Burning Man Problems...
- 9ah
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Burning Man Problems...
I LoL'ed at a few of 'em:
http://bit.ly/15iMObH
http://bit.ly/15iMObH
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What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
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I love that Tumblr!
The "Decorating Your Camp" .gif is one of my favorites.
The "Decorating Your Camp" .gif is one of my favorites.

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- Sundial
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Do I even wanna know what "Poop Roulette" is?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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It's the gamble of opening a portapotty late at night.
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"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
- robbidobbs
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<guffaw>
Welcome to my world!
Ok nobody wants to get "hovered" so let's just keep em clean.
Welcome to my world!
Ok nobody wants to get "hovered" so let's just keep em clean.
- Roberto Dobbisano
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bring your comfort zone with you.
why get out of it?
http://www.fodors.com/news/the-beginner ... -6854.html
why get out of it?
http://www.fodors.com/news/the-beginner ... -6854.html
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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- Sundial
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Simon of the Playa wrote:it's just a fucking glamping trip to the desert...
I've got 99 Burning Man problems, but a simon ain't one.
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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i dont have time for you little schtupp, otherwise i would verbally BITCH slap you so hard it would make your great white north turn black.
i suggest you pick on someone your own mental size...
now get off of my lawn, and show some respect, i'm fucking busy, and don't need your puppy drool on me.
i suggest you pick on someone your own mental size...
now get off of my lawn, and show some respect, i'm fucking busy, and don't need your puppy drool on me.
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seriously grasshopper, if you value your gonads, dont piss him off..
not now at least.
not now at least.

Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
- Sundial
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I'm thinkin' my gonads are perfectly safe. 

"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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the trash bin of history is littered with dumb fucks who do not give me proper leeway.
you have been warned.
i suggest you tuck them high up there lest they get squished.
you have been warned.
i suggest you tuck them high up there lest they get squished.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
- Simon of the Playa
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Schtev wrote:Simon of the Playa wrote:it's just a fucking glamping trip to the desert...
I've got 99 Burning Man problems, but a simon ain't one.
YOU have not EARNED the right to insult me.
and until you do, i hope, for all involved, you shut the fuck up now, and put that tail between your legs. and stop peeing on the carpet.
Frida Be You & Me
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Nah. Testicular Fascism clashes with my political views. 
Anyway, back to the topic of Burning Man problems.

Anyway, back to the topic of Burning Man problems.
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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Hey guys, my name's Steve. Twenty-eight year old unemployed university grad etc etc. Never been to Burning Man before. Hell, never even been to a desert! I'm pretty determined to go this year, but I haven't actually taken the plunge and bought my plane and Playa tickets yet. Before I do that I wanna see if I can arrange a ride to and from Reno (or Southern Ontario) ahead of time, and if I can get myself in with a camp for company and to learn the ropes. It would suck to travel all that way and end up stuck in Reno or alone at BRC. Any help would be greatly appreciated. I've done a lot of reading and get the whole Burning Man = participation thing, so if you have room for a total noob then I will contribute (somehow).
when unemployed newb canadians come on and monopolize the board because its just so fresh and new they dont even realize what douche nozzles they are while doing it, but the rest of the board who are basically, too nice to say so. just sit back and generally ignore it.
i dont.
fuck off schtev, YOU are a burning man problem now.
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oh for christ sakes, just hit the fucking plonk button.
your ulcer will thank you.
your ulcer will thank you.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
- Simon of the Playa
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Schtev wrote:Nah. Testicular Fascism clashes with my political views.
Anyway, back to the topic of Burning Man problems.
FIRST OF ALL
i am an Enlightened Fascist.
SECONDLY
you are canadian, and hence, your opinion does not matter.
i win.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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[media]
"and then the drunk guy says 'i cant help being an idiot.. im canadian'"
Don't link to anything here!
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popcorn anyone??
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...
11th Principle: Depussyfication - Keeping Burning Man potentially lethal. Token
11th Principle: Depussyfication - Keeping Burning Man potentially lethal. Token
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Kermit shirtcocker gif is killing me - thanks for sharing
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Page 2 of that Tumblr is killin' it. It will eventually be another page when more gifs are added, but the .gif about YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SWAG with the little boy dancing . . .



*** 2017 Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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I would like to speak about a dark underbelly of Burning Man and a problem that has plagued us for years
"The clown problem". This has got so bad just Google it and see what comes up.
"The clown problem". This has got so bad just Google it and see what comes up.
An unintelligible passionate yearning drove them out into the desert
T.E. Lawrence
T.E. Lawrence
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Savannah wrote:Page 2 of that Tumblr is killin' it. It will eventually be another page when more gifs are added, but the .gif about YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SWAG with the little boy dancing . . .![]()
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- Sundial
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Simon of the Playa wrote:Hey guys, my name's Steve. Twenty-eight year old unemployed university grad etc etc. Never been to Burning Man before. Hell, never even been to a desert! I'm pretty determined to go this year, but I haven't actually taken the plunge and bought my plane and Playa tickets yet. Before I do that I wanna see if I can arrange a ride to and from Reno (or Southern Ontario) ahead of time, and if I can get myself in with a camp for company and to learn the ropes. It would suck to travel all that way and end up stuck in Reno or alone at BRC. Any help would be greatly appreciated. I've done a lot of reading and get the whole Burning Man = participation thing, so if you have room for a total noob then I will contribute (somehow).
when unemployed newb canadians come on and monopolize the board because its just so fresh and new they dont even realize what douche nozzles they are while doing it, but the rest of the board who are basically, too nice to say so. just sit back and generally ignore it.
i dont.
fuck off schtev, YOU are a burning man problem now.
Aww, that's cute. You were perturbed enough to actually bother going through the time and effort to dig up a post (which is three years old by the way) just to go after lil' ol' me? I'm touched.

"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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i'm touched
So iv'e heard...
This conversation is over.
Plonk
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Thank god. *relaxes* 

"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me. Where the fear has gone, there shall be nothing. Only I will remain."
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*Pours Schtev a drink*
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Being Simonized can be hard on a being. But look how shiny you are now.
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They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
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