The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:44 pm

* Lights flash on door pops open * Just kidding, where is everybody?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:46 pm

That’s hilarious angel

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:46 pm

just me and Sam...I'm listening to his confession....
woww!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:49 pm

some how the named Father Cowboyangel makes me think of country swing mass.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:53 pm

ya...the Mermen could play at my masses and we could all eat interesting things for communion!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:53 pm

... and then the priest... I don't know why I'm telling you this, Father Cowboy... but then the priest... well... it's so painful.... he... he....

HE CHOSE TIMMY McGRATH!!! WHY?! WHY?! What's wrong with me? Aren't I cute enough? Is my ass too big? What is it? WHAT'S TIMMY McGRATH GOT THAT I HAVEN'T GOT......

*sob* I've always felt sooooo rejected since then....

Wait... why is the hatch open? Aw SHIT! We're they listening? Crap...

Grab that old bottle of Spanada and the old jug of Red Mountain and let's get the fuck outta' here....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:55 pm

unburdening yourself can be a trying experience my son, try having another drink, and please, tell me more....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:57 pm

Don't say any more Sam he's just cramming for the what's your sin test later... and Tommy's ass is a lot bigger than yours..

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:59 pm

Satan comes to us in many forms my dear Samuel!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:00 pm

Well, there's the one about the nun and the chior boy.... no, wait... I forget that one.... Oh, here's one.... This priest and this hooker were riding through the desert on a donkey, when the donkey dies. The hooker cooks it up and offers the priest a piece of ass.... no... that's not how it goes... something about a furry piece of ass...

Well, I forget that one, too...

Pass the jug, oh semi-holy one....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:02 pm

Ah yes, I have been in the desert before with an ass my friend, but this is not about me, it's about you!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:03 pm

Tommy's ass was a lot bigger, and now adays it's bigger still. However, no one has ever matched Woodrow. He's still the pick o' the litter!! I let him out the other night at the Portland Burn and people were shocked into silence. We were in a horse pasture and the horses fled in fear... ah, it was a moment....

Speaking of moment and horses, this is the moment where I gotta' go see a man about a horse....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:06 pm

remember the evil one lurks in dark shadows!
intro ibo ad altari Dei

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:07 pm

And it was written that Father cowboyangel was every were at once addressing the true believers.

of course there's a burning man in heaven, it's anything you want it to be!

you are forgiven, now it's Father Cowboyangel, please

also....God talks to me and she said she likes the Red Sox!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:10 pm

priests must of necessity, lead a busy life!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:14 pm

Whatwhatwhat? "Just me and Sam?" Here I am, patiently waiting for a drink of whatever Sam has dug up from the cellar. Geez, how sparkly does one have to be to get a bevvie around here? In walks a Father and it's all Father this and Hail Mary that... Father may I?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:17 pm

yes you may.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:18 pm

Sparkletart I found a drink for you on this night o sins......a.......

Cannibalized Christian

3/4 oz. Jagermeister
3/4 oz. Jack Daniel's Whiskey
3/4 oz. Amaretto
Fill with Coca Cola (Cherry flavoured)

Combine in a large cocktail glass. Stir and serve

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:21 pm

life in the seminary got too complicated for Sebastian, so he soon found an interesting way to deal with the pressure

as a newly ordained playa priest, I can not say the "F,,,,,," word any more. Please disregard old posts...

Kristy, anytime you want, I'll listen to your confession! I really am a playa priest! really!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:22 pm

Oh thank you, eggsalad! At first I read that as Caramelized Christian, which I may prefer, but I'll give this one a go.
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Mmmmmmmm. Yummers.

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I'm clueless on the night of sins. I saw something about it earlier but did not read. I've been, you know, working.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:23 pm

if you don't stop doing that Zule, I'll begin to think that you want to be a disciple or something.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:25 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Oh thank you, eggsalad! At first I read that as Caramelized Christian, which I may prefer, but I'll give this one a go.
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Mmmmmmmm. Yummers.

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I'm clueless on the night of sins. I saw something about it earlier but did not read. I've been, you know, working.

being a working woman is an honorable profession to have my dear!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:25 pm

I'll have another Father

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:26 pm

does that mean you want me or another drink?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:28 pm

I'll take the drink,...

can I get off my knees now?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:29 pm

only if you clean the floor

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:32 pm

well......enough for now. Fr. Cowboyangel will be back, must tend to my flock in other realms (now don't get any ideas from that there...I'm watching)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:34 pm

*pretends to clean floor and heads towards sparkletarte's leg with evil look on his face*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:38 pm

the Hooker says, ok which one of us works for free?

Fr. Cowboyangel will be back, must tend to my flock

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:40 pm

Whoa... that was nice... a sweet young thang outside the bar, trying to show me a pretty sunset.... course it was nothing but rain, but it sure was fun standing in it... ahhhhh

Sparkletartle! Sorry... went after the cheap stuff and ran into Father Cowboy (is it the 'cows' or the 'boys' that you go for Father?) Anyway, I found a couple of old wines from the seventies... no, not the ones about finding a really good barber, or that you're coke spoon is stuck in your nose... these a cheap wines. Spanada and Red Mountain. Can't find 'em for love nor money anymore. Here, have a Fred Flintstone glass full. I'm having mine in an old Ronald McDonald cup.

Ahhhhhhhh..... smooth (*hack, hack, hack*) really packs a punch. This Red Mountain used to be $1.98 a gallon, and worth every penny. We used to say that we would do anything, shovel snow, dig up your garden, put the hit on your neighbor, for $1.98. Those were the days.... Do you remember Red Mountain Zule? Zule? Is it the wine, or are you looking a little... ummmm.... tentacly, these days?

The Bar

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