Ask Eric

[Oldguy]

Eric, how much demurrage is the charterer charged for excessive laytime ?

[Eric]

Dear Eric,
Are you comfortable with your new fame and the possibility of being one of the elite known to the world just by your first name? (What would Eric do?) WWED?

Of course I'm comfortable with yet more fame. The answer for "what would Eric do" is always the one that involves alcohol, the cute boy, or the stupidest action.

Dear Eric, why do you REALLY hate shaving so much?

I don't hate shaving, I hate the itch of growing a beard. This way I never have to deal with that again.

Did Disney introduce this charterer in your honor?

Not so much "in honor". I am not that rotund, and my boys are much prettier than that sidekick - my lawyers are already in contact with them.

Eric, how much demurrage is the charterer charged for excessive laytime ?

Would depend on the contract now, wouldn't it? Of course, being a Jew, I am also a lawyer (and a doctor, a banker, and a jeweler), so I'm more than happy to draw one up that leaves you on good terms, and possibly gives you enough time to end up with despatch.

[5280MeV]

Dear Eric,

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[FIGJAM]

Dear Eric

Why does Frogbird have the gongocacacacus!

[Eric]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Apparently you forgot to wrap it before you rode it. I may have to give you a safe sex demo.

Why does Frogbird have the gongocacacacus!

not wrapped/ rode. See above.

[junglesmacks]

Dear Eric..

So many questions... so little time.

I hope you're not getting paid by the hour?

[Eric]

So many questions... so little time.

I hope you're not getting paid by the hour?

Salary + residuals. Always go for the highest income for the job.

[FIGJAM]

Dear Eric

When are the T-shirts being printed, and where can I get one?

[Eric]

When are the T-shirts being printed, and where can I get one?

I'm having them made from scratch, so right now I've got the mulberry trees planted for the silkworms to feed on, and will be planting some oaks so I can get some galls going to make the ink (once my wasps get through customs). It may take a bit.

[Conduit]

Eric - thank god for this forum. Should I pluck the hair from my back one by one or should I wax?

[Eric]

Eric - thank god for this forum. Should I pluck the hair from my back one by one or should I wax?

You're a man - some men have hair on their backs. Get over it, go find someone who likes teddy-bears. You'll never have itchy regrowth this way.

[Conduit]

Eric - thank god for this forum. Should I pluck the hair from my back one by one or should I wax?

You're a man - some men have hair on their backs. Get over it, go find someone who likes teddy-bears. You'll never have itchy regrowth this way.

I only play a man on TV

[Eric]

Eric - thank god for this forum. Should I pluck the hair from my back one by one or should I wax?

You're a man - some men have hair on their backs. Get over it, go find someone who likes teddy-bears. You'll never have itchy regrowth this way.

I only play a man on TV

In that case: You're a woman - some women have hair on their backs. Get over it, go find someone who likes teddy-bears. You'll never have itchy regrowth this way.

[Conduit]

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I only play a man on TV[/quote]

In that case: You're a woman - some women have hair on their backs. Get over it, go find someone who likes teddy-bears. You'll never have itchy regrowth this way.[/quote]

HAHAHAHA

I have no response, you win

[theCryptofishist]

Dear Eric,
Can you explain to Conduit how to make his bbcode work, or should I?

[Eric]

Dear Eric,
Can you explain to Conduit how to make his bbcode work, or should I?

The way the s/he mangled the post above, I think it would take a team of experts working for weeks to get the job done.

[Eric]

I have no response, you win

This, of course, was never in doubt.

[Conduit]

Eric - I'm finding it very difficult to decide between writing my Sr. thesis or seaching eplaya every 5 minutes for new posts. In your opinion should I have a butt plug in right now?

[Savannah]

[Eric]

Eric - I'm finding it very difficult to decide between writing my Sr. thesis or seaching eplaya every 5 minutes for new posts. In your opinion should I have a butt plug in right now?

If you have a butt plug in, you shouldn't be writing your thesis or searching eplaya, you should be enjoying the buttplug. Otherwise - eplaya. Always eplaya.

[Conduit]

Eric - I'm finding it very difficult to decide between writing my Sr. thesis or seaching eplaya every 5 minutes for new posts. In your opinion should I have a butt plug in right now?

If you have a butt plug in, you shouldn't be writing your thesis or searching eplaya, you should be enjoying the buttplug. Otherwise - eplaya. Always eplaya.

well played sir, well played....

[Eric]

Eric - I'm finding it very difficult to decide between writing my Sr. thesis or seaching eplaya every 5 minutes for new posts. In your opinion should I have a butt plug in right now?

If you have a butt plug in, you shouldn't be writing your thesis or searching eplaya, you should be enjoying the buttplug. Otherwise - eplaya. Always eplaya.

well played sir, well played....

But of course...


lets see who has to mess up the subtle beauty of that one. *sigh*

[msj2u]

Dear Eric,

I'm an old female Domme, if I find you on the playa, will you dance with Me?


MSJ

[Eric]

I'm an old female Domme, if I find you on the playa, will you dance with Me?

Even if you were a pretty young boy I wouldn't dance. I don't dance - ever. I will, however, be happy to give you a hug, and since it's on the playa I'll waive my usual fees.

[MikeGyver]

Dear Eric,

How do people on Eplaya manage to spell things wrong so much when Eplaya has spell-check?

Also, Why isn't Eplaya a word in Eplaya's spell-check?

[Eric]

How do people on Eplaya manage to spell things wrong so much when Eplaya has spell-check?

Also, Why isn't Eplaya a word in Eplaya's spell-check?

ePlaya does not have spell check, your browser does. If you want it to spell things like ePlaya correctly, you have to program said spell-check to do so, and you also need to spell them correctly - ePlaya is small "e", capital "P".

As for people not using their spell-check... sometimes the spellings are so bad the programs are useless, and sometimes it's just glorious, glorious performance art. I choose to believe the latter in most cases.

[MikeGyver]

How do people on Eplaya manage to spell things wrong so much when Eplaya has spell-check?

Also, Why isn't Eplaya a word in Eplaya's spell-check?

ePlaya does not have spell check, your browser does. If you want it to spell things like ePlaya correctly, you have to program said spell-check to do so, and you also need to spell them correctly - ePlaya is small "e", capital "P".

As for people not using their spell-check... sometimes the spellings are so bad the programs are useless, and sometimes it's just glorious, glorious performance art. I choose to believe the latter in most cases.

Fair Enough. I always thought it was ePlaya's spell check since some other forums I'm on don't have spell-check.

[Eric]

Fair Enough. I always thought it was ePlaya's spell check since some other forums I'm on don't have spell-check.

Or your spell-check doesn't work in those forums, thanks to the coding. Oooh... mind-blowing.

[goathead]

Dear Eric

Will they ever build the man of something other then wood? Maybe steel, and burn him with thermite, that would be fun.

[GreyCoyote]

Dear Eric:

Am I the only one who thinks you look a bit more like the guy on the RIGHT than the pudgy Leprechaun-ish goof-ball on the LEFT? (Maybe it's the square-framed glasses? Or the tilt of the head? Hey! Maybe we can get Simon to photoshop a walking stick into the original picture and compare?)



Just sayin!