The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

I have been in the past.
TPBM has culinary mistakes in her/his past.

[Eric]

tofu-mayo-mustard-onion spread when I first turned vegetarian. I quickly bought a cookbook.


tpbm has been so poor they've taken the meat from a fast-food hamburger and used it in a different dish

[Lascivious]

Cannot say that is specifically so. But a can of stew cooked on the engine manifold is just the thing on a Wyoming winter's night.

TPBM is certified.

[Sic Pup]

Well I used to be, now I'm just undocumented.

TPBM has all their papers in order.

[theCryptofishist]

*rolls on the floor laughing for 10 minutes*
TPBM has a special Reno restaurant for the way in.

[9ah]

Yeah, Gross Out!!

tpbm thought today was Friday.

[theCryptofishist]

If my "thought" you meant "wished" you're right.
TPBM loves those old ammo boxes.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Haven't had much experience with them, but I do use a magazine pouch as a hip bag.

TPBM is a solo badass.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I wish. Just a run of the mill schoolfish.
TPBM loves bats.

[shroom]

I do, bats are cute!

TPBM played sports in high school.

[MikeGyver]

Nope. Too lazy, but every p.e. teacher I had said I should join football

TPBM wants to leave yesterday

[Asquared]

obviously, but i enjoy the anticipation.

tpbm has some anticipation about something/one specific

[ygmir]

obviously, but i enjoy the anticipation.

tpbm has some anticipation about something/one specific

indeed.

TPBM will eat almost anything someone offers, if they take a bite first.

[Eric]

Nope. Not even if they bite first.


tpbm has eaten insects intentionally before

[BoyScoutGirl]

The highlight of the yearly BugFest at the science museum where I worked through college was Cafe Insecta. I always looked forward to the hush grubbies.

TPBM can give me a tip on building playatech furniture.

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. Pure sparklepony here, nothing useful in my head.
TPBM hates cleaning his/her workstation.

[C187]

It's true. I only do it when I need to make room to do things.
TPBM has a blue leisure suit that they will wear to one of the "prom" events this year.

[MikeGyver]

It's true. I only do it when I need to make room to do things.
TPBM has a blue leisure suit that they will wear to one of the "prom" events this year.

No, but I have been contemplating bringing a suit this year just for shits and giggles, I'm thinking Purple.

TPBM doesn't cook

[Eric]

Love to cook. Doesn't mean I do it well.


tpbm has better things to do

[Sic Pup]

At the moment, yeah, a garage half full of stuff that needs to somehow be shoehorned into a small vehicle. I don't cook as often as I should at home because I do it all day at work.

TPBM has a unique way of slipping into their shoes.

[theCryptofishist]

You had to ask, didn't you...
TPBM thinks the messiah will be born as a white buffalo/bison.

[Asquared]

this person doesn't believe in a messiah

tpbm is not wearing a tutu on tuesday

[theCryptofishist]

Wifebeater Wednesday is where it's at!
TPBM hates it when I use blatantly classist terms.

[theCryptofishist]

Actually, I'm typically aware of the irony intended when I do that.
TPBM thinks this board needs an "Irony Mode" that will properly identify the the fact that someone's not making a serious statement. Perhaps color, perhaps font, mayhaps... both?

[Savannah]

If it's really too much work to abuse emoticons as frequently as I do, a prudent person's sig could include a (small font) color key to their statements, not unlike the color coding used at Retrofrolic: The Place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!

purple - bisexual or same-sex oriented
white - newbie ribbon/curious
black - bondage
red - corporal punishment (pain/masochism)
orange - ask me about my fetish/up for anything
light blue - slut! (Looking for sex/I wanna get laid)

Only I will suggest for the purposes of general posting, a color key of general use could be something like this:

Red - I'm angry and will probably be sorry about this later.
Orange - I'm angry and I will never be sorry!
Yellow - I was wrong, I actually AM sorry, but that's embarrassing, so behold: a font that's tough to read.
Green - Sarcasm.
Blue - Drunkypants!
Purple - Unbridled Lust.
Pink - Drunk again.

The person below me feels kinda high on the adrenaline of Packing & Prep.

[theCryptofishist]

I am feeling a little altered.
TPBM is memorizing Savannah's very useful coding.

[delle]

I'm trying to, but who're we kidding.
TPBM Finally found someone to feed the cat for two weeks. Someone who's likely to actually do it.

[theCryptofishist]

No cat.
TPBM can't decide if Delle's got unbridled lust, or drunk again. Maybe both?

[Eric]

One tends to lead to the other, at least with the people I know.


tpbm wants to know the people I know

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah. I'm in a rut. Not that kind. I'd like to be in that kind...
TPBM knows what Firemoose would say to that.