FUCK YOU JESUS!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

bigger?


oh my.

Oh! for christ sakes

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[H.G.Crosby]

a jew is as a jew does.

[tatonka]

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[Box Burner]

That was on the Survival album and was one of my favorite songs on it. The whole if side 2 was really good. And although it may be heresy to say it, I think GFR did a better version of Gimme Shelter.

[unjonharley]

You know jesus must of had his dick docked.. He was brought up a good Jew..

I suppose this dick docking was done the same time as docking sheep tails.. Both
preformed to cut down on syphilis.. It became a law of the land.. The law makers were the head of the temple.. So it was written as a holy law..Seeing as most Canaanites/Judas were sheep herders..This is what this age 12 sexual assault is all about.. That would be about the age sheep would start looking good..

[Canoe]

... This is where " for christ sakes close the door. Were you born in a barn already?"came from

High school English class. Teacher teaching a poem. Jesus is riding a donkey into town, people are throwing palm leaves on the ground. No one is getting the poem. Teacher in exasperation yells "but what were the people saying to Jesus!!!"
A friend in the back of the class, sounding exactly like his Dad, drawls, "Jesus Christ get off your ass".

Child's view:

• When Jesus is born, I get presents.
• When Jesus dies, I get chocolate.
• I love Jesus.

[tatonka]

That was on the Survival album and was one of my favorite songs on it. The whole if side 2 was really good. And although it may be heresy to say it, I think GFR did a better version of Gimme Shelter.

my favorite one also

[Guy Noir]

As an Operating Thetan III, I agree with you guys completely. How could anybody buy that Christian mumbo jumbo stuff?

[Simon of the Playa]

fuck you, tom cruise.




have some coffee, bitches.

[forty_eight]

Would say fuck you to Homeless Jesus?

Jesus the Homeless' sculpture may find home in Rome

[ranger magnum]

Jesus built my hotrod...

[Lonesomebri]

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[forty_eight]

fuck you, tom cruise.




have some coffee, bitches.

I lol'd but i was going to hell WAY before this thread

[shroom]

But I like Jesus, especially when he sings.

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[FIGJAM]

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[Simon of the Playa]

[ygmir]

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[Simon of the Playa]

.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

finally.


Proof that the Our Lord and Savior is a RollerBlader.



i am redeemed.

[Canoe]

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[Simon of the Playa]

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[Canoe]

Old, but
... Jesus found again, and not on toast...

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[Ugly Dougly]

Oh by the way...
HOLY
Old English halig "holy, consecrated, sacred, godly," from Proto-Germanic *hailaga- (cf. Old Norse heilagr, Old Frisian helich "holy," Old Saxon helag, Middle Dutch helich, Old High German heilag, German heilig, Gothic hailags "holy"). Adopted at conversion for Latin sanctus.

Primary (pre-Christian) meaning is not possible to determine, but probably it was "that must be preserved whole or intact, that cannot be transgressed or violated," and connected with Old English hal (see health) and Old High German heil "health, happiness, good luck" (source of the German salutation Heil). Holy water was in Old English. Holy has been used as an intensifying word from 1837; used in expletives since 1880s (e.g. holy smoke, 1883, holy mackerel, 1876, holy cow, 1914, holy moly etc.), most of them euphemisms for holy Christ or holy Moses.
It's not just for Christians anymore.

[unjonharley]

As in holy ugly dougly, that was a shit load

[Simon of the Playa]

you forgot holy frijole….

[Roberto Dobbisano]

happy holy days, bitches.

[MacGlenver]

This should get everyone in the holiday spirit!

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[unjonharley]

Hoe Hoe Hoe..............Ya you hoe..

Ma's home from the whore house and me out of jail.. We will settle down for a great piece of tail....

[BBadger]

I actually think Jesus was a pretty swell guy from how he's depicted, but that Jack T Chick guy needs to have his shit parodied at every instance.

[unjonharley]

With jesus birthday coming up.. Adam said "It's christmas, Eve"