Ha. Got groceries done AND made a new friend.
An old man was looking confusedly into the selection of On-Sale-Pizzas, so I asked him if he was looking for anything in particular, and that maybe I could help him look.
He replied that he was looking for an "All Dressed" pizza. This particular brand didn't make "All Dressed".
So I suggested he buy both a Pepperoni and Cheese and a Vegetarian, cook them both up and then shmuck them together.
His entire demeanor changed and his eyes started glowing brightly. "A Pizza Sandwich!", he blurted happily.
"Yep", said I
I sure wish I could see the look on his poor wife's face when he comes home with that one.