The Bar

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:26 pm

So why is it that my roommate thinks when I ring the intercom it's ok to let me in?......could it be the food?

And why is it that San Francisco looks gorges when it rains
?

I'm off to bed ya'll.

night.

paps · Post by **paps** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 pm

the postman rings twice
once to check if you are home
second time the charm

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:54 pm

~pouring Everclear™ on fat cigarette to ignite~

Anyone got a light?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:06 am

~John Cleese/Monty Python™-type enters~

Right, then!

I'll just serve myself....

~hops over bar~

Hmm hmm de da de hmm.....

~wedges several limes~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:09 am

I really should get to sleep ... I can't. I have a very busy morning ahead of me. Tomorrow is gonna suck.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:11 am

Service above self
that is the Rotary™ pledge.

~peels lime wedge from other, forces into mouth~`

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:14 am

Bah!

Sleep is for contented ones.

You came here to........

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:16 am

We.

Did you perhaps intend that WE came here to....?

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:25 am

I came here to dance, or fight.
Don't much matter which.

~signals bartender to un-cork rage~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:29 am

~bartender looks over each shoulder~

Are you talking to me?

Nobody else here....

Guess I'd like to dance!

~grasps paps in paws, swings with abandon~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:30 am

Fight? Are you from the UK? That's all those Brits like to do is get pissed and fight. Sorry, I am not a fighter, but I will watch. Maybe I can add to my tooth collection.

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:36 am

I am not mad as we make Love.

~dry humps nipples leg~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:39 am

Alright then.

~swings heavy leg forward as he walks~

Anybody else up for LAST CALL?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:41 am

Yeah, pour me a glass of your best whatever. I am gonna need it. Maybe it will knock me out, maybe I wont wake up in time, maybe I will ... whatever.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:50 am

A good shot of whiskey to match my real whiskey and coke

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:58 am

~bartender moves glass, ice, metal & liquid to rythmic flow of liquid~

Hello, geekster.

Thanks for coming to my "rescue". Freaking paps often gets squirrely & "humps my leg" at the end of each shift.

My wish to you this very eve (there is not night!),
a slushy cold lime daquari.

Hey! There is some left in the cup!

~bartender finishes toast with "client", gaining with~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:00 am

Okay, boys and girls, time for me to go.

Drizzle, drazzle, dradle, drone
Time for this one to come home.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:01 am

One triple shot glass (lowball!) of Makers Mark to Sandwichman,
gaurdian of our asses!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:02 am

nipples wrote:One triple shot glass (lowball!) of Makers Mark to Sandwichman,
gaurdian of our asses!

Thank you

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:05 am

(drizzle drazzle drazzle zone.....!)

Mr. Wizard,

time for this one to come home!

My favorite ever childhood comic. Am not recalling the title of cartoon though. Please help me, Mr. Wizard!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:07 am

Tooter Turtle

Crusader Rabbit was the other cartoon that ran in the same spot.

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:08 am

door slowly creaks open, echoing in the stillness

whispering to self: Empty?

Loudly: What kind of bar is this? Dontcha know last call is at 2? And frankly I have no aversions to speakeasys.

muttering to self: I brought a bubbling cauldron of vegetarian chili to an empty house? I wasn't going to drink...but it's so quiet in here.

Goes to wine rack and dusts off something that looks ridiculously expensive.

*pop*
glug glug

This one's for my Homies!

raises glass to all four directions and pours some on the earth

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:13 am

I am still around.....last call is a word I think that is rarely mentioned here.

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:16 am

i thank you my sweet
graciously suffer homage
whom will be the next

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:19 am

So um yeah hello.....

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:19 am

clunk 4 quarters drop into the juke box

I think you guys will like this one. "Bewitched" as performed by Miss Peggy Lee.

The next three are y'alls' choices.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:23 am

How about for the next song a little Depeche Mode- "policy of Truth"

Jason

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:31 am

Thanks for the quarter...

The Girl From Ipanema

(Antonio Carlos Jobim - Norman Gimbel)

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:45 am

I Want to Break Free

Freddie Mercury
Queen