The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:32 am

La La La

Hey hi there ho there...coffee's ready. Actual Java. Not too bad.

*rummage rummage*

We're missing the milk again. Damn that Nipples.

Congrats all, especially Tisha2, for the 4000th post. Nice work.

tisha2 wrote:So, what i wanna know is...(should be posting on 'Married Horndogs'...) how are all y'all married folk hanging out on eplaya flirting with virtual bartenders/cocktail waitresses and not getting busted????

Isn't this what goes on in real bars?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:16 am

tisha2 wrote:hhhmmmmmmmm........."101 Interesting Things To Do With Rope".......

i knew i should have done better with knot tying in Boy Scouts.

hmmmm, rope, knots and young nubiles

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:42 am

Sorry I was late, I was late, for a very important date!

~picks up empty quart jar, expresses milk to fill line~

Freaking deliver milk here ONE TIME, and all the sudden I'm expected regular.

Um. Had a too fun night Friday.. recovered all day Saturday.
Felt like Danny "I'm too old for this" Glover!

Good news is I did not make it one full year celibate*! Jury is still out on if that means I'm in "love", still.

Gotta go....

*there was the Brandy Norwood lookalike hooker in Vegas, but that was just a bj and they do not count.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:52 am

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:15 am

tisha2 wrote:]hhhmmmmmmmm........."101 Interesting Things To Do With Rope".......

Velcro is the ticket. No markings, comfortable, quick release and makes for a great cock ring.

Whoa!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:24 pm

Afternoon all! congrats, Tish. 4000 big ones... kisses all over you...

and you too, Cowboy. thanks for those kisses last night... nice and sloppy! Just the way I like 'em.

Tish, honey, I won't be here Monday night. I already have a date with some of these lovely barflies in Seattle. I'll take a rain check, though, and catch up on Tuesday morning... (I'll probably even bring my sin, too)

How is everyone today?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:01 pm

Hey, just popping in and out to say keep a barstool warm for me, please. I am going to hear some local politicos debate and will certainly need a stiff one thereafter. Better yet, someone tell Jeb in the back to crank up the still.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:11 pm

having a cold rolling rock... got half the studio cleared, grabbed some clay, threw a cylinder for a mug and another for a planter... getting back into the swing...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:44 pm

*Sound of old Dodge driving up outside.... truck door slamming.... silence... truck door slamming again... silence.... loud cursing... truck door kicked shut.... tall dark stranger walks into the bar... oh, wait... that's just Sam. He walks up and puts his hands on the hardwood bar top and stares at the mirror... silence... and then*
Could I get a Shirley Temple Absenthe... and a Glenlivit for Woodrow... it's been a busy weekend
*Someone pops out of his pants*
Hey! It's me! Great weekend! I got to watch the man burn! I waved at the chicks and they waved back! I would have like to have stayed longer (... actually, I am longer!) but Chickenshit tucked me back in! Party Pooper!...
*Sam just stands there, dazed, covered in Playa dust that has turned to mud*
... I think we'll just have those over at the table... thanks....
*Wanders over to the table, dragging a megaphone, wrapped in an "Elway" "7" jersey, behind him, collapses into chair, passes out from fatigue*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:55 pm

Yaaay!! Welcome back, Sam...sounds like you need a decom from the decom!

I want stories!!!
All I did was get way too drunk 2 nights in a row...now my hangover has a hangover...

Joel! now yer throwing clay?! That is so hot.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:50 pm

Hey, Tisha.... sorry... I fell asleep at your table. It was a long 24 hours. Our camp (which actually was in the best fucking location on the property) was on a direct line from the speakers from the techno dance camp up the hill. I was able to listen all the way to eight o' clock this morning with no interuption. Sleep? Naw, I've given it up.

Plus, it was wet.

Plus it was cold.

But, all the minor stuff aside, the Burning of the Man was great! I'll try to post a picture (as soon as I figure out how to get mine on the web). The Man hung in there until the end, even though he had rockets and roman candles firing from the area around his feet right into his crotch. Dunno' if that was planned or not, looked painful, though. Oh, yeah, and rockets rococheting off his umbrella (Hey, it was raining) into the crowd. THAT was fun! Rian, Jason, Rob and I were hanging out together, shouting incomprehensible gibberish through Rob's Official Yahoo Megaphone. Can you imaging Rob yelling "Show me your Tits" in a freezing cold field at night after a rain? Well, he was shown some tits! He said it was five, Rian said it was nine... but I don't do math, so I dunno' who was right. It was Priceless...

