The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:42 pm

Hmm hmm hm hm hm hm..

~humming happily to self~

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:45 pm

what are you so giddy about, bunnyman?

*said the jaded bartender, dejectedly*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:52 pm

Hmmm, I do not know.

Lemme think about that, oh foxy-cleopatra.

Oh, yeah! I was kissed by a girl tonight, plus,
there are two & maybe three(?!) planets lined up
(perpendicular!) just to the left & vertical to the half-moon.

Oh, and Zulegoona felt me up & Jason made a drink for me.

~tounges amaretto out of highball~

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:56 pm

oooh! kisses good!
pretty planets good!
clouds bad.

amaretto and tongues good!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:57 pm

Enough about my day...
have you a want, my dear?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:58 pm

Any single thing want remedy?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:01 pm

ooh...where to begin...

a new president
a neck rub
a crepe

a nice drink...?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:02 pm

~thumps juke-box with forearm~

Candy Man
Sammy Davis Jr

[Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley]

(Candy man)
(Hey, Candy man)
Alright everybody gather 'round
The Candy Man is here
What kind of candy do you want
Sweet choc'late
Choc'late malted candy
Gum drops
Anything you want
You've come to the right man
'Cause I'm the Candy Man

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Who can take a rainbow (who can take a rainbow)
Wrap it in a sigh (wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Now you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)

Yes, the Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man

From "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
As recorded by Sammy Davis Jr
With the Mike Curb Congregation

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:05 pm

~wraps crepe around bartendress neck, setting precedence~

That better, baby?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:07 pm

Oh! You wanted a nice dRink!

Sound your "r"s, please!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:09 pm

lol nipples. Almost rattled one of my eyes loose I laughed so hard.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:13 pm

you guys are so sweet, as he L_____one up

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:13 pm

I need a drink, just dont make it a Bush.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:14 pm

cowboyangel wrote:you guys are so sweet, as he L_____one up

"Excuse me sir, but may I see your medical release?"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:16 pm

medical release?! I don't need no stinkin medical release!!****

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:22 pm

cowboyangel wrote:medical release?! I don't need no stinkin medical release!!****

Must be a SF bar, light up a doob and your cool, light up a cig and get thrown out on your ass.

Dont Bogart my man, spread the love.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:27 pm

creep suzies nekid
i forget did you order
rubbing precedence

~wet-sticks napkin-note under bar~

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:30 pm

Suzies naked crap not creep
did you mean to say
algebraically?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:35 pm

Alphabetically, thanks!

~spectabillis beered~

~Cowboyangel smiles~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:41 pm

I'm gonna go for a bit.
See you later, eh!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:47 am

Whew!

If you are not a panty-waist,
say hello to my little freind!

~opens beer nozzle over eventual victory~

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:54 am

i thin you might wanna jus on mi face

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:57 am

Did you perhaps intend to say:
"i thin you mi wanna jus on mi face"?

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:59 am

Yes, I might.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:22 am

maybe we could all make an extended visit to sparkletarte's

So who in Canada will let me move in with them?

Come on over! There's quite a few Americans in my neck of the woods. We appreciate your need to get out of the US and will welcome you here, although we're a little pissed that you're buying property here and driving up the prices, so just bear that in mind and everyone will be fine. Truth is, we're a little pissed at the Albertans that are doing the same thing, so don't take it personally. Just pack your bags (not too much stuff mind you, or they'll figure you out at the border) and get on up here. Remember to bring some winter clothes, it's been snowing (you'll learn to love it like we do).

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:29 am

strong coffee please...I think many in the enlightened voter base of the north east, west, and mid north east have to think about moving into the bleeding middle and the south...america looks like it's bleeding from the center and the south....not a healthy sign for a patient with a gun to the doctors head....

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:28 am

i'm going to need 4 years worth of tequila...

thanks, delisha!!!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:31 am

Having Bush as our president is like inviting a convict to teach our children. And what is next? Another Bush? Can you imagine that?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:33 am

samtzu wrote:thanks, GE. Anything will do... I only drink for the tanins.

Have you tried chewing leather?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:38 am

buckethead alien wrote:
)))politics warning(((

I think that Wagner is the Republican opera buff's composer of choice.

Perhaps, but they'd always be happy to use all of Verdi's patriotic songs as well.