The Bar 2014 Edition
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The Bar 2014 Edition
Ha! Stealing a march on Trilo.
Besides, we can have two (or four, really) going on at once. At least for a little.
[edited by moderator to add...]
For those feeling nostalgic, long live The Bar, Volume #4 and the original bar thread!
Besides, we can have two (or four, really) going on at once. At least for a little.
[edited by moderator to add...]
For those feeling nostalgic, long live The Bar, Volume #4 and the original bar thread!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Bar, Volume V!
Ok well I'll pour the first drink. A tequila pickle-back!
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Re: The Bar, Volume V!
WooHoo, Drinks for everyone!
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Re: The Bar, Volume V!
So, do you ever wish that when you changed your "signature" the posts you made with the old one kept the old sig?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition

The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Ha - you beat me to it while I was checking on permissions and moving threads for the 2014 event boards, Fishy! I'll do a bit of editing/renaming though, from the discussion we had in the Bar Volume 4 the consensus seemed to be that people wanted it to have the event year/season instead of volume or version numbers.
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Okay, the old bars have been torched (well, padlocked), and link to this one in their final posts. Where's my drink?
Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Wow! The new place looks great. We need more tables, sofas, pillows. Oops. I forgot it's a bar not a den of sin. Can I have a Beautiful please? In a dirty glass.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
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Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Of course you can have one... coming right up! Bars can also be dens of sin, can't they?
Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
If this one isn't, I'm leaving!trilobyte wrote:Of course you can have one... coming right up! Bars can also be dens of sin, can't they?
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Don't go. I'll start with the foot massages.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
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Re: The Bar, Volume V!
Other forums I'm on are like that.theCryptofishist wrote:So, do you ever wish that when you changed your "signature" the posts you made with the old one kept the old sig?
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Good job, Trillo! Hope to see you & Ratty & Fishy & Ygmir and a whole bunch of other folks later today at the Decomp. Now to bed!
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition



Ah, the Eternal Coffee Machine seems to be in good order after the move!
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Oh my. Doesnt this place look wickedly unwholesome! My kind of bar.
(pours himself a tall glass of WATER since the light bulb over the espresso machine is kaput and the instructions are too faded to read)
So WTF is up with BBadger lately? I caught him being nice TWICE this week! I thought poor Savannah was going to fall off her virtual chair in surprise yesterday. I'm worried about the mental state of our resident meatcake-with-teeth.

(pours himself a tall glass of WATER since the light bulb over the espresso machine is kaput and the instructions are too faded to read)
So WTF is up with BBadger lately? I caught him being nice TWICE this week! I thought poor Savannah was going to fall off her virtual chair in surprise yesterday. I'm worried about the mental state of our resident meatcake-with-teeth.

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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
*comes in, dragging a corner of the NEB from the other BAR through an adjoining doorway.......it stretches and flows into room.......*
Whew! Good morning, gang!
This Bar is looking great! Im sure the Mayor will be in today or sometime soon thereafter......
I'll just grab a cup of High Energy
and be on my way......
Mohairs and I are driving to the Twin Cities to visit our dad and pick up a little 4'x4' trailer.
Have a great day, all!
*Wanders out a different door.......*
Whew! Good morning, gang!
This Bar is looking great! Im sure the Mayor will be in today or sometime soon thereafter......
I'll just grab a cup of High Energy

Mohairs and I are driving to the Twin Cities to visit our dad and pick up a little 4'x4' trailer.
Have a great day, all!
*Wanders out a different door.......*
So the theme this year is like a giant camp out in the desert? With people bringing lots of shit from all over? uh.. -Marscrumbs
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Chuckle
First thought was WTF did Eric do now?????
Bloody Mary please, still dealing with the effects of Friday night and Saturday morning afternoon.
Shoulder is beat to shit, need to heal it up and do it all over again.
some things just make me giggle.

First thought was WTF did Eric do now?????

Bloody Mary please, still dealing with the effects of Friday night and Saturday morning afternoon.
Shoulder is beat to shit, need to heal it up and do it all over again.
some things just make me giggle.

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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
*wanders in, hair sticking out all over the place, rubbing eyes*
Morning all... Somethings different here... *looks around and shrugs*
I have the sick... Some kind of horrible purging illness. I think I'll stick with ginger tea today...
*spots NEB* Oh thank the Gods that made it. *crawls under*
Morning all... Somethings different here... *looks around and shrugs*
I have the sick... Some kind of horrible purging illness. I think I'll stick with ginger tea today...
*spots NEB* Oh thank the Gods that made it. *crawls under*
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Mornin' all.
*looks around*
fantastic place
it's still early in my day (I'm lazy, what can I say?)

*looks around*
fantastic place
it's still early in my day (I'm lazy, what can I say?)



