The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[AntiM]

I love every fucko out there. Even the annoying ones. I just dont' want them in my camp.

It is a big playa out there. Big universe. Just scooch over.

[Simon of the Playa]

Lord Knows Pink Jesus tricks people all the time with his Coconut Bliss and his Cult of Hugging.



next thing you know you're wearing pink leggings, spinning hula hoops and feeding the poor in san diego.

[tattoogoddess]

We have a "terrible" problem with overzealous Christians at Mardi Gras every year. I mean, they have every right to be there but they bring bull horns and blare their hate messages to the annoyance of the happy masses. We have a couple of Mardi Gras "Walking Crews" that for years have made their focus be to inconvenience the bullhorn Christians. Crew of Frog is the most notable, they carry their own bull horns and when they encounter a bullhorn Christian disturbing the happy masses, they stand right next to them and bullhorn "Blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah" over and over again until the Christians move one. They always get a cheer from the crowd.

Now if those people showed up with a costume and a smile, they could probably talk to other revelers and perhaps even get some real message of love across, but that is not their modus operandi.

You hit the nail on the head.

[Savannah]

Lord Knows Pink Jesus tricks people all the time with his Coconut Bliss and his Cult of Hugging.



next thing you know you're wearing pink leggings, spinning hula hoops and feeding the poor in san diego.

That would be an improvement on my morning . . .

[Aurelia]

the real question is
Are the cookies delicious ?

jeez Figgy , so what ..handle it
obnoxious is sometimes important
I manage to be a happy sparkleponie too

[Martiena]

I love every fucko out there. Even the annoying ones. I just dont' want them in my camp.

It is a big playa out there. Big universe. Just scooch over.

If only we all thought that way...

[tattoogoddess]

I did talk to her and she said it was mostly a joke, they are a group who is going out there to talk about Jesus if people want to. But they won't be running around with bullhorns and all that jazz. I told her what she posted kinda rubbed some people the wrong way and she knew this. She said she got a lot of hate mail about it. She got that people didn't get the joke and has now sense edited it or is editing is as nothing is on the page she seems like a sweet girl though who just made a mistake.

[Canoe]

Yeah. I'd say that planing to deceive people to lure them into your tent is a mistake.

Along with claiming "found out witches were coming and taking kids back to their camps and reciting curses on them."

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Burning Man has been infiltrated by scientologists, not christians.









Proof.....i saw John travolta getting a handy at jiffy lube.

[H.G.Crosby]

so if your nanny is a man is it a Manny?

[Ugly Dougly]

We have a "terrible" problem with overzealous Christians at Mardi Gras every year. I mean, they have every right to be there but they bring bull horns and blare their hate messages to the annoyance of the happy masses. We have a couple of Mardi Gras "Walking Crews" that for years have made their focus be to inconvenience the bullhorn Christians. Crew of Frog is the most notable, they carry their own bull horns and when they encounter a bullhorn Christian disturbing the happy masses, they stand right next to them and bullhorn "Blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah" over and over again until the Christians move one. They always get a cheer from the crowd.

Now if those people showed up with a costume and a smile, they could probably talk to other revelers and perhaps even get some real message of love across, but that is not their modus operandi.

You hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, I once lived in Ashland. That little town had the rulingest Halloween parade. Well, guess who showed up and ruined it?

[ygmir]

We have a "terrible" problem with overzealous Christians at Mardi Gras every year. I mean, they have every right to be there but they bring bull horns and blare their hate messages to the annoyance of the happy masses. We have a couple of Mardi Gras "Walking Crews" that for years have made their focus be to inconvenience the bullhorn Christians. Crew of Frog is the most notable, they carry their own bull horns and when they encounter a bullhorn Christian disturbing the happy masses, they stand right next to them and bullhorn "Blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah" over and over again until the Christians move one. They always get a cheer from the crowd.

Now if those people showed up with a costume and a smile, they could probably talk to other revelers and perhaps even get some real message of love across, but that is not their modus operandi.

You hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, I once lived in Ashland. That little town had the rulingest Halloween parade. Well, guess who showed up and ruined it?

Larry "Bud" Melman?

[tattoogoddess]

Along with claiming "found out witches were coming and taking kids back to their camps and reciting curses on them."

Oh yeah sorry, that was me last year. Tink was pretty pissed.

[tattoogoddess]

We have a "terrible" problem with overzealous Christians at Mardi Gras every year. I mean, they have every right to be there but they bring bull horns and blare their hate messages to the annoyance of the happy masses. We have a couple of Mardi Gras "Walking Crews" that for years have made their focus be to inconvenience the bullhorn Christians. Crew of Frog is the most notable, they carry their own bull horns and when they encounter a bullhorn Christian disturbing the happy masses, they stand right next to them and bullhorn "Blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah" over and over again until the Christians move one. They always get a cheer from the crowd.

Now if those people showed up with a costume and a smile, they could probably talk to other revelers and perhaps even get some real message of love across, but that is not their modus operandi.

You hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, I once lived in Ashland. That little town had the rulingest Halloween parade. Well, guess who showed up and ruined it?

The pot heads or the escorts? Not to many others left there.
My money is on the escorts.

[Ugly Dougly]

Nah, the Born Agains. After they hit town, that was the last Halloween parade.

BREAKING NEWS:
DPW has a new machine in case the playa is too fluffy this year.

[goathead]

We have a "terrible" problem with overzealous Christians at Mardi Gras every year. I mean, they have every right to be there but they bring bull horns and blare their hate messages to the annoyance of the happy masses. We have a couple of Mardi Gras "Walking Crews" that for years have made their focus be to inconvenience the bullhorn Christians. Crew of Frog is the most notable, they carry their own bull horns and when they encounter a bullhorn Christian disturbing the happy masses, they stand right next to them and bullhorn "Blah blah blah... blah blah blah blah blah" over and over again until the Christians move one. They always get a cheer from the crowd.

Now if those people showed up with a costume and a smile, they could probably talk to other revelers and perhaps even get some real message of love across, but that is not their modus operandi.

You hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, I once lived in Ashland. That little town had the rulingest Halloween parade. Well, guess who showed up and ruined it?

Laughing Forest?

[geospyder]

They should come to the Christmas Parade in Virginia City. One float will have Santa, the next will be sponsored by the Mustang Ranch with a number of the working girls riding it followed by a high school marching band. Quite a unique Christmas parade A group of us meet at the Bucket of Blood Saloon every year just before the parade - snow permitting.

[Ugly Dougly]

They'll find it. You will be saved whether you like it or not.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

seriously.

[Ugly Dougly]

The new number six.

[theCryptofishist]

Simon isn't actually spending all week at Circus Circus. Turns out that he's coming back to the playa (by plane) to sleep every day.

[Simon of the Playa]

actually, i've decided to walk to the site.

[tattoogoddess]

This is not a rumor.... Holly Madison will be there


Rumor that is most liked true... Paris hilton will be with her, ick

[Sham]

As long as they stay incognito, things will be fine. When they start flitting around with the arrogant "look at me" attitude, then it becomes ugly. A little bit of masking goes a long way on the playa.

[AntiM]

If I cared, I'd have to google Holly Madison. Luckily, I don't care. I hope she has a terrific burn, and gets it, whoever or whatever she is.

[trilobyte]

Just say no to celebugossip zombie culture, it will enrich your life.

[Simon of the Playa]

i have no idea who holly madison is, but i sure would love to meet Dolly Madison...

[AntiM]

Cake?

[Roberto Dobbisano]

hummina hummina, she's the bees knees...

[Zhust]

New for this year: Pervuncular Sparkle Bronies.

Hint: you'll be happier if you don't Google.