The person below me

[tootled]

Having had an awesome first burn this year, I am already formulating my grumpy musings along that very line for next year.

TPBM managed to sign up to Obamacare.

[goathead]

no, checked on the price though, $12,000 is a little to much for me, if I lose my job/coverage right now I will be fucked.

TPBM wonders why women feel the need to always share reproductive problems with everyone, while men only like to share major injuries and or scars?

[theCryptofishist]

I'll be sure to show you my colostomy take down scar next time we meet.
TPBM also picked up creepy undertones in goathead's statement.

[OregonRed]

Nope. Just misogyny.

TPBM had to look up "misogyny".

[Eric]

Nope. I live in a very enlightened area.


tpbm wonders what I meant by that

[theCryptofishist]

It means that the sun reflects off the Pacific Ocean and produces more light. Great for photography. (Isn't that why you live there, Eric?) Seriously, the people in Nebraska just don't have as much light as we do.
TPBM can elaborate nicely on what I just wrote.

[goathead]

Nope not at all.
As to the above. Creepy? Misogyny? Whatever, women seem to share medical problem among friends more then men do.
Fuck men don't even like to share our problems with our own doctors.
Unless its smashed, torn, broken, or will not quit bleeding.
or we have a cold. LMAO

TPBM really doesn't care.

[Ratty]

Not true Goathead. I care deeply. And when I develope some hideous female problem I'll expect you to return the sentiment.

TPBM is anxious for rain.

[shroom]

nope, we just had rain a few days ago so i'm good for a while

TPBM woke up to cold weather this morning like i did

[lucky420]

It's a lil chilly here in the morning but afternoons are in the 70's...

Hope N. Nv's not in for another drought year

TPBM has the day off and is feeling sassy

[theCryptofishist]

More like bloated. I had the waffle special, waffle, "two" eggs and two pieces of bacon. That was more like six eggs. Or the eggs are from large geese. Or... a single ostrich egg. I don't know why I didn't leave more on the plate.
tpbm thinks that by ordering only two eggs, I only had to eat the equivalent of the 7 eggs I got.

[Eric]

I'm a firm believer in only eating the amount you're hungry for. If you were hungry for those 19 eggs, by gum eat them! If not, leave what you don't want.



tpbm can only think of the "starving children in India" when they look at the food they can't eat that's still on their plate.

[Box Burner]

Was told that often enough as a kid. My response was that if i got something I liked they would not have to mail it to Africa.
Of course that did not go over well with my parents.


TPBM will eat anything that is put before him/her.

[goathead]

BBQ sause cover many mistakes

TPBM would find it hard to live on 4 or 5 ours of sleep a day

[lucky420]

After a bit yes I would. I'd get clumsy and more dangerous than I already am

Tpbm is going zombie crawling this weekend

[Eric]

I am bored to tears of zombies, and would only dress as one for cash. Lots of cash. So no.



tpbm will not wear a Halloween costume if it's seen on a lot of people

[theCryptofishist]

True. but then I don't wear costumes for Hallowe'en...
TPBM is inundated with relatives.

[GreyCoyote]

Gads. You peeked? Anyone want "Uncle Mike"? Free to a good home.

TPBM was about to tell me how blessed I am, and how I will miss them when they are gone. (epic groan)

[maryanimal]

not really...

tpbm finds that it never, ever ceases to them what them, they, she, he, does when them, they, she, he,____________.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh that makes me wish we were talking German or Czech or some other language with a proper nominative, accusative and dative...
TPBM speaks Esperanto.

[name redacted]

No, but I lived on a street called Via Esperanza. Close...

Tpbm is avoiding buying halloween candy for fear of eatiing it all...

[Box Burner]

No not really. Just don't eat much candy.


TPBM likes to give out little toy trinkets with the candy.

[BBadger]

That... and old Easter candy (and not from this year either).

TPBM always reads the instructions first when opening up boxes of new electronics.

[Patsh]

That... and old Easter candy (and not from this year either).

TPBM always reads the instructions first when opening up boxes of new electronics.

Ha! (they come with instructions??)

TPBM has a very special (secret) plan for this weekend...

[FossaFerox]

Ha! (they come with instructions??)

TPBM has a very special (secret) plan for this weekend...

I do! I'm ambushing my campmates at a costume party to show off a tiny-scale demo of what I want our camp's theme to be next year.

TPBM is starting the weekend early and skipping work/school tomorrow.

[tootled]

Not quite skipping the whole day, but it's 3pm here in the future and this is my last bit of admin before I head out the door.

TPBM will drink a pint of cider on my behalf as I still have another fecking week of Ocsober to go.

[Eric]

Don't think I've had cider in years, but I'll have a dram of scotch for you.



tpbm thinks scotch-drinkers who use "dram" are pretentious.

[Simon of the Playa]

there's nothing pretentious about the scots....they're too cheap.....i mean thrifty


tpbm throws up a little in their mouth every time Mel Gibson is on the screen.

[media]

[FossaFerox]

Not just on screen. I've watched him work out.

TPBM has never been ordered to appear in court. God I wish that applied to me. Wish my luck!

[OregonRed]

I am a convicted felon. I've been in court plenty.

TPBM is shocked.