The Bar

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:35 pm

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Chips A-Hoy!

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:36 pm

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!
What's a pirate's favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!
What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What's a pirate always looking for, even though it's right behind him? His booty!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? A gAARRRRGGHnish!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
What's a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, "So, um, what's a pirate's first favorite mode of transportation?" "A ship, duh.")
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "What's with the steering wheel?" "ARRRRGGH," the pirate answers, "it's drivin' me nuts."

ok I am done now. I had to get that out of my system....

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:40 pm

oh come one now.... not even a groan??? That is seriously funny stuff!!!!

don't you Arrrgggree?

heh heh heh

I crack me up....

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:43 pm

just sitting in the bar, talking to myself....

{twiddling thumbs}

{scratches nose and looks around}

{tumble weed blows through the place}

{reaches over the bar and grabs the Mr Cuervo by the neck}

ummmmm, tequlia.......

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:44 pm

okay - i am laughing so fucking hard my coworkers are going to force me to go home early!!!!

drivin me nuts!!!! *snort*

gimmee that cuervo...

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:44 pm

{sniff sniff}

{crying into empty bottle of cuervo}

so lonely......

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:45 pm

we need to find another bottle

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:46 pm

heelllooOOOoooo...?!

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:46 pm

How bout some Cabbo Wabbo?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:47 pm

'kay this is a bar......it's full o bottles....here *ugh* here's the patron from the top shelf!!!

cut up some limes wouldja?

oh - shit. I gotta go.

watch the bar for me, eh?

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:48 pm

{glances back and forth suspisously}

Yes, watch, no problem....

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:50 pm

Oh look, we have 24 users online, looks like the East coast is just about getting home from work. Why don't you stop by and I will get ya a little drinky drink from this here barry bar.....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:53 pm

i am on my way to imperial pints of guinness

take care all...

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:56 pm

Ok, you asked for it.... and we are back to the pirate jokes::

what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:58 pm

why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

Ok folks I am quickly running out of material.....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:01 pm

I just told the "Pirate Movie" joke very loudly in our office and everybody loved it... laughter and dropped objects all over the place...

Think I'll have a Fat Tire and a smoke....

....nice.....

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:03 pm

now we are talking. Fat tire on the way, I gots me some lucky strikes or American Spirits....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:05 pm

Well, I was thinking Monte Cristo or Cohiba...

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:06 pm

HEY YOU, yeah YOU. The guest that is browsing the threads. go click on that register button and come and get yourself a drink.

***** FREE drinks to the next 3 new members that walk into the bar **

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:07 pm

mmmmmm Cohiba..... You ever try Incomparabale?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:07 pm

Do I count...? This is only my 1211 posting? Make it a single malt... any single malt....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:09 pm

Q_ wrote:mmmmmm Cohiba..... You ever try Incomparabale?

Not yet, but I'm heading to the smoke shop after work (in my kilt and chains... this should be interesting) I'll see if they have any...

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:09 pm

you get in free anyway, the 3 slots are only for new customers....

{places a smooth single malt scotch on the bar and slides it down to the man with the hat}

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:11 pm

I am a big fan of the rum dipped stoggies.... its kind of like a fat clove but its liquer instead of spice....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:14 pm

Q_ wrote:I am a big fan of the rum dipped stoggies.... its kind of like a fat clove but its liquer instead of spice....

I'm not a fan of rum soaked, but I've only had the cheap ones... I'll check it out....

... and thanks for the single malt... much needed....

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:15 pm

anytime....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:18 pm

What's a pirate's favorite roadkill?

ARRRRRRRRmadillos!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:18 pm

Hey.. where's Ms Tsh? Haven't seen her for a few minutes.

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:19 pm

she had to run for a minute

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:23 pm

Yeah, I'm outta' here a about ten myself.... end o' the day.... I've Sympathy for the Devil going on my CD player right now and no one has asked me to turn it off... one of the guys from Marketing actually stopped and said "I love that tune".... Yeah... Marketing!!