The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:21 am

natthebat wrote:So I love you guys but this kinda sucks. Well I'm having big issues with it, can we blame the computer insted of me? Who is Jason the Capricorn? I know A Jason but the ass won't tell me his sign. Maybe I'll get it this time... some one talk to me.

I am so arrogant raver bastard who wears a binke all day long to combat the permanent clenching from all the E i have ingested

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:22 am

I don't know either but would guess, not to,

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:24 am

I do not worry about age in the virtual world. I prefer good conversation to worrying about personal details.

Sorry I am being a fucking terror tonight...I got news today that my big check would be arriving in the mailbox by the end of the week and it has me happy as can be.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:26 am

So a your buying then right.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:27 am

Great news, Spinner! Lets get hose-face drunk!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:28 am

hose-face??

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:28 am

I don't really worry about age or details but I am curious, about people, maybe it's a need of mine to try to make things real.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:30 am

Zulegoona wrote:So a your buying then right.

Just for you I will buy a round.....

How about.....

A flaming rasta man

1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/3 oz. Creme de Menthe
1/3 oz. Grenadine
Bacardi 151 Proof Rum

Layer in shot glass then light on fire. Get a bunch of people together for this one. Everybody gets a drink and then they are lit on fire. The object is to drink the drink through a straw, before the straw melts.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:31 am

Zulegoona wrote:I don't really worry about age or details but I am curious, about people, maybe it's a need of mine to try to make things real.

Reality is we are all people under our vessels and we all have age that can only be difined in ourselves. If there were no sun and calendar how old would you be.....?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:33 am

Oh a straw I could do that, Just don't want to try flaming shots with the beard and go up in flames like that guy from the mountain man show.

And it sounds tasty too

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:36 am

I think I've always felt ancient and about 12 at the same time.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:36 am

Now time for a round of..

Technical knockouts

1/2 oz. Ouzo
1/2 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Tequila

Layer in a shot glass in the given order

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:40 am

Zulegoona wrote:I think I've always felt ancient and about 12 at the same time.

The things I have seen in my life have given me the experiences it takes some men 70 years to see. Time is very subject to how you percieve it. What about the thought that true time is dictated by ones heartbeat. Some people lead high strung lives and seem so old because their heart has beaten many times more than a person who leads a relaxed life. I have a youthful playfulness but most people who have seen my eyes know I am not the child I like to pretend I am.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:40 am

I like Ouzo but can't imagine it going with Kahlua

layered drinks look cool though

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:43 am

I think everyone in here would enjoy this one...

Hummers all around

1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. White Rum
2 scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream

Blend all ingredients in an electric blender at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour and serve

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:44 am

I once had a little kid maybe 7 say to me you look like a grownup but I don't think you are.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:47 am

That is to awesome. Children look through such unadultered eyes until we force them to see through our preconcieved ideas of how the world should be

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:49 am

Time for the next drink a.......

Dirty Mexican Ghetto Whore

4 oz. Tequila (Preferably Hornitos Tequila)
2 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao
3 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 1/2 oz. Grapefruit Juice
1 oz. Grenadine

Mix alcohol together first, then top with pineapple, O.J, and grapefruit, finally add the grenadine, shake and enjoy...For a truly dirty one, add 1oz Canadian Club whiskey

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:50 am

I thought it was pretty cool too, but the other adults around smirked at me and said yep he's childish.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:53 am

That is so true. That is one thing that scares me a bit about how I have raised my kids. They have never heard a mean thing that I know of about anyone. Maybe they will be too naive, too trusting. I worry about that sometimes. We live in a safe neighborhood with good schools, they have never really had to be afraid of anything or anyone. And you know, I don't know how to teach that. I grew up in an area where everyone pretty much looked out for each other. I wouldn't do well in a hard city. My first day in the Army I was honestly completely shocked when I took a shower and someone stole all my smokes because I left my locker open. I thought we were all on the same team. I have become more cynical but I try really hard not to pass that on. Sometimes I worry that I am not making my kids street wise enough.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:53 am

Dirty Mexican Ghetto Whore sounds like it would turn out looking pretty gray.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:01 am

Zulegoona wrote:Dirty Mexican Ghetto Whore sounds like it would turn out looking pretty gray.

How else would you expect a dirty mexican ghetto whore to look?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:02 am

That is a tough one, life can be brutal on its own, kid culture can be rough too, so they will learn some of it from thee friends.

My Ex-wife had a leg-perthis as a kid and was tutored at home for the first 4 years of school. no one at home ever said anything mean to each other and she was shocked and crushed when kids said mean things. se said she adapted but it was always nice to have home as a sanctuary from that.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:03 am

A dirty mexican ghetto whore .. probably should toss in a couple of dried cherries. Scabs ... you know.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:04 am

Am I starting to make less sense that usual?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:05 am

It must be time to go to bed, Jerry Springer just came on TV. Jeez.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:06 am

Z, its okay. Just look at it like this (tilts head 27 degrees to the left) okay?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:06 am

geekster wrote:A dirty mexican ghetto whore .. probably should toss in a couple of dried cherries. Scabs ... you know.

you owe me a new keyboard now to compensate for the soda that now has filled it.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:07 am

It's 3:07 here it's time for me....... good night Kids

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:07 am

Goodnight to both of you.....