Oh, and Woodrow came out and waved to all his fans... It was a Kodak moment, but thank God, nobody took any pictures. (I think he was a little tipsy). He's sleeping now, which is what I plan on doing next... can you say "Beat-ass-tired"?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:00 pm

Sounds a lot like my day, eh.

~dips hot-toddie from kettle in fireplace~

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:06 pm

woaha dudes am I seeing double or somethin with the new Sam and nipple avatars????
Cowboyangel soon off to services again

someone's wife is a baseball widow around here.......oh well....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:30 pm

nipples wrote:Sounds a lot like my day, eh.

~dips hot-toddie from kettle in fireplace~

There's somethin' familiar lookin' 'bout you, stranger....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:36 pm

no Sam say it ain't so, say it ain't so...you ain't a multiple sock puppet thing are ya??????

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:40 pm

The only sock I use is on my Woodrow.... Honest.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:43 pm

ok then whaz up wid the avatars?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:44 pm

Bored today here is some entertainment......

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/30 ... aphic1.swf

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:47 pm

In honor of Decom....

Rain Man

1 1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
3/4 oz. Melon Liqueur
4 oz. Orange Juice

Shake with ice and pour into a parfait glass filled with ice.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:48 pm

cowboyangel wrote:ok then whaz up wid the avatars?

I think 'someone' is yankin' our cranks.... or pinching our nipples. Honest... Nipples and I are two different people, in two different bodies; period.

That is a good pose though, don't you think?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:50 pm

Sandwichman wrote:In honor of Decom....

Rain Man

1 1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
3/4 oz. Melon Liqueur
4 oz. Orange Juice

Shake with ice and pour into a parfait glass filled with ice.

Set me up, Jason, but hold the ice... I'm just thawing out now...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:51 pm

samtzu wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:ok then whaz up wid the avatars?
I think 'someone' is yankin' our cranks.... or pinching our nipples. Honest... Nipples and I are two different people, in two different bodies; period.

That is a good pose though, don't you think?

Sam was at Decom while Nipples was online posting so I think the main Nipper One is yanking a few chains or ropes or pulleys.

Time for recovery. Cannot wait to see all the Seattle people at SeaCom.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:57 pm

Thanks, Sandwichman... oh, and how's this for a Rain Man Avatar?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:59 pm

It might be less confusing if you just thought of us as One.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:03 pm

Thanks, Nipples... I'll let you hold down the table while I skip out on the tab... and I'd leave you Woodrow, but he sleeping right now, and nobody wants him to wake up.

Oh, and, could you please pinch Tisha on the ass for me? She loves it when I do that...

I'm just going to stand outside with my umbrella for awhile...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:16 pm

samtzu wrote:Thanks, Sandwichman... oh, and how's this for a Rain Man Avatar?

The avatar is great. I think it was fucking wonderful watching everyone about dive for cover when the mans head exploded with the ferocity of a half stick of dynamite. I do think they pulled the man down way to early they should have let him topple of his own will. It felt really good to be involved with this event the staff was amazing and very easy to deal with even in times of high stress. And thank you Sam, Rian, and Rob for checking out our live show in the barn. I love being able to share my music with people.

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:16 pm

~in best Cameron Diaz, Something About Mary voice~

Just fucking with you!

Anyways, our freind Serendipity suggested the change of clothes, being handy & all.

~in best Jim Carey, Batman & Robin voice~

Was that over the top?! I can never tell!

Having trouble with my BOUNDRIES lately. Saw a good flick today, speaking of boundries. Called "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not". French, subtitles. Loaned to me by Fridays freind.... oh crap!

Seriously though, I am not Sam, no Sam I am, I am not Sam inside a can, could not be Sam in Elway tram...... for I am nipples, king of Siam!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:24 pm

Harvey Two-Face

The trauma was powerful enough to force his alternate personality to dominate, and left Harvey in a state where right and wrong no longer held any meaning.

(source)
http://wf.toonzone.net/WF/batman/bios/villains/dent/

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:26 pm

Alrighty then, is that enough entertainment to pay for my beer tonight, or must I dance, too?!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:29 pm

nipples wrote:Alrighty then, is that enough entertainment to pay for my beer tonight, or must I dance, too?!

For your beer I think we must break out the clamps and put your namesake to the test. It is pass or fail and if you fail....well you'll know next time better than stealing someones avatar.