MV's aren't urinals!!
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MV's aren't urinals!!
I'm jumping on my soapbox for a moment to whine about jerks that thought the Shuttlecraft Galileo was a urinal on Burn night!
F-you for pissing on an artcar that was built by my wonderful friend that spent thousands to build it and bring it to the playa!! F-you for Poor Captain Blackberry having to lay in your piss to set up the Galileo to be towed back to camp!
F-you to the couple that threw there garbage in the back window as they walked by!
I was furious that night having to guard the MV from blithering idiots with no respect, the Galileo was pissed on over 5 times in a half hour!
I am so sorry Blackberry, I know you were having a hard enough time that week getting the MV going and to top it off having to have it towed back to camp really burned, I wish you didnt have to come back to your MV being pissed on!
F-you for pissing on an artcar that was built by my wonderful friend that spent thousands to build it and bring it to the playa!! F-you for Poor Captain Blackberry having to lay in your piss to set up the Galileo to be towed back to camp!
F-you to the couple that threw there garbage in the back window as they walked by!
I was furious that night having to guard the MV from blithering idiots with no respect, the Galileo was pissed on over 5 times in a half hour!
I am so sorry Blackberry, I know you were having a hard enough time that week getting the MV going and to top it off having to have it towed back to camp really burned, I wish you didnt have to come back to your MV being pissed on!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
What does all that have to do with EGO?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
Thats were it happened, therefore they pissed me off at EGO!
Nothing against Ego!
Nothing against Ego!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
more like pissed on at Ego.
BTW, the most appropriate response to seeing someone pissing on your artcar is to step up behind them and do the same to their backside.
BTW, the most appropriate response to seeing someone pissing on your artcar is to step up behind them and do the same to their backside.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
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We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
Re: Pissed off at EGO!
More like rolled in someone's piss near Ego.
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All waffling aside, I personally think that those caught pissing on art cars, etc should be staked to the playa along the pier with sign's reading "Golden Showers Test Range" and/or "Write your name on the playa" in front of them.
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AYA:
if you happened to be on the roof of the Shuttlecraft, you should have a large volume 'squirt gun' to repel peeple like you described. somewhat similar to OED's earlier suggestion.
if you happened to be on the roof of the Shuttlecraft, you should have a large volume 'squirt gun' to repel peeple like you described. somewhat similar to OED's earlier suggestion.
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
What a terribly worded thread topic. It sounded like you were pissed at (against) EGO, and even if it were taken as you residing near EGO when these events happened, it makes no difference anyway.
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Furrfu... tough crowd...
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Thats ok, all comments welcome, lets pick on my topic title instead of the issue at hand!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
three words; electric fence charger (think the episode "Galileo 7")
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OO that would work better than the full bottle of Gatorade I threw at the last pisser!
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Is the motivation antipathy or simply apathy? Has anybody given Mad Pyssers a good polling?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
hahahahaha what a fucking joke of a thread. Oh no, someone peed somewhere HAHHAHAHA
Fuck you, fuck you...you're cool, fuck you !!
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Ouch! (runs for the mental first aid kit)
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
Shouldnt the thread be called pissed ON at Ego ??
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It seems if the MV cannot be changed to prevent the pissing idiots from going for round two, you should do as OED and Espresso Dude suggested.
The women could incorporate a squirt gun
full of rancid, stinkin'...
Btw, interesting remark buddy....down playing the piss situation. Maybe dj_john enjoys laying in other peoples piss?
The women could incorporate a squirt gun

Btw, interesting remark buddy....down playing the piss situation. Maybe dj_john enjoys laying in other peoples piss?
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
Moonrise, did you tow the Galileo burn night?
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dj_john69 wrote:Shouldnt the thread be called pissed ON at Ego ??
My good how original--cribbing from dick!
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Re: Pissed off at EGO!
Aya wrote:Moonrise, did you tow the Galileo burn night?
No, but I love a good prank and that situation is perfect for teaching asshats where to piss (worst case scenario bring a pissbottle/funnel etc in your f'ing backpack).
Here's to hoping Galileo is happy and shiny and renewed! Cheers!

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dj_john69 wrote:hahahahaha what a fucking joke of a thread. Oh no, someone peed somewhere HAHHAHAHA
how would you like it if someone climbed up and pissed on your dj stuff?
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!
Last I checked, cattleprods are legal on the playa. Wanna see somebody shoot diamonds out of his starfish? ...Cattleprod his ass while he's peeing.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!

This post made me think of the toilet art car.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!
Yiggy has the ol' girl now. You can be sure he'll devise multiple layers of anti-piss systems.
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Re: MV's aren't urinals!!
Foxfur wrote:Yiggy has the ol' girl now. You can be sure he'll devise multiple layers of anti-piss systems.
ah, it's not mine.......I'm just storing it for the new owners. I wish it were mine, though.
I'd just stand there and plant a size 14 boot in their ass so hard they'd have to undo their zipper to spit!!
helll, I'll do it anyway, 'cause I loves the folks who own it!!
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