I Like Sex...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:38 pm

Silver 2 wrote: I've known at least two women who swore that sex was the best way to get rid of, or at least help with, cramps. It did seem to help; at least they were not as grumpy for a while.

That's pretty well established. An orgasm or 10 gets the blood flowing instead of pooling. Which brings us back to bad sex. I suppose you've proven you don't know about that, Silver.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:41 pm

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calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:04 pm

Hmmmm crime scene is worse than vampire love...and 4 question marks are too many...boy you are all splitting hairs, oh wait ...was that some sick sex reference too? or was it splittin' whiskers???? Hey lighten up its almost friday!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:04 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
OK...I'll ask.....How do you all feel about "Crime Scene Sex"??? Y'know....when Aunt Flo is visiting??? Do you like that????
Crime Scene, i like that...i'm gonna use that!

It makes little difference to me...as a bleeding female I am still happy to share the experience with the willing.

i've come across (heh) both kinds, those who run, and those who are into it, some so much so that they go in for what they call Vampire Love...

c'mon, use your imagination!

oh god, gonna have to put my roman collar back on for this one...smokin!

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:40 pm

Thank you my dear

Which brings us back to bad sex. I suppose you've proven you don't know about that, Silver.

There is an advantage to being a perfectionist. Even my ex-wife, who has said some very mean things to me has never mentioned that part of our relationship.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:16 pm

regyna still has my head spinnin...had a lesbian friend of mine tell me about these "moon" ritual things with sex.....hmmmmm if it includes getting all dirty with mud or something that could be interesting...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:44 pm

now that brings us around to mud wrestling...something i have always been afeared to try, cuz really, does anyone look good ass up in mud?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:55 pm

regynalonglank wrote:now that brings us around to mud wrestling...something i have always been afeared to try, cuz really, does anyone look good ass up in mud?

EVERYONE looks good ass up in mud.... I think you'd look great!!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:23 pm

samtzu wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:now that brings us around to mud wrestling...something i have always been afeared to try, cuz really, does anyone look good ass up in mud?
EVERYONE looks good ass up in mud.... I think you'd look great!!!

here here Sam D'accord

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:25 pm

the asses i've seen up in mud looked purty good.....

(...mine included...)

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:34 pm

well who knew? think what i've been missing all these years!

i wonder what kind of mud you get out of playa dust...hmmm....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:39 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:now that brings us around to mud wrestling...something i have always been afeared to try, cuz really, does anyone look good ass up in mud?
EVERYONE looks good ass up in mud.... I think you'd look great!!!
here here Sam D'accord

actually assmud......*ahem* I mean playa mud ass does look pretty good.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:39 pm

when I want good mud I go to Calistoga, and I don't mind a bit if it ends up where the sun don't shine

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:43 pm

heh...the first time i did that it just seemed all wrong! i could not relax wondering where it was going to go, and how long it would take me to get it out :)

the next time i went i was like a piggy in a wallow...i just kept wiggling down to the bottom of my trough...i love that place. maybe it's the cucumber water...

here's mud in your eye!

oops...wrong thread !

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:28 pm

whover brought this up thanks....(me?) I'm gonna get me some Calistoga mud this weekend.....I can feel it already.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:29 pm

...can you guys talk about sex some more now....please??

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:10 pm

back again and my dad's ok

now sex

I think making love in dirt and/or mud is the best way to do it...then plant something there....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:21 pm

Sex is a forbidden topic for me online now. If I mention sweeping a woman in my arms and grasping her tightly feeling her gasp and I caress her back and kiss her neck then I will get in trouble. Just like if I mentioning slowly kissing down her spine until she is breathing heavy. Slowly reaching my hands around her waist feeling her hipbones feeling every line on her body. Slowly tracing each one with an artists touch. Making her wimper softly barely able to speak. I really can't go on because I will get in trouble and that is no fun......

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:23 pm

but this is good kind of trouble, please continue

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:26 pm

cowboyangel wrote:but this is good kind of trouble, please continue

It is the kind of trouble me having to defend myself because someone searches every post I make and holds me accountable for all words on the Eplaya. I will continue later. It wasn't meant to get you riled Cowboy only the ladies

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:30 pm

oh............................................. I see
someone used to follow me around but doesn't anymore....not you Zule...someone else...now I think carnivore may be snoopin here a bit
fuck you feds and your diabolic boss....fuck you you rat bastards!

oh sorry...back to sex

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:36 am

ah yes, sex...sex...sex...what else is there really? no, don't answer that. this is our special time together, let's not let anything else get in our way. just relax, there, that's better...and we'll adjust the lighting, put on some music without words, and sink into the fleshy world that is my mind...mmmm...that's better, now innit?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:06 pm

okay now i'm having bad sex dreams....this is getting critical...

nice new pic, RG!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:22 pm

thanks mama! that's my sexy halloween pic...note the burning man third eye dangly!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:20 pm

tisha2 wrote:okay now i'm having bad sex dreams....this is getting critical...

nice new pic, RG!

Invite me into your dreams and I'll fix them for you... or really screw them up!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:34 pm

regynalonglank wrote:thanks mama! that's my sexy halloween pic...note the burning man third eye dangly!

Het Regyna you didn't used to dance at the Mitchell Brother's once upon a time by chance?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:57 pm

uh, what's the Mitchell Brothers?

guess not!

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:46 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Sex is a forbidden topic for me online now. If I mention sweeping a woman in my arms and grasping her tightly feeling her gasp and I caress her back and kiss her neck then I will get in trouble. Just like if I mentioning slowly kissing down her spine until she is breathing heavy. Slowly reaching my hands around her waist feeling her hipbones feeling every line on her body. Slowly tracing each one with an artists touch. Making her wimper softly barely able to speak. I really can't go on because I will get in trouble and that is no fun......

I'm ready for some of that! PLEASE go on.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:06 am

Wow - look at that, Sammich...you got the pro all riled up...

samtzu wrote:
tisha2 wrote:okay now i'm having bad sex dreams....this is getting critical...

nice new pic, RG!
Invite me into your dreams and I'll fix them for you... or really screw them up!

hmmm....interesting offer...at this point they really can't be any worse so i guess it's safe to take my chances ...sweet dreams!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:12 am

Just the thought of someone special whispering in my ear sends me, well..........