"One Item" for Idiots--Bad Playa Prep

[FIGJAM]

All people riding their bike from Reno to BRC have to use the Pyramid hwy!!!

[maryanimal]

Before you ride your bike from BF Egypt to the playa, fully pack your bike and yourself and ride down a two lane highway during a storm with raging winds..

[ygmir]

Before you ride your bike from BF Egypt to the playa, fully pack your bike and yourself and ride down a two lane highway during a storm with raging winds..

you can carry more stuff if you pull a bike trailer.

[maryanimal]

You certainly can Yggy! good idea! thank you for this nugget of awesome info!

[gyre]

you can carry more stuff if you pull your bike on a trailer.

There we go


Sorry couldn't take the cognitive dissonance

[organizedchaos]

Just want to make sure that everyone is clear on the feather rule here, as I've seen some comments about it. If you use extra large feathers and pay them extra special attention when you make your mohawk/head dress they won't fall out and no one will mind that you are wearing feathers on the playa. Sure.. we all know everyone elses poorly sewn feathers aren't okay but wanted to make that distinction.

[Lonesomebri]

What glue do you suggest I use to secure my feathers effectively against the sudden rear impact of an overloaded hippie pickup and uhaul while I ride my Schwin north to the burn? And if the feathers are knocked loose before the photo shoot,it's still cool, right? I paid extra at my camp to take care of stuff like that.

[illy dilly]

So, I was looking at my ticket last night, and some ass hole stapled it to my receipt! Now there are two tiny holes in this wonderful 1 of a kind piece of art.
Are they going to exchange our damaged tickets for pristine new tickets at Gate or at Greeters?

[FIGJAM]

You're to use those same holes when you staple it to your forehead so you don't leave your ticket at home!

[misfit]

>>>>Now there are two tiny holes in this wonderful 1 of a kind piece of art.
<<<<
more like 68,000 0ne of a kind pieces of art.

[illy dilly]

>>>>Now there are two tiny holes in this wonderful 1 of a kind piece of art.
<<<<
more like 68,000 0ne of a kind pieces of art.

Exactly!
Each one has its very own serial number, so no two are alike. Plus, only this one is my one.

[Patsh]

Wasn't there a whole thread on these staple holes in our tickets?

Must have been back when the special holiday tickets went out.

[gyre]

Go to Will Call.

They take your unmarked ticket out of it's oxygen proof sealed envelope (untouched by human hands) and as they hand it to you, staple it to your receipt.

[Lonesomebri]

Finally went out and bought a good bicycle helmet for wearing on the playa.

[Patsh]

Finally went out and bought a good bicycle helmet for wearing on the playa.

Don't forget the knee and elbow pads!

[MyDearFriend]

Pay 10% more than the highest retail price for items selected by an unknown person earning minimum wage!

Pick them up curbside already packed; do not inspect, inventory, or de-MOOP your supplies before heading to the playa. Remember: No Expectations!



I am sure there are folks who will actually do this.

[gyre]

Finally went out and bought a good bicycle helmet for wearing on the playa.

Don't forget the knee and elbow pads!

Okay, what's the joke here?

[theCryptofishist]

What glue do you suggest I use to secure my feathers effectively against the sudden rear impact of an overloaded hippie pickup and uhaul while I ride my Schwin north to the burn? And if the feathers are knocked loose before the photo shoot,it's still cool, right? I paid extra at my camp to take care of stuff like that.

Snowball excretes something that will suffice.

[Elorrum]

Keep your floaty plastic wrappings for the end of the week moop races. Feather racing is lots of fun too.

[Lonesomebri]

I've been prepping for the unavoidable late night urge, avoiding the run to the outhouse on the playa, by peeing in an old empty laundry jug here at home. Can't wait until after the burn to bring home the new additions to my collection. Once you start collecting, it's an addiction, I already have over 26 jugs saved in the garage !!!

[FIGJAM]

Starting a tannery, or becoming a fuller?

[Lonesomebri]

Starting a tannery, or becoming a fuller?

I have nothing to do with those missing cats, nothing !

[gyre]

Or alchemist.

[Canoe]

Pickup some cheap plastic shit and start handing it out to random strangers on the street and at the mall.
Ask to use their shower in return.

[theCryptofishist]

I've been prepping for the unavoidable late night urge, avoiding the run to the outhouse on the playa, by peeing in an old empty laundry jug here at home. Can't wait until after the burn to bring home the new additions to my collection. Once you start collecting, it's an addiction, I already have over 26 jugs saved in the garage !!!

Remember to bring two fresh boxes of kleenex, so if there's more rain you have mud shoes ready.

[BeeWeeDee]

Announce on eplaya that you finally got all the precursors to whip up a batch of illicit mind altering substances and that you will be gifting the results of your clandestine efforts on Tuesday afternoon at the intersection of GDP and 8.

[graidawg]

go to gdp & 8 on tuesday afternoon and ask loudly where the mind altering substances are

[illy dilly]

go to gdp & 8 on tuesday afternoon and ask loudly where the mind altering substances are

Be this girl:

[knowmad]

Bring one tent for all 8 of you, crash out in a cuddle puddle and swap herpes.

[illy dilly]

Bring one tent for all 8 of you, crash out in a cuddle puddle and swap herpes.

Also, don't forget to drive around the alleys in Reno until you find a free mattress or two!