The Rian and Stuart Venting Thread

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:10 pm

Yes! Get the address please. It could have it's own thread...

I can help you find out what 80's band you are if you want. I'm Milli Vanilli if I remember correctly. I'm all about the fakery.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:32 pm

sparkletarte wrote:I can help you find out what 80's band you are if you want. I'm Milli Vanilli if I remember correctly. I'm all about the fakery.

Hm. Can I be Wall of Voodoo? I never got over the barbequed iguana.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:33 pm

(Of course, if it were 70s bands I'd want to be T.Rex, the New York Dolls, Slade and Devo simultaniously--without even getting into punk.)

(And when it's 1960s--I'm all Leslie Gore.)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:44 pm

Rolling Stones.... Sixties through the Nineties.... From 'Don't Ya' Feel Like Cryin' to 'Street Fighting Man', 'Sympathy for the Devil', and 'Angie'.

Yeah... Not Fade Away, Baby!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm

http://okcupid.com/oktest

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:40 pm

haha, I'm The Playstation!

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

Your exact opposite:
The Priss- Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

CONSIDER: Anyone else

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The only thing is, I'm also Milli Vanilla, so you know I'm faking. Oh, the craziness of being a Gemini!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:58 pm

Okay, here's the 80's band one:

http://quizilla.com/users/MargeLoves/qu ... %20you%3F/

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:27 pm

Oh great, I'm Boy George. "Very Feminine" apparently.

HA!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:02 pm

Well, the Bands page is down, but on the OK Cupid page I happen to be The Boy Next Door. Should have known. I'm too fucking wholesome.... shit.

Now I just need to avoid the Nympho.... just what I wanted to do.... fuck... and find the either the Maid of Honor or The Peach.

Okay.... Maids and Peaches, check in time!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:07 pm

I am....

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:16 pm

Okay... here's the skinny on me....

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side (you think?) just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine(WTF??) men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. (Fuck... well, there it is... backrub, anyone?)

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

*sigh* This certainly explains a lot...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:47 pm

no fucking way....

"Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet - Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy"

so THAT's why i can't get a date....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:50 pm

Jesus H. Christ, lady.... How many men have you eaten alive?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:53 pm

samtzu wrote:Jesus H. Christ, lady.... How many men have you eaten alive?

*Raises Hand*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:57 pm

samtzu wrote:Jesus H. Christ, lady.... How many men have you eaten alive?

there's got to be something wrong with that test...did I mention that i'm in a rather, um, strong mood today...??
and i've never, okay, maybe one or two....and YOU keep quiet over there DJ-boy!! *cracks whip*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:57 pm

LOFUCKINL!!!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:02 pm

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out this 'Boy Next Door' thingy... maybe I'm just too soft and gentle after the Demcompression... Gimme a week or two and I might just move up to 'Poolboy' or 'The Gentleman'.... 'Five Night Stand'? hmmmm.... unlikely...

Stepping out for a smoke and some comtemplation.....

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:08 pm

Sandwichman wrote:I am....

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Hey, I found at least one thing Sandwichman and I have in common!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:15 pm

Alpha wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I am....

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Hey, I found at least one thing Sandwichman and I have in common!

There is probably more but sometimes these things never come to light.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:16 pm

tisha2 wrote:and i've never, okay, maybe one or two....and YOU keep quiet over there DJ-boy!! *cracks whip*

Hey I wasn't complaining. May I go back to my drinking master?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:18 pm

Yes. Yes, you may.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:41 pm

y'know what's funny....i was just thinking today how i come off all hard-core and independent and strong, so guys totally don't approach me. and all i *really* want is some strong sweetie to take care of *me* once in a while...to sit me down and tell me how it is. (of course i'll probably disagree and start to tell him off for daring, but then that's when he's supposed to just kiss me)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:49 pm

ya...I like that! Even if I'm a married priest......we're the best kind!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:53 pm

*shudder*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:09 pm

tisha2 wrote:y'know what's funny....i was just thinking today how i come off all hard-core and independent and strong, so guys totally don't approach me. and all i *really* want is some strong sweetie to take care of *me* once in a while...to sit me down and tell me how it is. (of course i'll probably disagree and start to tell him off for daring, but then that's when he's supposed to just kiss me)

The ones that actually stick around you just kick them in the ass on a regular basis to remind them that they should run with fear.

Jason

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:24 pm

It looks like I'm a Random Gentle Sex Master.
Sounds good, I guess.

Avoid: The Priss (ok, I can totally see this- the only personality trait I can't take is conceit)

Consider: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse (what, no sheep or goats? Still, I like the selection)

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:43 am

Sandwichman wrote: There is probably more but sometimes these things never come to light.

Indeed! I just noticed your political leanings in the bar... make that two things! :-)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:39 am

I'm not quite sure what to make of this:

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:43 am

Oh my Rian, that sounds an awful lot like me.

But based on what the test gave me, Rob the Wop, we're the same! I had no idea.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:38 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:y'know what's funny....i was just thinking today how i come off all hard-core and independent and strong, so guys totally don't approach me. and all i *really* want is some strong sweetie to take care of *me* once in a while...to sit me down and tell me how it is. (of course i'll probably disagree and start to tell him off for daring, but then that's when he's supposed to just kiss me)
The ones that actually stick around you just kick them in the ass on a regular basis to remind them that they should run with fear.

Jason

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