The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:43 am

stuart wrote:hizzah fa shizzah me doobleymongs

Tee hee! Seebih tah, my pooty tang man...

Oh, and the shirt? Small. Child's size works well.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:44 am

mornin', kids...

*sigh*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:52 am

so, I need a few stiff drinks. In fact, I think I'll join Glynda in the 4-years-worth of tequila...

Actually, I think that I'm still drunk from last night. Damned carmel martinis... they crept up on me. And then I had to work early. Yep, I'm a ROOKIE (that took the wind outta yer sails, huh, Stu?). So I'm sitting here, pretty sure I'm fairly tipsy, trying to work. hmph. All that, and I'm in mourning...

it's gonna be a long day.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:18 am

Hey Everyone... did you hear, the Republicans maintain control of both houses of Congess and the White House.

Drinks are on me!

Set 'em up, bartender...

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:24 am

*pours drink on Joel*

:-)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:24 am

*banging head on the bar - muttering to self...*
...don't leave the bar...don't read the troll threads....keep yer mouth shut...stay in the bar...
*thud...thud...thud*

Huh?
Oh, sure, Joel...thanks for the update.

By the way, i am REALLY glad you are in such a good mood today. You are the only eplayan who has been able to make me laugh this morning. Really. LOL.
AND may I just say thanks for your ability to have a differing opinion and share it in way that doesn't drive people insane with rage? Truly. Thank you!

A round on Joel!! What'll it be, kids?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:25 am

Alpha wrote:*pours drink on Joel*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:29 am

well, hell... if it's on joel... I'll take whatever's most expensive...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:37 am

tisha2 wrote:*banging head on the bar - muttering to self...*
...don't leave the bar...don't read the troll threads....keep yer mouth shut...stay in the bar...
*thud...thud...thud*

Huh?
Oh, sure, Joel...thanks for the update.
By the way, i am REALLY glad you are in such a good mood today. You are the only eplayan who has been able to make me laugh this morning. Really. LOL.
AND may I just say thanks for your ability to have a differing opinion and share it in way that doesn't drive people insane with rage? Truly. Thank you!

A round on Joel!! What'll it be, kids?

insane with rage... every once in awhile... i do that... but it only hurts me.

now, cleaning my weapons 'cause the voices told me to... that happens a lot... and my weapons are really clean.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:37 am

oh, and Tish: i'll keep you here if you keep me in here...

Q_ · Post by Q_ » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:40 am

so whats the strongest pour you've got behind that there bar of yours? Make it a double...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:25 am

Simply Joel wrote:Hey Everyone... did you hear, the Republicans maintain control of both houses of Congess and the White House.

Drinks are on me!

Set 'em up, bartender...

Gloating does not become you, but you have earned it. You have put up with our crap on these boards. I accept your drink, and I'll raise you a Glenmorangie.

Skall!

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:59 am

So............How about them Red-Sox???

Awww...c'mon, cut me some slack here.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:04 pm

calicowboy925 wrote: Awww...c'mon, cut me some slack here.....

Um, an apology might grease those wheels.

Dispite my terrier dog tactics, I do recognize others' rights to disagree with me and when I can't live up to that, I often feel embarassment about it. Right now you have me wondering if you've won anything since 4-grade kick ball. People's hearts are broken--or at least bruised--and you're running around making Nelson Muntz look like an elder statesman.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:05 pm

Simply Joel wrote:Hey Everyone... did you hear, the Republicans maintain control of both houses of Congess and the White House.

dont forget the Judicial too

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:06 pm

samtzu wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:Hey Everyone... did you hear, the Republicans maintain control of both houses of Congess and the White House.

Drinks are on me!

Set 'em up, bartender... 8)
Gloating does not become you, but you have earned it. You have put up with our crap on these boards.

To the extent that the crap is mine, I'm sorry. It really touched me when Stuart said what he wanted and you said "Me too." Thank you for letting me see a human side to the Rabid Ol' Party, instead of that viscious crap they spill so often.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:08 pm

Barkeep
Pago-Pago Octopus. Extra Tentacles.

(Or is that a Pago Octopus-Octopus? I can't even drink for a week off board. Meds.)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:24 pm

GE,

I am gonna bring a bottle of the miracle cure just for you next year.

All,

this morning I wake quite despondant, as I am sure many, but not all, of you do. I feel like a fool. Yet somehow I feel a warm, gracious love. I can't explain it. As my wife looks for work in Vancouver I find myself scurrying to the toy store to enable more artwork. Odd.

times like these require 20yr ruby port.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:24 pm

or Ketamine

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:34 pm

Awww... I'd rather have a shirt, Stuey. Besides, if I never had hangovers, I'd never learn when to stop drinking!

Fishie: one squishy squid coming up. And can I just say that I adore you? You are funny and witty and smart as a whip... oh hell... I'm off to the crush thread...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:42 pm

learn when to stop drinking

now I know you're a rookie

still, shirt and pills all 'round.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:49 pm

aahhhhh!!!! i feel so much better now!

drinks on me!! c'mon.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:59 pm

I KNEW that was coming...

still...

rookie status has its appeal. sort of like staying a kid forever.

Just call me peter pan...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:04 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I KNEW that was coming...

still...

rookie status has its appeal. sort of like staying a kid forever.

Just call me peter pan...

Isn't that a hospital untensil?

I'll have a scooner of beer in one, if you have one behind the bar... It always shocks the tourists when you drink out of those...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:17 pm

I was passing by outside when I heard Tish say,

tisha2 wrote:drinks on me!! c'mon.....

A shot of Wild Turkey from Tish's navel would be just the thing! I'll have to think about where I want the Harvey Wallbanger...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:21 pm

Sensei wrote:I was passing by outside when I heard Tish say,
tisha2 wrote:drinks on me!! c'mon.....
A shot of Wild Turkey from Tish's navel would be just the thing! I'll have to think about where I want the Harvey Wallbanger...

My nominee. Rob the Wop's hairy, hairy armpit. "Yum! Sticks b'tween the teeth!"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:26 pm

Sensei wrote:I was passing by outside when I heard Tish say,
tisha2 wrote:drinks on me!! c'mon.....
A shot of Wild Turkey from Tish's navel would be just the thing! I'll have to think about where I want the Harvey Wallbanger...

Yaaaay!!! Hi, Sensei!! Where the fuck have you been?

*laying down on bar - revealing navel*

My day just gets better and better...

*pouring Wild Turkey shot into navel*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:My nominee. Rob the Wop's hairy, hairy armpit. "Yum! Sticks b'tween the teeth!"

All yours, fishy! While I like our Robster, we really haven't grown quite that close. Still, to each his (or her) own. Now, about that Wallbanger...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:36 pm

where d'ya want it, baby??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:38 pm

Yeah, Sensei: where the hell were you?

Can I be next?? Tish, you sexy bitch, get that navel over here...