The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:36 pm

Geekster: This is truly terrifying... I've seen what the government can do with underwear, and it isn't pretty. And if they are sending the CIA, FBI and the NSA to do the dancing it could be tragic for all of us. THOSE GUYS AND GALS CAN'T DANCE!! I've worked with them before and not only do they not have anything that would come close to being described as a sense of rythm, they can't even develop the smallest bud of a tiny sense of humor about it. If they are seen performing these acts they will be forced to go after the witnesses and eleminate them. Some of the methods used in the past have been to force the witnesses on the Jerry Springer/Morey Povich/Ricky Lake type shows and humiliate themselves in front of all of America (at least, all of America that can't think past a Third Grade level). They will be dismissed as liars and cheaters (and idiots) by the rest of the country and will not be able to testify to what they saw. Would you want this to happen to your friends, family, or neighbors?? (if this has already happened to them, you know what I'm talking about)

It's tragic.

The only hope we have is to inform all the Yahoos, Frat Boys, Barbie Girls, Spectators, and others, of this problem. That way they will stay home and watch their houses for any government shenannigans that week. Those of us 'in the know' should go to the playa anyway and keep an eye on it... because you can't tell what the government might want to do with the playa. Jesus! What if they put underwear on their heads and started dancing out there???? It is our responsiblity to do the tough job... keeping the playa safe for the freaks of America. It's a tough job, but we have to do it!

Oh, and leave only shit soaked underwear in your drawers at home. Your friends and family with thank you for it.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:42 pm

gotta go the f-in bank again I'll be back in a bit.....keep sending me those panties.....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:43 pm

regynalonglank wrote:LOL!

I dont wear underwear!!!

ha ha ha!

but, you may not know this, but it's true...cops wear garters. they go from their shirts to their socks, keeping the shirt down and the socks up. think about this! it is pretty funny...

i have a friend in the police academy, and he showed 'em to me

i'll never look at a cop the same way

Police Academy or Dance Academy?

Ballet or Jazz?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:46 pm

no, seriously. this guy is the absolute last person you would ever imagine doing something like this, it is totally off the wall. he left his graphic design job because he wasn't happy...and went to the police academy. crazy, meditating freak. it must have been those years in the ashram...anyways! he is not kidding. and it's a total crackup. i will never look at a cop the same way...from now on they will always be in drag for me.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:50 pm

* man and woman in black suits, dark glasses, and matching turtle lapel pins come in approach Zulegoona from either side and escort him out quietly*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:52 pm

My dad was a cop... My 'little' brother (6'4", 300+lbs) is a cop, and I signed up... made the list... then didn't get called.... and then I thought about it and shivered all over for a couple of years. I couldn't enforce the laws that those guys are compelled to enforce... I hate bad law and I wouldn't want to be in that position.

Yeah, but the get to wear cool uniforms and shoot things and shit like that... and drive in fast cars with pretty lights... and the siren that goes, "Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!!!" Fun!!!

Just shut up...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:53 pm

well my friends, the time has come

Z has been abducted

CBA is off money laundering

i still have no idea if BHA has romper stompers

but i must go home

have a great weekend!

i wanna hear all about your hallow's eve on monday morning...

ciao!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:53 pm

Looks like MIB grabbed Zule... who's for a rescue mission?

...oh, and another drink?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:54 pm

and the siren that goes, "Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!!!" Fun!!!

I seriously doubt he will actually become a cop. i think he just wants to get in shape...oh, and he's insane!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:54 pm

So long, Long Lanks.... Monday it is....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:55 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
and the siren that goes, "Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!!!" Fun!!!
I seriously doubt he will actually become a cop. i think he just wants to get in shape...oh, and he's insane!

Sounds like he's on his way to a great career...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:56 pm

Well... I'm down the road a bit... May be back later... May not.... Happy Friday, everyone...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:07 pm

Romper stompers? I deny everything. But oh lord, those cop garters rock. Gotta get some.

Friday night and I have a hot date reading books to my three-year-old daughter. Milk and cookies for me.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:27 pm

i'm off to take my little girlies to a halloween carnival .. i have a cheerleader and a little tiger....grrrrr!!!!!!

night kids!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:30 pm

nite tisha and kids....when all else fails...make a big pot of borschst.....beer and borschst....good night for now spacecowboys

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:22 pm

I guess I am the only one here, which means, FREE BEER! I'll have a Guinness, I think.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:23 pm

Set me up with one.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:12 pm

My dad's ok so give me the biggest fucking pitcher of Jäger that you can find!
Cabbage soup is on the stove..anybody want some?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:17 pm

cowboyangel wrote:My dad's ok so give me the biggest fucking pitcher of Jäger that you can find!
Cabbage soup is on the stove..anybody want some?

you better split that it has been a hell of a day......it been a hell of a week.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:18 pm

dude...right on! I'm with ya...and...are you reading Burroughs by chance? ya know the fly thing......

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:25 pm

My avatar is a mask that was created by Paul M. Bruneau an Ojibway from the Mattagami First Nations Reserve. This was his piece named demon. It fit my mood today. I loved it when I saw it. It definitely spoke to me.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:31 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:36 pm

* comes in stumbling a little, even more disheveled and confused than usual*

ah hi,.. I would like some thing to drink,.. ah please,.. thank you,... oh a those weren't MIB guys earlier,.. they were nobody,.. they were just guys ,.. ah,.. you know, ah except the female wasn't a guy,.. and they didn't take me to a secrete underground installation in northwestern Nevada. No that's, ah sssilly....could I have some fluid please,...?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:39 pm

Let's change the subject,.......Jason how was your first day of school little buck-a-roow ? you still at work?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:43 pm

* comes in dancing with red silk boxers on his head *

Woohoo! Someone fire up that woodstove, it's ficken COLD in this place!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:57 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Let's change the subject,.......Jason how was your first day of school little buck-a-roow ? you still at work?

Work was great but on my lunch break got into it with the wife about custody rights and such and into a huge frickin arguement. Basically she is trying to use the child as leverage against me and I won't fuckin bite. I have done no wrong to my family other than leaving and I am paying child support so I do have rights to see my child at least three days a week. Then I got home to an email from a friend who forwarded emails my wife had sent her accusing me of cheating with this other girl. It is a fucking nasty day. Then tomorrow I am playing a party or so I thought. I got a message tonight that someone screwed up the lineup and I won't be able to play. The fuck thread is gonna be busy tonight if I don't find some alcohol soon.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:00 pm

*gives an " evil eye" to the kindling in the fire box and it bursts in flames*

Geekster! good to see you, so I'll bet after looking threw the pictures of the other kids in there costumes your even more pleased about how yours turned out.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:04 pm

If bad shit comes in threes then you've done for a while.......

who says bad shit comes in threes, hell I don't know but I'm getting good at seeking out any possible positive sign..........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:07 pm

From the fuck thread I'd guess being on a filtered monitored system is something you haven't had to put up with for a while.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:22 pm

I dont wear underwear!!!

me neither

strictly commando, unless they be sequined

shit, fuck, damn

I am canned and I GOT to go to pseudo work

]wish me luck

coffee

black

stat

see y'all monday