I Like Sex...

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:30 pm

Are we having sex yet?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:49 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:Are we having sex yet?

well I'm thinkin about it

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:10 pm

Is mastubation sex or is it ART?

Well then I'm thinking about ART!

A II Z

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:27 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Is mastubation sex or is it ART?

Well then I'm thinking about ART!

A II Z

Zeus you rule Olympus!

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:59 pm

I just want to know where are all the sheep at? They're so sexy.

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:50 am

Great. Thanks Rev. Now I am thinking- Blind-folded sex camp with sheep and a very confused Little Bo Peep.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:27 am

VerbenaMaya wrote:Great. Thanks Rev. Now I am thinking- Blind-folded sex camp with sheep and a very confused Little Bo Peep.

No, Glory Holes with sheep!

Then invite all the participants to a warp party then reveal the sheep!

A II Z

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:08 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:No, Glory Holes with sheep!
A II Z

NOT WITH MY WIFE YOU DON'T!!!

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
sexually,
mr smith

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:05 pm

That's baaaautiful.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:56 pm

So are Velcro chaps considered rape in Montana?

...or Weapons of Ass Seduction?

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:41 pm

Number One punch line to a Scottish joke:

You mean you can get wool from 'em, too, laddie?!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:43 pm

if guys wear velcro chaps, what do the women wear?( I'm not talkin sheep, goat, dog, chipmunk, pig or any other 4 legged)

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:56 pm

Due to the fact that the current administration is faltering in its job of monitoring for flagrant violations of the following "Terms of Service Agreement" paragraph E definitions-

upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that displays pornographic or sexually explicit material of any kind;

upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that provides material that exploits people under the age of 18 in a sexual or violent manner, or solicits personal information from anyone under 18;

Written word is a violation of the above clauses as any image!

I ask the admin to delete this thread if you are as sincere as you think!

A II Z

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:48 pm

I agree we should all get naked and whip ourselves into a frenzy then ban ourselves...... Yeah!!!!!!

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
agreebly,
mr smith

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:33 pm

VerbenaMaya wrote:Great. Thanks Rev. Now I am thinking- Blind-folded sex camp with sheep and a very confused Little Bo Peep.

Verbena do you N.Carolina burners do re-enacting act your burns?....just wonderin

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:29 am

I love violent sex.

Bump.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:49 am

I don't.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:01 am

A little pinching and twisting in the right places can be amazing amounts of fun. Throw in a bit of lube and a slip and slide and it becomes the makings of a great movie. I need a few volunteers of the female species. Just don't worry if there are no cameras right away, rehersal is very important.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:57 am

No violence except firm biting (no blood) and stong, full body hugs; oh, and soft touches over every single sensitive part of the female anatomy. Lube sounds good, but a soft soap shower sounds much better, with a deep massage shampoo....

Shit. I'm sitting at work typing this, and getting myself very excited. Hmmmm, early morning trip to the mens room....

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:26 am

Holy TMI, Batman!

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:42 am

what is this sex thing that I keep hearing about? Is it fun, it sounds like it might hurt with all the biting and all. Is it better than video games?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:49 am

Q_ wrote:what is this sex thing that I keep hearing about? Is it fun, it sounds like it might hurt with all the biting and all. Is it better than video games?

from what i can remember....yeah. it is. i think.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:50 am

tisha2 wrote:
Q_ wrote:what is this sex thing that I keep hearing about? Is it fun, it sounds like it might hurt with all the biting and all. Is it better than video games?
from what i can remember....yeah. it is. i think.

Is this because it's been a long time since you've played a video game, Tish? Or...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:53 am

samtzu wrote:No violence except firm biting (no blood) and stong, full body hugs; oh, and soft touches over every single sensitive part of the female anatomy. Lube sounds good, but a soft soap shower sounds much better, with a deep massage shampoo....

Shit. I'm sitting at work typing this, and getting myself very excited. Hmmmm, early morning trip to the mens room....

well good goddamn. may i add the gentlest of firm hair pulling?

i, uh, awba...um. ah, ammm.... *ahem*

*dashes to the women's room*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:13 am

Now, see, I dont see that as VIOLENT. Being a little rough but playfully so is one thing. Being violent is something completely different to me and something I am not sure I could enjoy.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:17 am

geekster wrote:Now, see, I dont see that as VIOLENT. Being a little rough but playfully so is one thing. Being violent is something completely different to me and something I am not sure I could enjoy.

What Geekster said.....

Firm hair holding I can do... and very firm wrist holding either on top or on the bottom. A little throwing around, sometimes... and firm face plants into the soft areas.....

Shit....

Back to the men's room......

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:22 am

geekster wrote:Now, see, I dont see that as VIOLENT. Being a little rough but playfully so is one thing. Being violent is something completely different to me and something I am not sure I could enjoy.

don't worry Geekster, just remeber the "safety word" is orange...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:34 am

Actually the safety word is

friajjkyooliykeeddroullsek

(Sorry execerpt from a bad movie)

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:38 am

So I am guessing spanking a baaaaad little girl is outta line???? Hmmmm...and her dressing up wearing a wig is like cheating/ sex with strangers without all the hurt feelings!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:32 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Actually the safety word is

friajjkyooliykeeddroullsek

(Sorry execerpt from a bad movie)

And here I always thought the safety word was "OWOWOWWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE!!!"

I Like Sex...

Somethings hard....

Re: Somethings hard....

......Now move you're hand up and down....

Take Two Viagra and Call Me In The Morning...