The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:04 pm

Let's shun Sensei for his bad form.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:05 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sensei wrote:Every once in a while, it actually pays off to answer the fucking phone...

Drastic change in plans, kiddies. I won't make the LL tonight... Burn the place to the ground for me. I'm out.
what's up??

Hey, S-man, let me check - the person with the house pretty much made an open invite, but i want to make sure. (The 3 actually referred to Sam and his son and his son's girlfriend, but i can see how that was confusing considering that i did spend the weekend with not one, not two, but THREE insane portland eplayans. )

oh, and there was a 'don't bring the party back to my place because my landlady lives upstairs caveat. but we'll wear you all out.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:06 pm

Well hey, thanks for the coffee I need to head out , might be back later, for those of you who won't be around latter I hope you have a great night.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:06 pm

Seriously, i wouldnt worry.
But the big comfy bed is sooo spoken for!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:11 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Hello , is there any coffee still on?

I'm working my contacts across the space/time continuum for a varient on the "never empty coffee pot" containing actual good coffee (the never empty french press with arabica organic beans?) so that I can donate it to the bar and there will ALWAYS be coffee here. The problem with cosmologists is that coffee's to practical for them to care about.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:12 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Let's shun Sensei for his bad form.

While we're at it we can shun the IRS for their really bad forms.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Let's shun Sensei for his bad form.
While we're at it we can shun the IRS for their really bad forms.

well said........

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:18 pm

*brrring brrring*

Hello?

Hi Sensei, it's Brandy

Hi

Nipples said you asked me to call you

Uh-huh babe, how ya doin?

Great. So listen, Britney and I were going to get together tonight and order a pizza and watch "Before Sunrise" on the plasma screen. You want to come over?

Well, uh, I...

Sensi-baby...

Okay, I'll be right over. Bye.

Bye

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:19 pm

in his dreams........

does that count as 'unholy transgenic breeding?'

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:20 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:oh, and there was a 'don't bring the party back to my place because my landlady lives upstairs caveat. but we'll wear you all out.

Don't even worry. After 'sleeping' below technoville, I am looking forward to peace and quiet, and DEATH TO ALL NOISE MAKERS!! I'll need my fucking sleep...

and thanks, Sweetie....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:22 pm

You know, I'm totally bummed now... (not that seeing Rian isn't enough to bring my joy-o-meter back up to high gear)...

I had even packed some lippie for him, too...

sheesh. First he starts fights with me, then he ditches on plans...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:23 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Seriously, i wouldnt worry.
But the big comfy bed is sooo spoken for!

I always worry about those things....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:24 pm

By the way, doesn't everyone on the board realize you're just as cute as a little puppy? Just .... cute..... just plain old...... cute.... you know.... CUTE!!!

*sound of feet pounding out the door, into the street, and fading fast off into the distance, before RIAN THE BARBARIAN can grab her club and beat Sam into a large, gooey, puddle*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:24 pm

we'll try to be quiet, then.

we'll should figure out if you guys want to do some carpool thing from there, perchance taking 2 vehicles since the apartment's dweller will probably stay for cleanup duties. i'm not feeling that magnanimous lately.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:26 pm

samtzu wrote:By the way, doesn't everyone on the board realize you're just as cute as a little puppy? Just .... cute..... just plain old...... cute.... you know.... CUTE!!!

*sound of feet pounding out the door, into the street, and fading fast off into the distance, before RIAN THE BARBARIAN can grab her club and beat Sam into a large, gooey, puddle*

did you want a place to stay or not??? *arches eyebrow eeeevilly*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:28 pm

Oh, I just got a PM from Sensei and he says he might be about to talk Britney and Brandy into stopping by the LL in the Benz. Just thought you might want to know.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:30 pm

btw, know who else is super cute? Rob.
You missed him all snuggled down with his blankie in the chill dome.
Very very cute.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:31 pm

I like to live on the edge.... sleep on the edge? No.... Sorry, I'll be good...

Rian, doesn't everyone here know what an evil, disgusting, spiritually bereft, atavistic, devolved troll you are?

There! *proudly* How was that ?!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:39 pm

Work day is done... running home to don my mask and cape and leap across the buildings of Portland seeking Justice, Revenge, and a Good Cigar....

Later, Kiddies.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:54 pm

Hey barflies! Go check out the quiz that stew posted on the Rian & Stew Show thread. It's funny.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:58 pm

Okay, I need a drink.

Something stiff. A double.

Barkeep??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:14 pm

Oh GE that stuff on the fuck thread sounds like no fun at all, so how's little Wild Turkey strike you?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:15 pm

line 'em up, BHA...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:19 pm

*pulls off cap*

}}}plunk{{{

}}}gglup-glug, gglup-glug{{{

Two fingers worth in this highball should start you off right.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:21 pm

perfect...

just enough to take the edge off...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:24 pm

So you want to talk about it?

By the way, the next round is Turkey Rare Breed, 108 proof straight from the barrel, no messing around.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:26 pm

uh, can you like, firebreathe that?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:31 pm

regynalonglank wrote:uh, can you like, firebreathe that?

Now that's a good question...here, why don't you try a dram and we'll find out.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:33 pm

It's just basically like I cryptically said in the fuck thread.

I'm in a non-exclusive relationship with a boy. I try not to be a burden for anyone, specifically him. I try not to have expectations, because that seems to me to be the fastest way to be disappointed by people. He recently asked for my opinion on something: he was getting a live-in housekeeper, and wanted to know if, if he hired a female, if I would be uncomfortable. I said that yes, there'd be some issues that I'd need to deal with, but they were MY issues. I was trying to be non-intrusive. I was trying to be fair.

Instead, he felt, I guess, insulted that I didn't seem to notice that he was concerned with my comfort level. I think.

Anyway, I just got done writing a huge email trying to tell him that, while I appreciate his concern, I don't think that it's my right to expect it, and that, ultimately, he should do what he needs to do, and I'll worry about my own shit, issues included. I then had to go into some of the jealousy/inadequacy issues that I've been dealing with as of late with him...

blahblahbalh...

another drink please.

It's just all very frustrating. It's about finding the balance between being independant and still needing someone. That's something I've been struggling with a TON lately.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:36 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:It's just basically like I cryptically said in the fuck thread.

I'm in a non-exclusive relationship with a boy. I try not to be a burden for anyone, specifically him. I try not to have expectations, because that seems to me to be the fastest way to be disappointed by people. He recently asked for my opinion on something: he was getting a live-in housekeeper, and wanted to know if, if he hired a female, if I would be uncomfortable. I said that yes, there'd be some issues that I'd need to deal with, but they were MY issues. I was trying to be non-intrusive. I was trying to be fair.

Dang. He asked you a question. You gave him an honest answer. If he wasn't ready to hear that he shouldn't have asked. Okay, he gets points for worrying about you if you chose to give them. But you're not asking him to wipe your butt here, just saying the truth.

Oh well.

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