The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:15 pm

~scribbles on napkin, stuffs in mannequins' breast pocket as leaving~

deny me once more
before mourning cock
fulfill prophecy

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:23 pm

I Believe! I Believe! Nipples exists He is real and alive in the world today!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:29 pm

I think it is time for a bit of tea to heal up a bit. A weekend of rain and alcohol and incoherent babbling definitely have worn me down.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:32 pm

Don't put to many mushrooms in that tea now.
It won't help in your recovery

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:44 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Don't put to many mushrooms in that tea now.
It won't help in your recovery

No shroomies for me. I am a good boy ask anyone who has met me.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:12 pm

Oops! I forgot to give props to Jesus Christ.

He is my Brother, and He likes to laugh, too.

Peter oh Peter
i guess that is my namesake
feeling badly still

though now i say loud
Jesus Christ is my Brother
wake me for i sleep

~nipples passes for a heretic in crowded quiet bar~

It feels like that, as though I am asleep. I truly do not know whom I am.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:22 pm

I think I've heard this one. You tell us between you and your brother know it all and can do it all and to almost any request to demonstrate this you say oh my brother knows that oh my brother can do that.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:40 pm

Yo.

If I may suggest a theme tonight...

It's "Say Something Weird to Sensei Night".

Trust me.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:47 pm

Evenin' kids!

I like it, Lydia. I'm in.

Anyone need a drink?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:51 pm

Thank you, tisha2, I'd likea scotch & water on ice since you are up and all.

I almost called you tisha early-on, but then thought of it phonetically.... tishatu.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:55 pm

nipples wrote:Thank you, tisha2, I'd likea scotch & water on ice since you are up and all.

I almost called you tisha early-on, but then thought of it phonetically.... tishatu.

...tishatu...i *like* it! Fits right in with the somewhat eastern theme in names around here...Samtzu, Sensei, tishatu...mmmm....makes me want hot sake...

Scotch & water, rocks for the handsome stranger...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:56 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Yo.

If I may suggest a theme tonight...

It's "Say Something Weird to Sensei Night".

Trust me.

I can oblige that one.......

And it is bartenders choice so pour away... anything but Olympia

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:02 pm

Thank you!

~clanks some sweet swag on bar, looks for bunny suit settles for corner seat!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:02 pm

~...corner seat ~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:03 pm

~curses thick finger on left hand~

paps · Post by **paps** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:06 pm

That's it.

You're cut off, mister!

No typographical errors in this bar!

~grasps concept of man, throws from bar~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:06 pm

Hey, look how I can move my hand!

* waves hand slowly back and forth *

Does it seem kinda bright in here to you guys? I'll have a California Cooler, please; the lime, or whatever they called the original flavor. My mouth tastes weird.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:06 pm

For Sensei ...

If we never thought we wouldn't be what it was we never thought we couldn't ... we would probably end up being what it was we never thought we wouldn't. Or am I being too negative?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:07 pm

Sandwichman wrote: And it is bartenders choice so pour away... anything but Olympia

Jason

ha ha.

how 'bout a warm PBR? oh - and here, you left some menthol cigarettes here...no one else wanted 'em... heh heh.

Let me know if you need anything over there in the corner, stranger!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:08 pm

Oh, and I think I would like a brandy please ... something cheap ... maybe a Korbel champagne brandy.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:09 pm

Sensei wrote:Hey, look how I can move my hand!

* waves hand slowly back and forth *

Does it seem kinda bright in here to you guys? I'll have a California Cooler, please; the lime, or whatever they called the original flavor. My mouth tastes weird.

Here comes Sandwichan sledding through the stoplight waving to the penguins dressed in electric heaters swarming the swimming pool with delight. Evening be good Sensei. See you at Seacom

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:09 pm

I think The Dude was just about to abide. Might have been a bit rough on him, eh?

~checks out tent flaps, finds nothing of greater interest than bar so returns~

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:10 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: And it is bartenders choice so pour away... anything but Olympia

Jason
ha ha.

how 'bout a warm PBR? oh - and here, you left some menthol cigarettes here...no one else wanted 'em... heh heh.

Let me know if you need anything over there in the corner, stranger!

Warm PBR should be good but I will leave the menthols to add some taste in your world

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:10 pm

Oh yeah. Props to The Big Lebowsky!

Can I get a sasparilla for my imaginary freind?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:11 pm

Sensei wrote:Hey, look how I can move my hand!

* waves hand slowly back and forth *

Yeah, but watch what happens when *I* look at it!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:12 pm

So, Sandwichman is gonna make Seacomp. Nice; this will be good.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:13 pm

geekster wrote:
Sensei wrote:Hey, look how I can move my hand!

* waves hand slowly back and forth *
Yeah, but watch what happens when *I* look at it!

When you look do you see through it with the clarity of a pot of week old coffee. Or is it the consistency of celophane.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:13 pm

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Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:14 pm

Sensei wrote:So, Sandwichman is gonna make Seacomp. Nice; this will be good.

First I have to recover from PDX Decom. I was gifted a wonderful little bottle of Don Julio and had about 2 liters of whiskey with me. Wow what a weekend.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:15 pm

It looks much better when we turn on the red track-lights on this side of the bar and tilt the lamps this way .... then turn on the blue lights on the other side and tilt them that way ... there!