The person below me

[Simon of the Playa]

of course, they're more authentico...


tpbm has passed out on the floor of a dive bar only to find a plate of cookies and a glass of milk the next day in front of their face...

[GreyCoyote]

My story is I was playing an Irish Santa at the time.

The person below me only just recently learned that "dust" is also a verb...

[Eric]

Nope. Mom used to bake, I got to dust the cookies with powdered sugar.



tpbm thinks of "dust" as a lifestyle

[Ratty]

Yesterday I took my car to the dealership for scheduled maintenance. I had rinsed it off. That's all. I warned them this WILL be a dusty mess.

TPBM enjoys their job at work.

[VultureChow]

Yesterday I took my car to the dealership for scheduled maintenance. I had rinsed it off. That's all. I warned them this WILL be a dusty mess.

TPBM enjoys their job at work.

Well not so much right this second. But in general... yep.

TPBM plans to quit in the next 12 months.

[TomServo]

Seriously considering it. I am, however, quitting my apartment manager job in two weeks.

TPBM loves working with 100 year old wiring.

[Ratty]

That's me all over. My house is almost 100 years old. It's wired in a loop. Under the floor on hanging insulators. Fun to fix.

TPBM Loves modern furniture.

[Savannah]

Nah . . . I really admire late-19th century/early-20th century furniture . . . art deco, art nouveau. Exotic, uncommon shapes.

The person below me fits a weekly lottery ticket into their entertainment budget.

[peyote2004]

Sort of .... A bunch of us at work go together on tickets

TPBM can't wait for Christmas .

[Eric]

Not my holiday, and I loath mandatory gift-giving with a passion. I refuse to give gifts at required times, I refuse to take them just because someone feels obligated to give them to me. Random gifts I love, both giving and getting.


tpbm also goes of on a rant when christmas comes up.

[MikeGyver]

For almost the same reason. I don't like the fact that everyone expects something. Also because im forced to see family that doesn't like us (we are the black sheep of my dads side)

TPBM doesn't celebrate Birthdays.

[ranger magnum]

You are so right! After I turned 21, i didnt give a shit.

Tpbm wants ice cream

[tootled]

You're damn right he does.

TPBM needs to fetch me ice cream.

[peyote2004]

Get your own damn ice cream.... And pick some up for me while you're at it!

TPBM needs a strong cup of coffee to get going in the morning.

[Elorrum]

Oh, yess. Today, I am not certain. I have to work on a big project with a person who delights in pissing me off. Sometimes my morning coffee gives him an unfair advantage.

Tpbm eats breakfast every day.

[Aurelia]

I eat ice cream every day..always discovering new flavors I like

TPBM prefers sleeping late so there is nothing left to eat

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not a bird, so I don't care about that worm.
TPBM likes to play with blocks.

[robbidobbs]

Quilting makes my head spin, too much geometry. I prefer to make clothes.

TPBM is formulating ideas about their upcoming winter project.

[Ratty]

Of course I am! The tree trimmer is coming and then I can build a fence and gate.

TPBM pretends to be working when they are on Eplaya.

[Eric]

I justify being on ePlaya as "sorta working"



tpbm has theirs eyes on something special

[AntiM]

Unfortunately, it is the equity in the house if the shutdown goes on much longer.

TPBM wishes people wouldn't bring reality onto the eplaya, because this is where they goof off.

[OregonRed]

Not really. Hearing about other people's reality reminds me that we're all human.

TPBM needs a hug.

[VultureChow]

BM has taught me to appreciate hugs. I come from a cheek-kissing family.

TPBM has cute cheeks.

[Eric]

Not that anyone can see, they're either hidden by my beard or my pants



tpbm knew I was going to go there

[ygmir]

I did, because I know you.....yer a real peach!! and funny.
And, I'da gone, had you not.

TPBM wants to surprise someone

[Savannah]

I do, but I won't.

The person below me has an iron will.

[ygmir]

at times I can be like a pit bull with strong will and resolve.

TPBM wonders why Savannah won't surprise the "someone".

[Savannah]

No, I don't.

The person below me already has a kickass Halloween costume planned.

[ygmir]

no, I don't

TPBM likes catching fish, but not eating them

[OregonRed]

I prefer to eat fish but not have to catch them.

TPBM never has trouble saying what they need to say.