Birginooberz..The New Class remeadial principles

[CitizenRandom]

You know what the problem is with you young kids today..you fresh washed dirtless hippys on my lawn...HEY! HIPPY PUT DOWN YOUR FUCKING I PHONEY and focus!! HEY! what the fuck is THAT ? A ...feather and bead cher out fit off e-bay?
Hey.. if youd stop askin us all these questions you might actually experience th...HEY!! This IS A PRIVATE AREA!!? What do you mean? you want to watch your feed on your IPad of the 49er game...What...where the fuck is that Prius going? Hey THATS THE ESPLINADE?!! No I don't KNOW where you can get some LUNCH. I, sure you are hungry..what drink do you want? wheres your CUP?
are those your butts there? No? but you smoke..oh they are someone elses..would you pick those up? You don't have a tin? Why? What do you mean you weren't told you HAD to bring a tin...no..don't throw them in the blue room..are you nuts? I didn't Buy this necklace No..it was made and a gift from..what did I trade for it? I don't understand the question...um excuse me but do you think you could quit drawing on my breasts..yes radical self expression- I don't ..no..self means you...paint your own genitals then..Oh...so you think..that dust angels are really soul stiring passage into the gates of our forbidden city- and then YOU pulled into camp-hit your slide out and showered -changing into a fresh tshirt with a Tinkerbell on it...ooo yes the camp stylist do a great job weaving tinsel into your hair..its so shiney..no your actual hair...ITS SHINEY...You bought your art car too? for a bargain on e-bay for just 12000 really? and its a ...Absolute Vodka bottle ...how cool..whats it made from..Vodka..hilarious..really. You don't know? ! seriously huh? Is that Daft Punk on loop? 40 hrs of Daft Punk? OH and SOME Katy Perry...well yes to break up the mix. of coarse.. yes your bike is amazing..its its got the same bike bell as mine that's weird...hey DID YOU PAINT MY BIKE and ..what the fuck do you mean YOU..Didn't KNOW it was MINE?! Was it yours? no it wasn't so WHAT MEANS YOU CAN JUST..you thought bikes in the rack were free...?are you gonna leave all this garbage in bags here ? What about the rest of your camp materials..like this couch and the engine block? Your gifting it to the DPW? so they can fix it up and sell it for money to give a free ticket to some Birginoober whose never been before? Oh..and only IF THEY stop saying mean stuff like Fuck your Day...cuz tha.... huh? It isn't very burningmanish?!! or nice to people...? they should be nice and take consideration of the people who are new and don't know how to do ALL this yet..OFFER THEM help setting up their grade water pools so the playa doesn't get all muddy. ?? That's grey water... wheres Larry Harvin? Who is Maid Mary ANN? No..asking me to hold your beer can that's empty and then running away IS NOT a Prank OF EPIC PROPORTIONS...

Birginooberz not qualified virgins..no prep- no research..no backround . So arrogant they renamed them selves and emilinated the fraternal but smack of passage for wallowing around in the duft pack soil in their street clothes fresh from theyre Camp America RV or their UHAUL truck packed with a private bar..they even argue that they have been traveling a long way- since like Sausalito! and they like really really don't want to get dirt all in their new shirt- its a polo...it cost like 145 bucks ..where is the closest bathroom with a sink, they are akll sticky and want to wash their hands...

Does it get like REAL HOT? Really? Really Real real hot?

Birginooberz a class of instant burners in mass that have only the other opinions of birginooberz about what a great time it was or the retold 3 degree separator stories they heard from a friend of a guy this chick whose cool was fucking after hooking up on facebook ,,,
No familiarity with e-playa uses the fb bm pages to get info and be told HOW to do it all...and always starts with Hi um like Im a birgin newbie and I have a question...the difference between is that we were virgins..and it was a time to prove our survival...
The hybrid wording is not an tradition

If we bemoan the spirit of the Burn being weakened and depleated- Beiged out..then it is for not insisting on maintaining the elements of tradion that we experienced. Keep the Burns integrity . Stream new fish prospecting for virgin status to the Burningman web site and provide structural layers of paired down knowledge to start them out- The site provides little modified reading for our "special Short bus " class.. These free range hyperartivity predCOOLers are not getting the experience because we wont provide it and then we bitch that it all is going to hell..

Its like saying your painting sucks because your new paint came in a tube instead of a bottle..who makes the choises? who does the work? Who provides quality control? Common little red hens....lets figure out the rocket science..do it for Joen From

[ygmir]

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[bluesbob]

That's a very long post. I'll just wait for the movie.

[lemur]

voted best post today.

[Eric]

You know, between the completely ... unique ... sentence construction, the stream-of-consciousness style of posting (from a consciousness I don't quite grasp), the original spelling choices (a very Rainbow freedom from societal spelling constraints), and the sheer length of this post, I have no idea what is being said. I think it's a anti-newbie, Burnier-Than-Thou screed, but for all I know it's a screen play for the next My Little Pony movie.

[lemur]

i will translate.


the first part is about newcomers to burning man being a bit misinformed about the stuff that goes on, along with, of course, them being a bit overwelmed and having a bit of "ADD" about it all ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_ ... y_disorder )

the next part is about how the newcomers nowadays are a bit less informed than the ones of the past, i.e. "us"

the third part is about how these newcomers think that just going to burning man makes them 'burners', partly due to the confusion of what a 'burner' actually is

and the final part is saying that if we think that these new people to burning man arent good enough, its our fault (the 'our' being the experienced vets who know a thing or two about a thing or two) for not teaching them, and guiding them properly....


in summation its saying this: its yer own damned fault, if you want better newcomers: make them better.

[Elderberry]

i will translate


in summation its saying this: its yer own damned fault, if you want better newcomers: make them better.

Why didn't they just say that?!

[lemur]

because its more fun this way!!

[graidawg]

i was hoping Eric was right about the my little pony fan flic

[Aurelia]

Jeez then Citizen Random, tell about you .. how do you feel today ?
I mean that in a remedial sense

[oneeyeddick]

I dare you to ask her to split it down the middle and give you the left half.

[MyDearFriend]

Well, this just proves that ePlaya is the best place in the world for Entertainingly Impromptu Literature.

[some seeing eye]

Well played. Even though I'm all for festivals, I much prefer this for a BM literary style than the festival speak of Caveat Magister and others. Somewhat Hunter S.

[Aurelia]

Yes
new fav

[DrewDubious]

I dunno... I'm a virgin this year but I will be attending with an old salt who has 15 years of BM under his kilt. But TBH, there is so much advice for virgin burners available on the interwebs (youtube, looking at you) that anyone who gets to BM and still has absolutely no idea on whats going on or how to "do it right" to some degree, is a result of their own willful ignorance