CRUSH THIS

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:54 pm

She makes me think and feel so alive. Her thoughts swim in my brain enveloping my cold self and warming my thoughts with her touch. She comforts my inner child and embraces his playfullness with open arms. She holds my thoughts close and remembers my words. She breaths her thought with every passing moment and shares them with me in dim lit rooms. Whispering her softness awakening me.

I crush.......

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:35 pm

Why is the CRUSH thread way the fuck down here??

I *CRUSH* Rob for making me laugh out fucking loud - and LOUD! - mutiple times today!!

woodrows job interview...heeheeheehee!!!!

and that one about 70% of humans would be more valuable as a food source! guh-haw!!!

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:06 pm

tisha2 wrote:Why is the CRUSH thread way the fuck down here??

No good fucking reason! (Oops, wrong thread.)

I'm way overdue to crush Samtzu, for being fun, hilarious, honest, and (semi-)wise all at the same time. And for proper appreciation of Rian.

And I'm WAY WAY overdue on crushing you, Tisha, for not only starting the Bar thread (a stroke of genius, I could tell the first day), but then setting the amazing tone that makes it such a great place to visit (even if I haven't- my loss), and which I can't even comprehend. How you did that, huh?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:59 pm

Sandwichman wrote:She makes me think and feel so alive. Her thoughts swim in my brain enveloping my cold self and warming my thoughts with her touch. She comforts my inner child and embraces his playfullness with open arms. She holds my thoughts close and remembers my words. She breaths her thought with every passing moment and shares them with me in dim lit rooms. Whispering her softness awakening me.

I crush.......

Me?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:01 pm

Thank you, baby!!! Nice timing! I was starting to identify with Rian today....tell her that, will you?

I *crush* you right back...for keeping our girl sane. And I TOTALLY (heehee - i almost wrote TITALLY! - Woodrow would've liked it!!) agree with your assessment of Sam...what a doll.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:02 pm

sure cookiepuss, go for it

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:05 pm

cookiepusss wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:She makes me think and feel so alive. Her thoughts swim in my brain enveloping my cold self and warming my thoughts with her touch. She comforts my inner child and embraces his playfullness with open arms. She holds my thoughts close and remembers my words. She breaths her thought with every passing moment and shares them with me in dim lit rooms. Whispering her softness awakening me.

I crush.......
Me?

It is just anonymous right now........I know and that is enough

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:10 pm

if it's me
please tell me
whom i am

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:02 pm

I'm pretty sure it's me.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:40 pm

Nope, I'm pretty positive its me.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:45 pm

Rob, I am madly in love with you man....I cannot hide it anymore. I got dog brush to brush through the back hair and show you my caring ways. Me being a hairy bastard as well I know how to work out the knots......

I am sorry all ladies I must regret to inform you my lovehandled ass belongs to Rob.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:12 pm

well he is kinda cute, especially in mauve... or is that pale violet? Ah don't know.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:29 pm

what was "really" there all the time....

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:40 am

oh gawd, Rob... it's accessorising with a men's belt and cell phone that really fucking sells that outfit...

i crush you **hugely**!

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:43 am

Rob the Wop wrote:

Nope, I'm pretty positive its me.

Now, I'm sure. MOM!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:30 am

I crush everyone on here on Page 53... you lightened up my day... thanks guys....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:31 am

kinda figured that post would wind up on 54.... *sigh*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:13 pm

I crush you Sam. you always come through
(but what you leave behind...I'm not so sure about)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:17 pm

Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex squishy, long lasting licking slimey prolonged
inventive tantric amusing fluid enlightening beatific transcendant

God I love to watch banana slugs at work!

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:48 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex squishy, long lasting licking slimey prolonged
inventive tantric amusing fluid enlightening beatific transcendant

God I love to watch banana slugs at work!

Hmmm banana slugs and sex. I love one and am the other.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:20 pm

Sobretta Franjipan, for being so... crushable!

Technopatra for displaying once again her usual insight and compassion (this time in the Down in Front thread)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:18 pm

I crush the way she smells as her hair drapes my face. I crush the way she nows how to make me shiver. I crush her ability to see past the darkest of times. I crush her softness and touch. I crush the warmth of her in the night. I crush the one who sees my vision. I crush the one who accepts my flaws. I crush her....I crush her eyes...her intense gaze....her soft words in my ears telling me to never stop....

I crush....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:46 pm

hey DJ -

beautiful words, but the point of this thread is to NAME yer crushes, baby!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:31 pm

Tisha I crush you and your lovely eyes for haunting my sleep.......

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:05 pm

Tiisha I crush you for haunting my eyes and loving my sleep

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:06 am

I crush you for haunting my ewes & loving my sheep.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:14 am

I crush you, Bela Lugosi for "White Zombie" (1932).[/i]

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:31 pm

you knooow tooo much to livvvv Van-nipples.........

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:18 pm

Hey Lydia...you haven't been crushed in too long so here's a slimey crush for you to chew on..
Love, CA

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:32 pm

awww.

smooch!