoo, they should be on the way soon. Yeah, right. I'll keep buggin' her.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:59 pm

And bartendress, may I have a martini?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:59 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Wah wah WAH.

Hey. You know what's freakin' sweet? Not having so many Portland-Seattle types hanging around The Bar for once. Hmmm, they're off camping somewhere. More of Tisha's wholesome trip. I wonder what's the weather's doing up there. Maybe I'd better stroll over and check.

Speaking of check. I never got the check from last night's bottle of '48 Cheval-Blanc. Not that I remember who I drank it with anyway. Better go look for it now.

ummm.... excuse me??

WTF, mate?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:07 pm

GE are you winking at us or do you have somethin stuck in your eye or is that a knowing semi-smirk....do you need your afflicted eye kissed up?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:18 pm

I picked up my potter's wheel today....

time to make a space in the room off the garage for my studio...

and a fine Rolling Rock beverage please.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:21 pm

Ah, Latrobe's finest. I loves me some '33. Doesn't Pennzoil also come from there? I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:21 pm

spin baby spin! round and round the potter's wheel goes spin dreams into fired forms ya...Jäger fer me.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:24 pm

het sensei....is this you?
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/daily/as37

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:55 pm

*extends probe up from under the heap o' shit he's in with the P-S mafia*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

Uh, sorry. I thought y'all wern't looking. (I'd use a smiley face or something, but that's not my bag.)

][major gear-shift ahead][

Freaky day on the homefront for this elitist bastard. Both girls have colds and my sister-in-law has told her husband that she wants to bag it. They have a daugther the same age as my oldest. Big fucking bummer. Says she isn't attracted to him anymore. Sorry to bring this kind of shit up on a night such as this, but hell, if you can't talk about this stuff in The Bar, where can you talk about it? Well, maybe the fuck thread, but to be honest, it's not mine to say fuck about, really. My sweetie and I have been going through some shit, too, but nothing like this. I just got the 4-month-old to fall asleep and when the older one's snoozing, I am going to grab a Tecate in the can and stew a while on this thread.

Oh, and I did some more field-testing on GE's lippie: very few cranberries in the bog this year; lips perfect.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:03 pm

Who's pourin' today? Keee-rist the service is s-l-o-w... Still waiting for that Rolling Rock...

And you GOTTA keep it up with the Sea-Por mafia bit. The Cow College Twins will go ballistic.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:05 pm

A No. 33 for Sensei. Bottle of cough medicine for cowboy. I'll have a splash of Jameson's.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:07 pm

cowboyangel wrote:GE are you winking at us or do you have somethin stuck in your eye or is that a knowing semi-smirk....do you need your afflicted eye kissed up?

Hey, if you're dealing out kisses, count me in!!

Oh, and BHA: I reiterate:

buckethead alien wrote:

Wah wah WAH.

Hey. You know what's freakin' sweet? Not having so many Portland-Seattle types hanging around The Bar for once. Hmmm, they're off camping somewhere. More of Tisha's wholesome trip. I wonder what's the weather's doing up there. Maybe I'd better stroll over and check.

Speaking of check. I never got the check from last night's bottle of '48 Cheval-Blanc. Not that I remember who I drank it with anyway. Better go look for it now.

ummm.... excuse me??

WTF, mate?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:07 pm

Sensei wrote:
And you GOTTA keep it up with the Sea-Por mafia bit. The Cow College Twins will go ballistic.

Oh yeah, that's a really good idea. You want to send me the Kevlar flack suit you had on the other day first? But I love the Cow College thing. Mooooooo, baby.

This evening I want something spicy.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:12 pm

Geez, this is embarrassing... I didn't think one of them would show up.

Uh, not to change the subject or anything (he said, changing the subject) but I think it would be a good time to mention how lovely and adorable both geekster and his daughter looked in the fish-face pic. Loved it, geekster. What a doll.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:12 pm

Ouch!!

Okay, I get the picture.

I'll just be over here crying in my beer...

(cowboy, that kiss still available? I think I might need it after tonight...)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:13 pm

Here ya go, buckethead ...

5 oz Gin
1 oz Vermouth
15 drops Tabasco sauce

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:14 pm

geekster wrote:Here ya go, buckethead ...

5 oz Gin
1 oz Vermouth
15 drops Tabasco sauce

Perfect!

And for you, GE, I hope this cheers you up:

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:15 pm

She is my little sweetheart, Sensei. At this moment she is dancing and singing and wearing this princess dress-up thing we found at a thrift shop while looking for playa wear.