The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:16 pm

Blech.

football.

sheesh. You really don't pay attention, do you? Sports, me no likey.

although seeing the stadium bearing my (real) last name is cheerful....

No. On second though, that was just me being optimistic.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:19 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Blech.

football.

sheesh. You really don't pay attention, do you? Sports, me no likey.

Yeah. NO kidding. I was trying to be funny. Can this be my Alice buddy talking?

How about this. Can you talk to us about what kind of world domination y'all were involved with there?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:21 pm

Oh, boo-hoo for G.E.! I'm just pickin' a fight in anticipation of seeing you (LIVE AND IN PERSON) Monday night. That is, if you're not a sock. (POW!). Man, I can't stop...

And bring a lip balm for Sensei, please. I'll bring one of mine for you. I actually commission this girl I work with to make me some to give away at BM. She makes it from scratch and I've only gotten rave reviews on it.

We can do a taste test to see how each of ours tastes on the other person...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:24 pm

Oh, I see. Sensei, you're just trying to increase the tension, so when we meet, we'll have something to talk about. I see.

(I make my lippie from scratch too)

Could you guys just pick on someone else? I mean, I can't tolerate both being picked on here, AND having a brazillian wax today... I'm more than a little sensative....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:25 pm

Sensei wrote:Oh, boo-hoo for G.E.! I'm just pickin' a fight in anticipation of seeing you (LIVE AND IN PERSON) Monday night. That is, if you're not a sock. (POW!). Man, I can't stop...

And bring a lip balm for Sensei, please. I'll bring one of mine for you. I actually commission this girl I work with to make me some to give away at BM. She makes it from scratch and I've only gotten rave reviews on it.

We can do a taste test to see how each of ours tastes on the other person...

Can I cry in my beer, now?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:26 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: AND having a brazillian wax today... I'm more than a little sensative....

Now I am going to cry in your beer, too.

Wah.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:27 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:... I can't tolerate both being picked on here, AND having a brazillian wax today... I'm more than a little sensative....

* Snorts Rolling Rock out the nose *

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:28 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: I mean, I can't tolerate both being picked on here, AND having a brazillian wax today... I'm more than a little sensative....

Yeah, I remember the first time I ever had one. I scheduled it for in the morning on my way in to work. Silly me. From now on it is like on a Wednesday night.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:28 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
Sensei wrote:Oh, boo-hoo for G.E.! I'm just pickin' a fight in anticipation of seeing you (LIVE AND IN PERSON) Monday night. That is, if you're not a sock. (POW!). Man, I can't stop...

And bring a lip balm for Sensei, please. I'll bring one of mine for you. I actually commission this girl I work with to make me some to give away at BM. She makes it from scratch and I've only gotten rave reviews on it.

We can do a taste test to see how each of ours tastes on the other person...
Can I cry in my beer, now?

Yeah, see? Being a part of the sea-por mafia has it's perks!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:28 pm

Post 4000 coming up tonight.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:31 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
Sensei wrote:Oh, boo-hoo for G.E.! I'm just pickin' a fight in anticipation of seeing you (LIVE AND IN PERSON) Monday night. That is, if you're not a sock. (POW!). Man, I can't stop...

And bring a lip balm for Sensei, please. I'll bring one of mine for you. I actually commission this girl I work with to make me some to give away at BM. She makes it from scratch and I've only gotten rave reviews on it.

We can do a taste test to see how each of ours tastes on the other person...
Can I cry in my beer, now?
Yeah, see? Being a part of the sea-por mafia has it's perks!

Yeah, exactly.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:34 pm

M'kay. It's been swell, being the focus of all this adoringly positive attention an' all, but I need to eat (and rub some lovely lotion on my newly bared skin.... ahhh, too bad no one's here to help me.... that'll teach you for bein' mean...)

What does 4000 put us at? Page-wise, I mean...

Have a good night, all. Geekie, good to see you. cowboy, maybe I'll get that kiss Monday...? BHA and Sensei, well, I'll talk to you two later.

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buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:36 pm

Bye GE. Good luck with that Brazillian. Sheesh. Shoot me now.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:36 pm

-helitack steps into the bar coverered with dust and blood-

Could I have a Shiner Bock please?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:38 pm

Night GE ... always nice to see you too. Have fun!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:42 pm

She's worse than Rian, if you can imagine such a thing... I can't. Guess we'll have to wait and see...

A full report will be filed, that I assure you.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:46 pm

Alright Sensei, go easy. I gotta take my older off to bed. Maybe I'll be back in later.

Yo Helitack, have a cold one on me.

- Bucket

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:46 pm

ouch..

sheesh...

what'd I do???

YOU were the one who was badmouthing me... (well, both of us, actually)... and I just happened upon your coversation...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:50 pm

Why thank you for the cold one, I think I would like a shooter of El Tesoro too, Bartender?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:51 pm

G'night Bucket. We'll keep a seat open.

Now, Miss Guin, You know Sensei loves you; why I just 'crushed' you just the other day... Fightin', lovin'; their remarkably similar - I learned that from cats.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:52 pm

I hate it when I say 'their' when I clearly meant 'they're'. Or vice-versa.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:00 pm

...hi...i'm not really here...i'm at work...there's a show here tonight...and Glynda is here visiting me (see page, um, 2 - i think)...so i'm just saying hi!! and i miss you guys...and Glynda says HI! too...and holy fuck!! 266 pages??? 3000 posts!!!! Somebody better do something really fucking cool for #3000!!!...have a great night all!!...*SMOOCH*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:51 pm

Ummm, tish, honey? Did you mean to say 4000? Cuz we passed 3000 a while ago...

and Sensei, I prefer making love to making war... I'm kinda sensitive... but I forgive you...

See you on Monday!

(still can't believe I get to actually meet youse guys)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:57 pm

Oh. I had wanted to point this out:

Iowa is populated mainly by hog farmers. Not cattle farmers. So, although Cow College Twins has such a lovely ring to it, it's less than accurate.

for the record.

now......as you were.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:03 pm

Yeah, 'Swine Sisters' Sorority' just doesn't ring...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:05 pm

Sensei wrote:Yeah, 'Swine Sisters' Sorority' just doesn't ring...

No, it doesn't

(Thank fucking christ.)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:07 pm

I'm off to watch a movie, I think. Beer, movie, snuggling... ahh, saturday nights.

Sensei, have a great night. Kiss kiss, love. (I think that means that I'm done being bitter at you...... for now...)

If geekie stops in later, tell him I said bye, again. I miss that cat!

ciao, bellas...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:08 pm

I'll have a beer. Get it for me will ya' honey? (Belch).

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:10 pm

Ok, so much for pickin' a fight with G.E. I think she's riled enough.
Note to self: check to make sure health insurance is up to date.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:14 pm

Sensei wrote:I'll have a beer. Get it for me will ya' honey? (Belch).

oh, and I'm going to ASSUME that this was directed at one of the other bar patrons....

for your health and wellbeing....