The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:08 pm

do these pants make my ass look big?

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?Uc=u ... 4852326105

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:16 pm

sparkletarte wrote:More hot pants pics! More! More!

Babe, this one's for you!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:26 pm

that's a 'total' outfit

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:29 pm

totally

Guess I'll have to get my own drink. Hmmmm...looks like there's some of that stuff left.

Tasty

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:56 pm

A toast to celebrating your thuds........

Whiskey for me....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:05 pm

<shock and awe>

is right!

Nice pants stuart! And fuckithead! Mmmmmmm.

I vote for more inanity. Just because. Pastrami, do you have a drink for that? The inantini?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:09 pm

not my best moment, but perhaps my best pants

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?coll ... 9015131853

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:10 pm

see y'all tomorrow

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:14 pm

I'll admit I perused your pics. I saw those pants. I love them. I see that I can put one of yours pics on my cell phone. Too bad I don't have one. ; )

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:00 pm

stuart wrote:do these pants make my ass look big?

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?Uc=u ... 4852326105

yes.

...what?

oh! Was that hypothetical...?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:11 pm

Just lick it.... no, not at the base!

~pulls head up by chin~

The rim... yes, that's right, how you liking it now? Kinda salty, eh?!

~muttering under breath about newbie Margarita drinker~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:14 pm

I want something strong and sedating.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:18 pm

Yello!

My BIG brother Paul is coming from Ausin, TX tonight at 9:00 PST.

He & I are the onliest people we know whom never stopped partying.

He taught me to enjoy Jim Beam, and now he is a Bourbon snob.

So in the spirit of Paul, raise yer freaking glasses with Knob Creek (or in honor of Mayfield, Makers Mark!). I bought us a bottle & got started w/o him.

Onward & upward!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:18 pm

okay let me just say that i am *THRILLED* to be a part of something and live in a day and age that allow me to see two great guys have a converstion about sparkly hot pants and beating off boys at desert rave dance parties with a stick.

something is very very right with my world.

seriously hot fellas.

oh and:
"inane
Pronunciation: i-'nAn
Function: adjective
1 : EMPTY, INSUBSTANTIAL
2 : lacking significance, meaning, or point : SILLY"

now silly i will agree with. empty and insubstantial, perhaps. i'll even cop to lacking significance. but, dammit there is a POINT to all this... and if you have to ask what it is....
thphttt!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:23 pm

dammit, Nipples!! that Maragrita thing had me worried!! then it had me almost shooting hefeweizen out my nose!!

shit!

okay...Maker's Mark strong and sedating enough for ya, Geek?

Here's to Nipples, and oh-god-he-has-a-brother....!!! Damn...has yer town been warned??

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:31 pm

Hey all,.. set me up too.

do you suppose nipples brother is also a big bunny that expresses milk?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:32 pm

Madame Bartendress might make you something? I see that beer in hand but I would happy to pour a round for ya.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:33 pm

Thank you Tisha, that would be great. I am just about worn out but all keyed up for some reason.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:34 pm

*shudder*

hey check out KellY's thread for calicoboy...

fekkin brilliant.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:38 pm

OK, no more EMS tonite(hoping) could I have even a semi lukewarm beer please?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:40 pm

I like you tisha2.

Not because you like me (you do!),
just that you seem grounded
& i need a place to
lean.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:48 pm

awww, nipples!! that's my favorite compliment!

you can rest yer furry head on me shoulder anytime.

One hot Tecate for the lifesaver!! Think i'll join ya'!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:49 pm

Nevermind I will make a drink for myself instead.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:50 pm

Hey Tish, one of my Ranger interns from last year is a student at Humboldt State, I would like to buy her abeverage too, OK?

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:51 pm

yeeeee haaaaa, just back from a real bar and now I am hanging out here, whats the story ya'all.....

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:52 pm

Good thing she took it as was sent.

I'dve never got it and thought
you likened her to a circus tent post
tethered by elephants & rebar
humbolt hemp rope
navy knots

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:53 pm

Oh, shit! Hi, baby! I didn't see you sneak in there behind Geekster!
Help yerself - and i'd be happy to accept whatever yer makin'!

Drink for the Humboldt Honey - you got it, helitack! What's her name?

Well, howdy, Q! What are ya drinkin'?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:57 pm

Even though ya missed my post I will still mix you an....

Angel Face

1/2 oz. Apricot Brandy
1/2 oz. Apple Brandy
1 oz. Gin

Stir with ice and strain into a cocktail glass

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:58 pm

paps, you are so literal!

I am grateful she understood I had not thought
her an implement or "tool", dishwasher
in the kitchen or drink dispenser.

If she were a boy she would be rock,
tisha2 we happily agree is all rockette!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:01 pm

~starts applying duct tape to fingers as saftey, as a drinker hides keys~

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