Stop posting so much

[Ugly Dougly]

I am trying to forget how to post.

Oops. Obviously I need more practice.

[MisaBlue]

[Ugly Dougly]

HOT! THAT'S HOT!



You got me going, babe!

[theCryptofishist]

"Conference Apache" you couldn't get away with that now. Not even in France.

[goathead]

just stopping by not to post.

[Patsh]

I'm not posting from North Carolina, today, nor will I be posting from Montreal in a few days.
We'll be in Quebec with Delle by the weekend, and it's likely I won't post from there, either. We'll be having way too much fun, anyway.
Keep on not posting here, you folks, and that way nobody will get into trouble.
Meanwhile...

[ygmir]

Damnit -

My OCD makes me read all the posts on here - Everytime I clear out the little yellow flags by reading all the posts, some other asshat drops another - STOP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont bother responding to this post either. As the original author - I forbid it.

so, as we review the origins here, we may note "posting" is not forbidden.
In two clearly stated spots, we are merely forbidden to "respond" to "that" post and admonished, to not post "so much".
Vague at best.

"STOP ALREADY" clearly is aimed at people posting all over the board (since his statement regarding his OCD and reading posts, by definition, has to have occurred prior to the creation of this thread), and as such, must be construed as a general statement of disapproval, but owing to his lack of authority to stop posting on the board in general, can easily be taken as humorous rhetoric.
Knowing the OP's super good sense of humor, I believe we can extrapolate, this thread is meant as participatory humor, and we are encouraged to post as a foil, to OP's (and minion rebbi) straight man, allowing for many chuckles and guffaws, as we verbally cavort through text, as a literary experiment in unrestrained random fractal generated repartee and general statements of disrespect, combined with coherent, and not, proposals added to some manner of soft core porn.

[illy dilly]

Knowing the OP's super good sense of humor, I believe we can extrapolate, this thread is meant as participatory humor, and we are encouraged to post as a foil, to OP's (and minion rebbi) straight man, allowing for many chuckles and guffaws, as we verbally cavort through text, as a literary experiment in unrestrained random fractal generated repartee and general statements of disrespect, combined with coherent, and not, proposals added to some manner of soft core porn.

Wait, so.... We ARE supposed to talk about random stuff and post hot pictures, because the OP wants us to do what he tells us not to do?
Sounds good to me!

Did you know that one of the simplest and best ways to protect a chicken coup is by simply adding 2 or more Guinea Hens to the flock. Guinea Hens are highly protective birds that hate mice, snakes, and just about any sort of critter. In groups of 2 or 3 Guinea Hens can easily confuse and kill most snakes including large bull snakes and even diamond back rattlers. Also, the Guinea Hens will lay still lay eggs. The eggs are a little bit smaller than chicken eggs, though the egg is smaller they tend to have a larger yoke to egg white ratio.

In other words.... let hot hens deal with snakes...

[mdmf007]

EXAMPLE OF AN UNACCEPTABLE POST BELOW - NO ONE USES MY OWN WORDS IN PLACE OF MY WORDS! OR EVEN POSTS THEM TO MY THREAD.

Damnit -

My OCD makes me read all the posts on here - Everytime I clear out the little yellow flags by reading all the posts, some other asshat drops another - STOP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont bother responding to this post either. As the original author - I forbid it.

so, as we review the origins here, we may note "posting" is not forbidden.
In two clearly stated spots, we are merely forbidden to "respond" to "that" post and admonished, to not post "so much".
Vague at best.

"STOP ALREADY" clearly is aimed at people posting all over the board (since his statement regarding his OCD and reading posts, by definition, has to have occurred prior to the creation of this thread), and as such, must be construed as a general statement of disapproval, but owing to his lack of authority to stop posting on the board in general, can easily be taken as humorous rhetoric.
Knowing the OP's super good sense of humor, I believe we can extrapolate, this thread is meant as participatory humor, and we are encouraged to post as a foil, to OP's (and minion rebbi) straight man, allowing for many chuckles and guffaws, as we verbally cavort through text, as a literary experiment in unrestrained random fractal generated repartee and general statements of disrespect, combined with coherent, and not, proposals added to some manner of soft core porn.

[mdmf007]

EXAMPLE OF A POST THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSTED, BUT IS A LITTLE LESS OFFENSIVE TO ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS.

[gyre]

Nice tip on guinea chickens.
I actually want chickens, oddly enough.
Might as well have them, as the neighbor does.

Still trying to wrap around super good and extrapolate used in the same sentence.

[Patsh]

Well, it kind'a looks like I won't be posting from Hagerstown MD, right now, so I won't be able to tell you how funny it was when I just called a number, being quite sure it was My Dear Friend's number. I gleaned this number in January from the conversations leading up to the big Reno Fun Weekend...


Only two rings later, it's answered...

"Bruno's"

Too bad I won't be posting here. You guys might have gotten a kick out of that.

[gyre]

So! Gonna buy Bruno's?

[Ratty]

Too late. It sold and is being turned into a convalescent home for old hippies. (Long waiting list).

[Ugly Dougly]

[illy dilly]

Colonel Sanders at Thunder Dome?

[gyre]

Colonel Sanders canyon carving.

[Ugly Dougly]

He might be mistaken for Buckminster Fuller.
Sorry, should have posted that in teh Dome Snob thread. My bad.

[Ugly Dougly]

Please place your future posts here:

[gyre]

Get in
Sit down

[goathead]

Please place your future posts here:

not deep enough.

place them here.

[Patsh]

Please place your future posts here:

not deep enough.

place them here.

Dang.
My 85 foot flagpole is now three inches tall...
I'll have to stitch up this flag in folds to fit. Is that allowable?

(It's a dusty Jolly Roger)

[gyre]

[Ugly Dougly]

That's bad.

[illy dilly]

MDMF007 Says - This one is so acceptable I used my mod powers to say so - you may pass.

[Ratty]

You are getting sleeeeepy. You can't keep your eyes open. Now do as I say.................

[penguin]

Old mdmf007 had a topic
a e i o u
and on this topic he had a post
a e i o u
With a post post here
And a post post there
Here a post, there a post
Everywhere a post post
Old mdmf007 had a topic
a e i o u (and sometimes y)

[Sundial]

O hay guise! Wuts goin' on in dis tread?

[illy dilly]

Man, fuck that gif!
What a fucken tease!

[Sundial]

It's the best method I know of to aggravate OCD people.