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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
*peeks out of neb*
Where am i ???????????
The new oven works very well!

love the decor!
((((marty)))))
Where am i ???????????
The new oven works very well!

love the decor!
Hope you feel better OR! and hope everyone has a great day!theCryptofishist wrote:
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Had fun last night! The First Mate and I went to a farm in a town called Snohomish, near here, for their Haloween corn maze, pumpkin patch, haunted house, and hayrides... they even had a beer garden, which we visited...
But get this: on their hay rides, everyone gets a paintball rifle, and you all shoot the live Zombies that attack the cars!
Any of you in the Seattle area, PM me and I'll give you the details, not trying to be an ad but it was pretty damn cool.
I mean, guns, zombies and beer? Hell yeah! And they do it at night, with black lights shining from the cars so your fluorescent paintballs work like "tracer" rounds!
But get this: on their hay rides, everyone gets a paintball rifle, and you all shoot the live Zombies that attack the cars!
Any of you in the Seattle area, PM me and I'll give you the details, not trying to be an ad but it was pretty damn cool.
I mean, guns, zombies and beer? Hell yeah! And they do it at night, with black lights shining from the cars so your fluorescent paintballs work like "tracer" rounds!
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Sounds like one hell of a maze, Captain. Hopefully Foxfur pokes his head in here soon, that sounds like something he'd be willing to make a road trip for...
Sorry to hear you're under the weather, OregonRed. I prescribe a course of strong drink. Get your germs drunk so your immune system can take advantage of them
I was up later than I probably should, after finishing things up here I hopped in-world to tinker around with my camp installation for Burn2. I had only intended to do a couple things, but I was on a roll and next thing I knew, hours had gone by. Anyhow, happy sunny Sunday, I'm off to get ready for decom.
Sorry to hear you're under the weather, OregonRed. I prescribe a course of strong drink. Get your germs drunk so your immune system can take advantage of them

I was up later than I probably should, after finishing things up here I hopped in-world to tinker around with my camp installation for Burn2. I had only intended to do a couple things, but I was on a roll and next thing I knew, hours had gone by. Anyhow, happy sunny Sunday, I'm off to get ready for decom.
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Wanders in, looks around....grabs a seat at the bar
Hmm... Never been here before.. I like it
I'll have a coffee and a shot of Bailey's.
Captain... That sounds cool. I love the idea of using paintball guns to shoot the zombies. I wish we had something like that here.
It was an awesome day here. The weather was beautiful and I took advantage of it by going for a 2 hour hike through the bush with my dog.
Hmm... Never been here before.. I like it

Captain... That sounds cool. I love the idea of using paintball guns to shoot the zombies. I wish we had something like that here.
It was an awesome day here. The weather was beautiful and I took advantage of it by going for a 2 hour hike through the bush with my dog.
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Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday... now you know why.
Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
This place smells funny......too new!
(Throws bucket of playa dust in front of fan.)
SSSSnnnnnniiiiiifffffffff.........aahhhhhh.......better!!!
I have no jommatree.
HD had no jommatree!
Guess I'll have to fake it.
(Throws bucket of playa dust in front of fan.)
SSSSnnnnnniiiiiifffffffff.........aahhhhhh.......better!!!

I have no jommatree.
HD had no jommatree!
Guess I'll have to fake it.

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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
<sets up an MK IV Automatic Banjo Box>
<checks wiring>
<checks wiring>
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Holy Jeebus!
I go away for a week or so and the bar moves on me!
Rack em up!! I need some liquids!!
I go away for a week or so and the bar moves on me!
Rack em up!! I need some liquids!!
....the password is pineapple.........
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
Just throw it on the fire! It will kill it or cure it!!
Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Salesman knocks on a door - its opened by a ten-year-old kid.
He's wearing a cocktail dress, feather boa, high heels, and tiara.
His face is fully made up: mascara, lipstick, eyeliner, the lot.
In his left hand he has a martini, in his right a cigarette.
Salesman asks: "Is your mum home?"
The kid looks down at himself, then says "What the fuck do you think?"
He's wearing a cocktail dress, feather boa, high heels, and tiara.
His face is fully made up: mascara, lipstick, eyeliner, the lot.
In his left hand he has a martini, in his right a cigarette.
Salesman asks: "Is your mum home?"
The kid looks down at himself, then says "What the fuck do you think?"
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Re: The Bar 2014 Edition
Ho, the Bar! New Bar! Wow.
Had a weekend from hell, tyvm, looking forward to going in to work tomorrow, though I fear that will be even more hellish I will at least get a lunch break!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck okay what are we drinking???
And where is our decom report, hmmm? All a y'all deeply-envied attendees still too broken to tell us how much fun you had?


Had a weekend from hell, tyvm, looking forward to going in to work tomorrow, though I fear that will be even more hellish I will at least get a lunch break!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck okay what are we drinking???
And where is our decom report, hmmm? All a y'all deeply-envied attendees still too broken to tell us how much fun you had?



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