Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:56 am

My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

Mdmf007, always interesting posts.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:33 pm

gyre wrote:My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

Mdmf007, always interesting posts.

saliva is also great to clean india ink from your best nibs...

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:57 pm

sign all your tax returns with your Porno Name

C187 · Post by **C187** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:31 pm

knowmad wrote:sign all your tax returns with your Porno Name

Have more then one location with your 18 U.S.C. § 2257 records so it takes longer for the tax man to track you down.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:26 pm

Don't give bad directions. Give wrong directions.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:34 pm

When driving in San Francisco, look around..and Turn Left anyways!

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:00 am

tip # 4,281:

For fast and easy de-Playafication of your vehicle, DO NOT use a headlamp.

name redacted · Post by **name redacted** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:03 pm

Patsh wrote:
gyre wrote:My Tip for the Day
Saliva is effective for removing blood from cotton clothes, or setting up.
Rub in and agitate.

Mdmf007, always interesting posts.
saliva is also great to clean india ink from your best nibs...

Saliva also works as a lubricant....

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:18 pm

We all know who you are now.

name redacted · Post by **name redacted** » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Damn. Ive been made....

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:42 am

and we know you are good at what you do !

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:38 pm

John, (My husband), What are YOU doing on Eplaya?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:02 pm

Answer: He's gifting us Pointless Tips.

Here's one: have casual conversations on a bullhorn. It's more community minded.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:08 pm

Why the fuck did it take 20 pages for me to realize what an oxymoron "pointless tips" is, and the fact that it was OneEyedDick who posted it makes it into a dirty joke?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:38 pm

A company used to actually market 'pointless ignition kits'.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:11 pm

Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:21 pm

Oldguy wrote:Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.

Warm your nuts after de-worming

heat-a-nut.JPG

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Patsh wrote:
Oldguy wrote:Freeze your nuts to prevent worms.

Warm your nuts after de-worming

heat-a-nut.JPG

So... like... do you put that thing on a chair and straddle it, or what? How does it heat up?

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:27 pm

Heheheh...

there's a wire.........

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:49 pm

Lovely !
thanks Patsh I always appreciate you .

xoA.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:55 pm

PS:

Improper use of the Heat-A-Nut could result in a Pointless Tip.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:32 pm

Umbrellas are useless when it's raining anvils and pianos.

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:16 pm

It is wise to move the incense-burning tray before blowing dust off the table.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:41 pm

'Tis best to introduce yourself properly before commencing the begging.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:34 pm

I am out of chocolate
Please, I desperately need to get to BRC
xoA.

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